I didn't know the moon when I was a child-Notes on the growth of Class One (1)

1. I drew a picture of anthony browne's My Mom, and Xiao Chen drew one with me. . We all drew my mother, but none of them was Anthony's mother.

2. After reading the book, Xiao Chen ran over, "Teacher, I want to answer the question?" "Oh, that's great. What book did you read just now? " "San Mao Wandering Story" thought for a long time, and pressed one? The problem comes out. How many hairs does San Mao have? He rushed to answer: "Three." "Bingo" "Well, the problem has escalated. Who wrote it, San Mao? " He didn't know, ran to the bookcase and came back, "Zhang Leping". "That's right again!"

Draw a picture of Uncle Gan on the blackboard and tell the children that they can recognize who is drawn on the blackboard and which book is on it, so they can enter the library. The children scrambled to answer the questions. A few shouted uncle shan ([thinking]). There are several people named Grandma Gan (I drew not a man or a woman? )。 The title of the book, some people say, is Sailing with Uncle Gump. Uncle Gump is going to cry. .

I said to Xiao Chen, "You can go to the library and read books." "I don't like reading." "Are you studying or illiterate?" "What is illiteracy?" "Someone I don't know." "Well, read a book." Go read a book. I met another kid, Brother Rong, and he said, "I don't choose anything, I'll draw." I can't believe I know the options are not either-or.

Goldman Sachs found a dime in the class and gave it to me. I said, "to the police uncle." (bgm: I found a penny by the roadside ~ ~ [chuckle]) Gao Sheng looked blank. "I don't know where the police uncle is." (bgm suddenly stops [black line]) "Put it on the podium and wait for someone to get it."

6. Xiao Chen is very cute, and her voice is very milky, a bit like a girl. Baby Qiu said to him, "If you talk fiercely, you won't be so cute." Autumn baby, you forget that a month ago, you fought with, but you couldn't beat it. You cried. Chen Xiao was very proud at that time, because she hit you who was taller than him. Who should be more fierce?

7. Warm heart and small are best friends. Warm Heart draws a picture. As long as there are characters in it, two little girls will be drawn, one is Warm Heart and the other is Little Jiang Mumu. However, in the place where she did something wrong, her warm heart never sheltered her. For example, Xiao accidentally tore up the book in the library. Warm Heart was the first to report her and supervised Xiao to stick the book with transparent glue. Their friendship will not be affected by such a thing. It's really atmospheric

8. Baby Qiu loves to learn, especially the sentence "Many people hate me. Who are you?" .

9. The children in Class Four asked: What are the police doing outside? Teacher: Check the black car. Child: Ah, I have a black car at home. What should I do? Teacher: What? Child: A black car. Teacher [laughing and crying]

10. Turn morning reading into a sacred ceremony, let children dance with the morning light, and polish every day with beautiful words. There are two fixed sessions every day, starting with greetings, adapting Liu Ke's Good Morning, Little Squirrel to say good morning to each other, and then reading Jin Meiling's Towards the Bright Side (one of Jin Meiling's poems, my favorite) together. The new morning reading begins. The connection of each link is to take a deep breath and relax.

1 1. Let Lin Hao, Qiu Baobao and Ruixian organize a rehearsal of "Guess how much I love you". They did a good job. Many roles have been added. What chicken, duckling, fox, grass, flowers. I wonder how they finally merged. Wait and see.

12. Lin Hao's desire for leadership has been fully stimulated. Have a sense of responsibility and win the hearts of the people. There are such children in the class. I'm relieved.

