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The mobile phone of twelve constellations

Aries constellation

Aries's eldest brother temperament is born. Even a younger brother is preparing for being a big brother in the future. He likes the happy atmosphere in which a group of his partners play and live together. He hopes that everyone will strive for the same goal. In addition to proving his ability, he also hopes that everyone who follows him will be hot, so for this goal, he will try to earn more money and then give more money to the people below.

-Opportunity.

The big brother of Taurus likes to control and tries to control everything by himself. As long as the world is in tune with him, it is talent who talks to him, and vice versa. Of course, the same is true. Only by mastering the first-hand information and controlling the first important person, Brother Jinniu was full of pride and shouted wildly: I am young and don't know what fatigue is, and tigers can easily handle it! If I have time, I want to praise Taurus more. He will be elated and get what he wants! !

-Opportunity.

Gemini's eldest brother is usually convinced by virtue, but he is a wise general. He is not so much a mobile phone as a strategist with high martial arts value and abundant physical strength. In fact, he doesn't want to be a big brother either, but why is he right? So many people have gathered before you know it! Isn't everyone impressed by their own personality charm? But Gemini knows that if you want to convince people with virtue, or stick to people with virtue, you really have to turn your head and play your tongue. The specific suggestion is to find a twin brother and quarrel with others. You will find that if you find the right brother, you will not know what loss is in your life.

-Opportunity.

Cancer's eldest brother is generally not easy to be a big brother. If he admits to being your boss, congratulations, he regards you as one of his own. In fact, Brother Cancer feels very tired to be a man, and he also wants to find a bigger crab to be his big brother. But maybe you are too poor to take care of Brother Cancer, just like you don't like being bullied by others. Learn more about self-reliance, and share it with Big Brother Cancer when you have time. He is a kind man!

-Opportunity.

Leo's big brother likes to be the big brother of young people. He tries not to associate with his peers or elders. Even together, he tries to keep quiet and low-key, because his prestige will not be able to play. Because Leo likes to brag, he will definitely talk about his experiences in the recruits or the younger generation, so that his bragging cows will not be easily exposed.

-Opportunity.

Virgo's eldest brother is generally more like a mentor and friend of the people. He doesn't want to be the boss. His outlook on life is very different from that of his boss. Often you call him big brother because he takes care of you, not because he holds a knife rest around your neck, so you call him "big brother" in a trembling voice. Virgo brother is usually not very useful, and he doesn't like to talk or tell you what to do, but it's better to go to him if you have difficulties. He is very kind and will help you. The value of Virgo brother is mainly reflected here. Don't waste the opportunity, make good use of it!

-Opportunity.

Libra will have a big brother character when a group of people have no leader, because he believes that power needs to be organized to form a force. Everyone's words and expressions are meaningless. It's better to stand up as a co-ordinator, but Libra doesn't really want to stand out, but because he has the most organized concept, the most brains and the best knowledge that wasting energy is necessary. He just wanted things to end quickly, so he became the boss before he knew it.

-Opportunity.

Brother Scorpio likes to have a posture. When he is helping others, he will feel that he wants to listen to others, so he likes to put on airs and Scorpio will try to be his own boss! At this time, the shelf came out. Scorpio's eldest brother often loves deeply, and the more he cares, the more he will be scolded fiercely. But Scorpio usually thinks it will be successful before he starts his own company or trains a group of teams. He won't do anything unsuccessful, and he will definitely have dinner with Brother Scorpio.

-Opportunity.

Sagittarius's eldest brother is definitely the youngest brother you have ever seen in your life. When he urinates with you, he may imitate your appearance because he likes your urinating posture. But you have to obey him. He has the ability to use his quick wits that you can't learn anyway. When you praise him for getting a huge order easily, he will be happy to tell you one of his favorite things when he was a child: when he mistook his father in the shopping mall and found that his name was misspelled, he immediately used 88 (dad), 89, 90, 9 1, 92 as numbers until Hao escaped without embarrassment. ...

-Opportunity.

Capricorn's big brother belongs to the big brother type. He should be old enough in the first year and old enough in the second. As long as someone is older than Capricorn and has higher qualifications than Capricorn, he will not dare to be king. Bottom line: Young people need more experience! You can crush the pain in his shoulder. But when he is already the most senior in this industry, Capricorn will automatically show the temperament of the king at this time, and of course he will not be the big brother. Of course, he picks the responsibility and enjoys it! Hey!

-Opportunity.

The big brother of Aquarius was actually a famous one-legged thief when he was young. He likes to be aloof and solitary. Later, when I was too old to get on the beam, I quit my job and settled down to be a member. Of course, you should find that he is very thoughtful and doesn't like sticking to him like an adhesive plaster. Keeping your distance from your opponent is the best prestige. He has no airs with you, and you can't be rude. Be considerate of the difficulty that eldest brother has only two hands at most, and share more. Aquarius brothers will never treat you badly in terms of money.

chance

The place where Big Brother Pisces often appears is generally the Children's Health Hospital. There are many poor little patients who need spiritual help. How weak and compassionate they are. As their eldest brother, I have the responsibility to make them recover and forget their illness. I will try my best to make you happy, because this is my bounden mission. Tell my brothers and sisters to be strong, because everything will be fine! Look at your big brother. Do you know what an example is? !

chance

Constellation and ghost sit in the right position.

Aries: People in this daredevil sign are always in a hurry. Even when they are ghosts, I think they are similar. They run around like headless flies every day, so the title of Daredevil was taken away by them at once. Hey! Aries Daredevil, you must take this title well, but don't throw it away lightly!

