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12 how does the constellation man explain the condom in his wallet?
Being direct and not good at hiding secrets, Aries man really feels that there is no need to hide sexual desire, the most primitive desire of human beings. Even if you are single, even if you don't have a girlfriend or sexual partner, it's no big deal to put a condom in your wallet. It can be used by itself, which is convenient to handle, does not waste paper and does not need cleaning.
Taurus male: Lucky.
Taurus man, a money freak, can associate many things with the word money, even condoms. So if you happen to find a condom in their wallet, you may not even have to ask, and they will tell you generously, even a little mysteriously. I don't know. Putting a condom in your wallet is called making money into treasure (essence). You can also put one in the future to try the effect.
Gemini: It was delivered on the way.
Although Gemini men are very lively at the party, they still care about their privacy. If you are found to have a condom in your wallet, you will be embarrassed to say that it was put on purpose. The favorite explanation is that they were sent on the road. Yes, when they passed by, someone suddenly sent it to themselves and put it in their wallet. Unlike women, men don't wear shoulder bags, so they should put them in their wallets.
Cancer man: If you feel unsafe, bring a condom.
Since it is recognized as the most insecure constellation, Cancer Man can generously admit that he is insecure, so it is understandable to put a condom in his wallet. Isn't there a saying that "bring a condom if you feel insecure"? Yes, that's why you found condoms in their wallets. There is such a routine explanation. Believe it or not, cancer men believe it anyway.
Lion Man: Personal interests.
If you accidentally find a condom in the lion man's wallet, the explanation should be that their attitude is strange. It's purely a personal hobby. Women like to hang some decorations on their bags. They also like to put a menstrual towel when they don't have their period. It's not illegal to put condoms in your wallet. They want to put some.
Virgin man: I put it in casually.
Virgin men are very cautious and used to calculating everything. As for why they put condoms in their wallets, they will explain that they put them in casually. This sentence actually has two meanings. First, it means that they have sexual experience, so they may use it at any time. Second, it shows that they are a responsible person and will not hurt women.
Libra man: It comes from something.
For Libra men who like shopping, it will be embarrassing to find condoms in their wallets. If you don't ask directly, they won't take the initiative to explain. If you have to give an explanation, you can only buy something to send. I don't know who will believe my explanation that when I check out, the cashier says to get a condom when it is full 100.
Scorpio man: ward off evil spirits
Although Scorpio is sexually active, experienced and has a sexual partner, there is nothing strange about it. But if you really want to be asked about condoms in your wallet, they don't want to say they need them when they need them. Instead, they will explain that it is used to ward off evil spirits. They heard that putting condoms in their wallets can ward off evil spirits. As the saying goes, I believe there will be. Don't believe it or not. Scorpio believes, and you let it go.
Sagittarius man: I really read it wrong.
The shooter was careless. He was found with a condom in his wallet. The explanation is that he went to the supermarket to buy chewing gum that day, thinking it was a new brand and a new taste. He mistook condoms for chewing gum. At that time he wondered why it was so expensive. Yes, the shooter man doesn't have to pretend to be innocent at this time. This kind of thing will really be done by a careless shooter.
Capricorn man: Take precautions.
Capricorn men are more responsible and super secure. When they are impulsive, they are not sure when they will be interested in sex appeal, so putting a condom in their wallet is also a precaution. Yes, Capricorn's explanation is so direct and generous. Everyone is an adult, and there is nothing to be embarrassed about this kind of thing.
Aquarius man: What should I do if I am raped on the road?
If you happen to find condoms in Aquarius men's wallets, the explanation is probably the funniest, because they will tell you seriously that everyone has them when the Woods are big. What if there are girls on the road who take a fancy to it? Who knows if the other person is in good health? To be on the safe side, of course, it is more reliable to carry a condom with you. Just, Aquarius, are you sure you're not thinking too much?
Pisces man: I brought it to my friend.
Pisces man is shy, even if he is an adult, he is embarrassed to say that he is ready to use it at any time. As for the condom in his wallet, he really doesn't want to use it for himself. It's for a friend. As for his friend, it is not convenient to reveal other people's privacy, so he put it in his wallet first. Just, isn't blushing really hiding something for yourself?
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