Why is there only Virgo in the constellation and no Virgo?

1, after lights out, anonymous and several sisters in the dormitory talk about constellations. I asked doubtfully, "Why are there only Virgos and no Virgos?"

Then the god in the upper bunk replied, "Why not? Only later people renamed it Sagittarius.

2. How many people, like me, have tried to find out why they have a cold war when urinating?

Every drops of urine that falls in the wind is a tear that falls when the bladder whimpers.

3. Today, a student asked, "Teacher, I can't see this question clearly!" The teacher gave him a look and said, "Not if you see it clearly!" Suddenly all the students in the examination room laughed.

4. "Honey, the road ahead is long, full of unknowns, and it may be dangerous at any time, so hide behind me and let me protect you, okay?" ............ "who are you? Jumping in line is still so much nonsense! Go back! " "oh"

An old man in China rummaged through his passport at the customs. The Korean policewoman asked sharply, "Have you ever been to Seoul?" The old man nodded: "Yes."

Policewoman glared: "Why didn't you know to get your passport in advance?" The old man said, "I didn't use my passport last time." The policewoman disdained: "No.

Maybe! China people need passports to come to Korea! When was the last time you were here? "The old man said quietly," in 195 1 year, open tanks.

Yes, it was called Seoul at that time.

6, you know nothing about the old driver's skills ()

7. Jump, jump, jump nmb

8. Debris flow in the cat world

9. Nima

10 Whenever I feel sad, I look at this picture.

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