13. Imitate others' anchor diagrams and give reading guidance to the class library.

14. The children asked, "Where is the most terrible place in the world?" I immediately remembered Dante's Divine Comedy and said "purgatory". They asked, "What is purgatory like?" I don't remember what I wrote in the book, so I started making it up. There are fires everywhere, knives hanging from the top of the head and nails nailed under the feet. Every step you take, the fire burns you, with a knife around your neck and nails on your feet. Scared them away. A child asked, "Is there anyone in purgatory?" "yes." "Who is it?" I can't remember who to say. Tell them Dante's name in turn. "Dante." Say that finish, instantly regret. Burst into laughter. "Ding egg. . hahaha. . . "

15. today, when it comes to pinyin review 4, there is a question "what should I bring for an autumn outing?" There is "Wang Yuanjing" in the option, and I asked "Do you want to bring it?" The children said, "Take it, take it." "For what?" "Look at the stars at night." Look at the stars. I haven't seen the stars for a long time.

16. There is a super strong girl in our class. After appendectomy, the fat is liquefied, so it is necessary to split the incision again to squeeze out blood and pus and disinfect it with cotton balls. It's too painful to go through this every day. But she is still so serious and focused in class. Like her. [good]

17. I was severely scolded by the headmaster of our class today. The headmaster has been moving, but he is very clever. He gets full marks in every subject, and his handwriting is neat. He said, why do I keep getting full marks? I'm gonna throw up. [Hum]

18. A child in the class had a nosebleed today, so I didn't let him go to physical education class. I watered the flowers in my class and he helped. He told me that he took care of his mother when she was ill, and washed apples if she wanted to eat them, and pears if she wanted to eat them. Then I said that my mother is very busy at work and often goes to work without brushing her teeth.

19. I looked at the children's information table before they entered school. The dean told me that Xu Baobao's family conditions were good and his parents were of high quality. I am thinking of the image of Lin Hao. Finally, I saw Xu Baobao's real body, which was really smart, but also played badly.

20. Lin Hao in our class is the monitor image in my mind. Good study, good exercise, good popularity and high face value, which is "perfect ~" in the words of Sister Jin. And the fire girl is the best candidate for the female monitor, a hot pepper. With them, I will have less troubles in the future.

2 1. There is a baby Xu in our class. When I saw his eyes, I knew that he was smart and his eyes were shining, but he was very naughty. He couldn't sit still in class and spread out a bunch of irrelevant things to see. I confiscated several copies of Plants vs Zombies, and I'm reading them in my office. I don't know when I can confiscate the whole set. Baby Xu, you have to make persistent efforts, still waiting for you to deliver the book.

22. On the courseware for teaching pinyin, there is an apple tree with initials and finals. I said that if you read it correctly, you can pick an apple from the tree and eat it. When the children read it correctly, I clicked ppt and the apple flew down from the tree. I said, did you eat? They were so embarrassed that they said, ah, it's delicious. Read one, ah.

23. Sometimes I think Pi's child is annoying, but when he is trained a little better, I think his noisy energy is commendable. Alas ~ if everyone is fine, it doesn't mean anything.

24. Today, I told the students that "David can't". One of the thinnest children in our class (the one who fights in the class) said that David is really annoying.

25. There are two parents in the class, who talked for two or three days, talked about topics unrelated to their children, and flirted a little. A parent criticized them anonymously and asked them to talk privately. The other two parents explicitly criticized them. Finally found someone who can join the family Committee. Coincidentally, their children are also the people I have found to be class cadres these days.

26. I was not good at math since I was a child, and I was afraid to see my math teacher. It still is. I accidentally conveyed her homework requirements [illness] in the group. 10 cm or more requires 20 pieces, and I said 20 cm 10 pieces. Let her tell her parents about her future homework.

27. A boy in the class has a leadership temperament and a strong desire for control. I asked him to go out with another child after school. He pushed another child and refused to let that child lead the team. He just wanted to lead the team himself. Every time he takes the lead, his joy is beyond words. But he doesn't listen carefully in class, and sometimes he jumps to conclusions and acts as a disciplinary destroyer, which is a headache.

28. There is a boy who likes complaining very much. Although he is very fond of complaining at his age, he is particularly fond of complaining. He complains when he is touched a little. He is delicate. After several mediations, I couldn't stand his coming to report, so I took out 100% sincerity and said to him, be a man, understand? He seems to understand.

