Urgent: Pisces' humorous jokes

One day, Xiaoming was called to the office by the teacher because he was singing in class. Then Xiao Ming tried to escape and ran to the school gate. The teacher arrested him again and said, "What kind?" Xiao Ming sang, "The river flows eastward. Wow, the stars in the sky have joined the Beidou. " The teacher said, "You are still singing. I will drive you home!" " "Xiao Ming sang again:" Let's go. " The teacher said, "Are you crazy to sing everywhere?" Xiao Ming sang, "You have everything for me." The teacher said, "Sing again! ! . "Xiao Ming sang again:" The road is rough, shout wow. "The teacher said," If you sing again, I will hit you! "Xiao Ming said," Do it when you have to. " The teacher said, "Sing it again! I won't let you come tomorrow. " Xiao Ming sang again: "Wow, the wind and fire attacked Kyushu."