Taurus: It is really understandable that the title of "money ghost" is given to Taurus. Taurus, such a materialistic outlook, money is more important than life, and people die as birds. I think the ratio of these two Taurus can be as high as 60%.

Gemini: Prank Elf Remember the kasper Elf in Hollywood movies? This troublemaker is quick-witted and mischievous. Gemini, who plays tricks on people and is angry and funny, has a childlike innocence. If he is a ghost, of course he will choose this kind of ghost. Anyway, joking hooligans are harmless.

Cancer: cry baby, I think that when you are in a good mood, there are occasional showers on cloudy days. When you are a ghost, you always have a lot to worry about, so when you are in a bad mood, you become cry baby. Besides, when he is in a bad mood, his repeated emotions, plus his ability to cry twice and hang himself three times, can also be called ghost sorrow.

Leo: Leo, the ghost king, has always had a famous saying that death is as light as a feather and heavier than Mount Tai. Never be killed by a car under Volvo. You have to learn from the rich uncle on the Concorde a few days before the plane crash. Even ghosts can pay attention to it on camera. How's this?

Virgo: Virgo, a long-tongued ghost, always has a thousand annoying reasons, but what is even more terrible is his broken thoughts. I think the nagging Virgo, even ghosts will not change their minds. Broken thoughts can be used as an attack on human beings, at least it can save Zhen Zi from climbing up and down and rolling her eyes.

Libra: It is human nature for a slacker to love beauty, and it will certainly be Libra's nature. But when Libra is haunted, will he dress up so diligently once no one can see him? Of course not. If you can lie down, you will never sit down. The scales called lazy scales are most likely to be lazy when they are ghosts and stand motionless in the grave.

Scorpio: The most terrible thing about Scorpio is when you hold grudges, but no one can deny it. If a guy who is not smart enough offended Scorpio before he died, then the days after that will not be easy. The most common saying of Scorpio ghosts is "I will not spare you even if I am a ghost". It seems that Sadako can be regarded as a member of Scorpio!

Sagittarius: Sagittarius, like to have fun. I think it is difficult to change the playful character even when you are a ghost, so the playful Sagittarius is probably the title of Sagittarius ghost. However, Sagittarius is a gambler by nature, and always likes to bet with others or win some chances when he is free. Or a gambler.

Capricorn: What a snob! This may be a curse. Seriously, it's not that I like to say Capricorn. Capricorn knows the world very well and always chooses the side that is beneficial to him. I really don't know what else they can choose except snobs.

Aquarius: Ghost. This is definitely not something Rudolph would write when he has nothing to do. Aquarius man is withdrawn and doesn't like to be disturbed when doing things. After thinking for a long time, it is really only the ghosts in the barren hills and wild forests that fit their personality.

Pisces: Pisces is born romantic. I want them to choose what kind of ghost to be. I think most Pisces beauties will choose to be beautiful Xiao Gan! Pisces, who like to indulge in wine, will probably anesthetize themselves with rice wine or drugs after being frightened and frustrated, and may already be a poisonous ghost or an alcoholic by then.

Twelve constellations play computer games

Aries constellation

"How can I lose again ... no ... again ..." If I lose again ... in this way ... he will be in the game all day ... until he wins, he will not be satisfied!

Taurus constellation

"Alas ... I lost again ... I spent money to play here, but why do I always lose ... I'd better save some money and play next time ..." So I left discouraged, but I will soon have the confidence to build a new one!

Gemini

"A smart person like me ... can't lose!" He is not discouraged ... because he is really smart and will win soon. At this time, he will praise himself and make everyone who listens next to him get goose bumps!

Cancer constellation

"Dad, mom, I'm sorry ... I lost ... share happiness with mom!

Le Signe du Lion

"Who is my opponent, how so lose face? How could I lose to him ... who is he? " The lion is not stupid ... he will win back soon ... when he wins, he will laugh at his opponent. If someone praises him at this time, he will feel very good at this time!

virgo

"I lost because this internet cafe is not good, the internet speed here is slow, and it is not broadband internet access ... really, really unlucky ... I will never come back when I meet such an internet cafe ~!" Hehe ... he never examines his own shortcomings ... he just finds fault with others. If he wins, he will dislike others' poor skills and is not worthy to play with him!

Scorpius

"Hum! I am so angry! Well ... I lost ... you (opponent) have no good life! " Ha ha laugh ... Who ... loses and doesn't forget to collapse? That's it, just want to recruit that! Of course, the winning scorpion is proud ... but who will be unhappy and not proud of winning?

Sagittarius

Be careful ... the gunman lost ... this is a gentleman's revenge. Ten years is not too late! He will keep it in mind one by one, and when he practices it one day, he will come to you again! The winning shooter, hehe ... he will only be secretly happy. ...

Capricorn. Compare CAPRICORN

"Alas ... I lost ... I still didn't work hard enough. If I practice hard again, I'm sure I can surpass others. Who told me to go out if I don't practice now? "I ran to the corner to practice, and of course I was happy to win! Of course, I think I've done it ... Capricorn Palace. Compared with CAPRICORNUS ... hehe, you will never think of it, and he is also very proud!

Aquarius constellation

"Strange, lost ... what caused it? Why is the opponent so strong? .....？ .....? "Oh, my God … there will be many problems if you lose … if you win, you will get deeper and deeper, and the more you play, the more energetic you will be. Playing day and night is terrible!

fishes

I lost because I was dreaming, daydreaming ... forgive myself! Make persistent efforts. Pisces doesn't seem to put too much pressure on themselves. If you win, you will be very happy ... but you still think you are dreaming, and you will win others at your level. ........... Pisces always loses more and wins less, but its interest in the game has greatly increased.