29. There is a girl in the class who is introverted. In Chinese class, I asked her to get up and introduce herself. There are tears in her eyes. I said, "This classmate was a bit like a teacher when he was a child, and the teacher was also very shy when he was a child." She felt much better when she heard that. I went on to say, "Let's encourage her, shall we?" A male classmate stood up and said, "Speak out, we all love to hear anything you say." What a warm boy.

30. There is a child in the class who is particularly like Pan Changjiang. He has a cheerful face and is not tall. Although he is thin, I can't help laughing at his face. I said, you're perfect for a sketch. He stared at his energetic little eyes and said with a smile, teacher, I don't know what you mean.

3 1. Recently, students love lottery. In line with public opinion, I also came to a lucky draw today. Number the snacks, and ask a few people who got the 10 sticker for homework to come and smoke. Ha ha. Fun. The child is so good, let me buy a small and cheap one next time, saying that the teacher can't spend so much money [crying].

3 1. I abused my students countless times. The students are tired of reading new words by train. Today, I changed my game. I asked them to read even words first and then odd words. They said it was easy. I make things difficult. I have a question. Let them read the words with corresponding numbers in the order of Peibonahi sequence. Hee hee, I can't handle it. I explained the rules of the sequence, and several clever children quickly understood the rules of the game and completed the task with the rest of the children. .

Today, Baby Qiu can't go to physical education class. I asked him to clean the classroom and then taught him to sing the song of the five rings. I sang out of tune, and neither did he. [decline]

During today's recess, children will get some walking equipment. Nezha, the first diligent person in our class, told me that she wouldn't go out until she was given it. After that, I asked her why she didn't go out. She picked up a pile of homework and said, "I went out to play several times and didn't help the teacher." I'm not going out this time. I will sweep the floor after I finish my homework. "[tears]

34. During the break today, the children will get some walking equipment. Nezha, the first diligent person in our class, told me that she wouldn't go out until she was given it. After that, I asked her why she didn't go out. She picked up a pile of homework and said, "I went out to play several times and didn't help the teacher." I'm not going out this time. I will sweep the floor after I finish my homework. "[tears]

35. When sending the team after school, the Sports Commission found that the second grade was reciting ancient poems while walking, and said to me, "Let's recite them in our class." I'll let him start. He especially likes long songs, Gulangyu and seven-step poems, and he must order them every time.

36. When Nezha came this morning, he said that he was ill and had a fever. I have no energy in class, but I still listen carefully. Physical education class, she stays in the house. I was busy for a while, and when I got back to the classroom, I saw her and two other patients, setting tables and chairs, sweeping the floor and wiping the table in the classroom, and there was light everywhere. Today, I am also very tired. But I'm embarrassed to say I'm tired when I see Nezha attacking me.

37. Nezha moved his homework to the office before me. She was about to close the door when she came out. When she saw that I was going to the office, she waited at the door. When I went in, she closed the door and left. On another occasion, she and the teacher walked out of the office at the same time. She told the teacher to go first and shut the door at the back. Nezha has too many moving points to finish.

38. During running practice today, Qiu Baobao learned that a teacher graded each class, so she pulled herself together to run and changed her old procrastination. I told him to give him a small sticker. After running exercises, he told me. I'm confused. "I told you? Why don't I remember? " He bowed his head and went to the toilet. As he walked, he said, "Ah (turned 180 degrees), amnesia! How did you lose your memory? " Laughing me to death. When he came back, I pretended to regain my memory and gave it to him.

39. Every day when students read early, I will batch homework in the classroom. But I always forget to take the red pen and let Nezha run to the office. I forgot to take the red pen when I walked into the classroom today. Nezha saw me from a distance and said to me, "Teacher, I brought you a red pen." Then, Xiao Chen came running with a red pen. "Teacher, I have a red pen. Use mine. " Xiaoyan also ran over with a red pen: "Teacher, use mine when you run out of red pens." Small cotton-padded jacket.

