12 constellation funny story _ 12 constellation funny story

Do you know any interesting stories or jokes about 12 constellation?

The constellation is wonderful to say. According to the personality characteristics summarized by the constellations, a large part can correspond to the people in the corresponding constellations. If it is really a coincidence, it will be too accurate. If there are many coincidences, they will come true. In fact, you can have a general understanding of the twelve constellations through stories, and I can also make a hahaha with my only understanding of the twelve constellations.

One day, the zodiac got together and went out to play. Sagittarius is like a runaway wild horse, full of curiosity about all kinds of things, and takes Aries shopping to buy clothes. As soon as Aries entered the mall, she said excitedly, "How beautiful! There seems to be! " The shooter looked at it, lamented the beauty of Aries and dragged the excited Aries away. He said: "change one, change one, there is something better." Why are you in such a hurry? " Aries pouted and immediately went to the next store. Just arrived at the store, the shooter felt something was wrong. I saw Aries' eyes shining, and excitedly called the shopping guide, took out his wallet and said, "Wrap this for me quickly." The shooter tried to stop it, but seeing his attitude was so high, he shook his head and said, "Let him go."

It's time for dinner. Sagittarius and Aries join the other ten constellations. As soon as he sat down, the lion pointed to the menu and ordered all his favorite foods first. The virgin frowned, looked at the looming oil stains on the table, took out the wet wipes and began to wipe the table carefully, and then wiped the tables of the people around her. Taurus began to watch the US delegation and look for the best package. Talk about Gemini Kan Kan, talk about your campus life for a while and talk about your work for a while; The water bottle is listening and interrupting from time to time; Pisces inadvertently remembered their tired life and couldn't help crying; Libra and Cancer quickly hugged Pisces to comfort her; Capricorn is very cold, sitting on a stool and watching everyone; Scorpio remembers that Sagittarius hasn't paid him back yet, and smiles at the laughing shooter.

I have a big brain hole, hahaha, which only shows the most remarkable characteristics of each constellation. As for the details, we need to know through various channels.