40. In the principal's calligraphy elective course, Xiao Pang Chen Si was disobedient. The headmaster warned him that if he didn't obey, he would call the class teacher. Usually, if I think Chen is disobedient, I will scare him and say that I will take him to see the principal. This ..... becomes an infinite loop.

4 1. Today, I took Zhang Shaoshuai to the East Building to buy magazines. Zhang Shaoshuai saw that the entrance of the East Building was flooded and it was difficult to walk. He turned to me and asked, "Teacher, how can I get there?" Me: "Swim over." With a stunned surprise, I turned around and found the shallowest part of the water, and left with my back to me. .

42. Teacher Rong came to the office to hand in his homework today, and I left him to clean it up. I made an employment contract, signed by him, and hired him to clean the office temporarily (for three months). If you do well, you will renew your contract, if you don't do well, you will be dismissed, and you will be promised to pay wages irregularly (verbally, it is not in the contract). He seems to be looking for a job. I haven't arrived at the office this afternoon. Manager Rong is already sweeping the floor.

43. During the broadcast gymnastics competition, I asked Little Chen Er to lend her school uniform to another class who didn't wear it, and he readily agreed. Let him put on children's clothes, and he won't say, "No, it's too ugly." This Virgo is still very particular.

44. Today, the headmaster found a bag of air from our class. He asked me, "What is this?" That's the stuffing in your bag when you bought it. A few weeks ago, I was holding this bag of air. "Students, this is a bag of Alaska air." I'll give it to whoever behaves well. "Then I forgot about it and didn't find it until today. I threw it directly into the trash can. As soon as the health inspector left, he said to the children, "Look, the air has expired before you get the reward. It's a pity that the teacher has to throw it away. " Chen Xiao asked seriously, "Teacher, how did it expire? "I ...

45. Today, a child vomited. There is vomit on the table, books and the ground. I [shed tears] dare not approach with a mop, and I vomit as soon as I get close. At this moment, Zhang Shaoshuai and I asked for a mop, dragged dirty things and took a rag to clean a stall on the table. . The child is a real man.

46. After the class cleaning, several children chattered about where they lived. Shirley said that she lived in Chen Dong. I asked, "Do you live in a villa?" "What is a villa?" "Even the houses on several floors are yours." "hmm." "What does your father do?" "My dad is the boss." Chen Xiao said that she lives in Evergrande. There are two toilets and three bedrooms at home, and grandma has three villas. Ask for support

47. Chatting with classmates during the big break, I don't know how to change the horoscope. I read some students' horoscopes. Focus on teaching Xiao Chen how to become a Virgo. Tell him that only Taurus in the twelve constellations can stand Virgo, and the teacher is Taurus. Nezha, pulling Capricorn, told her that Taurus and Capricorn are good friends and they are serious. Zhang Shaoshuai, pulling Scorpio, said that Taurus is the simplest and Scorpio likes it best. . In this way, I changed my attributes unprincipled and became good friends with the twelve constellations.

48. Warm-hearted and Jiang Mumu Jr. are close friends. Warm heart told me, write a letter to Xiao Xiao, lowercase "I miss you", and reply "I miss you too". Warm heart, how about selling your girlfriend like this?

49. With the word "total", Rong has formed a "total" [supercilious look]. I just learned today that his father is the general manager of the company.

50. Zhang Shaoshuai said that he likes peace (quiet? ) Girl, don't worry, don't pay attention to his girl. A bunch of girls on the side said, then you can't find it. Women are in charge of men, and dad listens to mom at home. The thunderbolt tiger, whose hometown is the northeast, said loudly that my mother listened to my father at home.

5 1. Learn the lesson of Sima Guang's smashing jars, and introduce who Sima Guang is first. When talking about Sima Guang's gentleness and modesty, Chen Xiao asked: "Does Sima Guang have a gentle teacher?" How can this flattery be so natural?

Students from the dance class will perform at the opening ceremony of the 5.8 Marathon. Warm heart asked: "Are there foreigners in the marathon?" I said, "Yes, you should rehearse well and win glory for your country." Warm-hearted long voice said "ah", seems to understand.

53. Brother Rong has a big head and lies on the window. When he saw me, he shouted "Teacher Yu." In my mind is the image of Wang Xingren lying on the window. Woof, woof, woof ...

Since Brother Rong signed the contract to clean the office, the whole person has been flying ... Within a few days, he hired two more people to work in the office. He also told me to give him 1000 a month. The two younger brothers he hired are much more obedient. They only clean up and don't get paid. I told him that people just cleaned and got no pay. Who do you think I should hire? Brother Rong immediately said, then I don't want my salary either [chuckle].

55. There is a baby from Macey in the next class. Just call his name and he will look at you and smile. In the next class, there is a baby named Xiao. As long as you call him, he will turn his back and snicker. There is a lovely baby Jiahao in the next class. Although he is autistic, he keeps repeating his name when you call him. Chen Xiao has become invisible in our class. He smiled shyly when you called him. If you don't call him, he will take the initiative to attract your attention.

56. At the sports meeting, Zhao Yu ran several times without taking off his coat. I was so stubborn that I tore it up. He murmured, "I only wear autumn clothes inside." How can I show off my autumn clothes? "His autumn clothes are very new and beautiful. Why can't it be exposed?

57. Zhang Shaoshuai was defeated by the boy handsome next door. Second place in the whole day. Tong Shuai burst the audience, 60 meters first, 300 meters first, leading the next class to run 50 meters back and forth first, 300 meters relay first. . He used to be the most handsome physical culture and sports commission in Class One and Four of Senior High School, and now he has become the most powerful physical culture and sports commission. .

58. As soon as they entered the classroom today, the students all said happy birthday. I'm confused. My birthday is the 9th. I guess I saw the qq reminder and mistakenly thought that today was my birthday. Someone made me a mini crown, and someone gave me a greeting card. . I [shed tears]

59. Today I talked about The Little White Rabbit and the Little Gray Rabbit. When the photo of Little Grey Rabbit was released, Warm Heart and several children shouted together: "Peter Rabbit." I almost found my bosom friend, but I suppressed my excitement and tried to bring it back to the text. Me: "What does Peter Rabbit wear?" Warm heart: "blue vest." Me: "This rabbit doesn't wear a vest. It looks like Peter rabbit. Its name is Little Grey Rabbit. " Fortunately, they are still young and don't know how to say, "I won't recognize you if I take off my vest?" [Laughter]

60. Today, the parents' meeting solved a math problem that has puzzled me for many years. When the math teacher told parents about mathematical thinking, he said, 10 apples minus 8 pears equals 2. When I was a child, I saw this problem in basic training, which was very troublesome. I don't understand how 10 apples can subtract eight pears. It turns out that this question means that 10 apples minus apples equals the number of pears (8). How many apples are there?

6 1. Nezha never speaks ill of others behind their backs. Nezha's appositive language is extremely gossipy, he can't write his name, he took a single-digit exam (or copied it), and he stole from Nezha. Nezha never speaks ill of her equality with her parents. When Nezha came home, he only said who he had a good time with and who he was very happy with.

62. When I saw the affair with him in the afternoon, I immediately told my classmates that I was in love for nothing. They asked, "Is it with bones?" I said, "No, it's Ziwei from Princess Zhu Huan." "Who are the Zhu Huan brothers?" [Sweating] After thinking for a long time, I can't tell what Ruby Lin played. She hasn't worked recently. I feel the generation gap is deep. "Just think of it as a small bone. [wiping sweat] "

63. I was the best student last semester. From the beginning of this semester, my state is wrong and faded. I didn't know her parents were divorced until I held a parent-teacher meeting yesterday [tears]. The child didn't tell me. When she was in a bad state, I dismissed her monitor. [Tears] Why can't I act patiently without knowing the situation? [tears]