Probably the most heartfelt record of post-90 s life.

Recently, I watched an interview with a child after 00.

As a post-90 s uncle, I have an impulse after reading it.

Impulse to hit people

Reporter: How old are you now after 90?

After 00: very, very old ...

Reporter: What do you usually call them?

After 00: Auntie? Aunt? ▼

Reporter: Now many post-90s people celebrate Children's Day.

After 00: What! Yao! But! Sure！

Reporter: How is it impossible?

After 00: You are so old. ...

After 00: They should celebrate Women's Day, or Father's Mother's Day.

Before the waves were enough, the waves began to soar.

It must have been sent by your post-80s parents for revenge.

The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves cook chicken soup at home. Drink Lycium barbarum and dance with knee pads. That's us. In early spring, I still dare not take off my long trousers, and the musk smell on my body has overshadowed the perfume smell. I never forget to sit in front of the computer for a long time, put down a cup of precious chrysanthemum tea and drink a cup of bright eyes and clear fire. ▼

Anti-alopecia shampoo+sugar-free cola+vacuum cup jujube tea, which is the last wave of post-90 s youth, opened the health care mode of empty nesters staying up late, applying eye cream and drinking soup. ▼

Draw a sign for every exam, and don't forget to burn incense on weekends. The Shangtianzhu Faxi Temple next to Yuquan Campus of Zhejiang University is free to enter with the student ID card, and 5 yuan is vegetarian and free to add meals. It has become the "seventh canteen" of Zhejiang University after 90. ▼

There is also Ma Chongdao, a post-90 s Taoist among online celebrities who were quite popular some time ago. As the founder of Quanzhen Taoism in Qingyun Palace, Anxi, Quanzhou, Fujian Province, he popularized Taoist culture to the public netizens by live broadcast, which attracted keyboard players to beep. Look at the temperament of others' leaders. It's really embarrassing to have no face value to cultivate immortality these days. ▼

Poor? How poor is it? That is to say, every day, the drama "It looks ok, but opening the wallet at the end of the month is cleaner than the face" is staged. The rent is always paid until the last day of each month, which is called time cost. When eating, always look at the cheapest column on the brand, which is called choosing the best and eating. Commuting to and from work is like learning Buddhist scriptures from the West, squeezing the subway is like doomsday escape, and taking the bus is more like experiencing 81 difficulties. We need to maintain the United front of relatives and friends in front and consolidate the profound revolutionary friendship between husband and wife in the rear. Money is in a hurry. ▼

Yang Yang, a "post-90s quality idol", once said: Our post-90s life is so superior that we have hardly suffered anything. What do you mean you haven't suffered? People born in the 1980s are bitter first and then sweet, while those born in the 1990s are sweet first and then bitter, so they are so poor. ▼

Social fanaticism has become the label of our generation. It's not that I don't return to your WeChat, but I really didn't see it, and I don't want to return when I saw it. My circle of friends is too lazy to post, and the comments are hard. I dare not brush every time I see a red dot. Every time I brush the WeChat business to buy a house, the shopping mall is like a battlefield. It's so tragic ▼

Some time ago, Liu, a 90-year-old girl with bipolar disorder, attended the "Wonderful Conference" and shared her experience in curing bipolar disorder in her senior year. Her description is "I want to commit suicide when I am depressed, and I feel on the top of the world when I am manic", while Gao praised it as the best speech he had ever heard at a wonderful congress. ▼

Also quibbling, you are not filial! If you are filial, can you bring me a boyfriend home? The data shows that the post-90 s generation has entered the "era of national blind date". Last week, Jiangsu Satellite TV broadcasted a blind date program "The New Blind Date Era", and yes, it was Morphy again. Grandpa Meng was supposed to be the first matchmaker in China TV, and this time he invited his parents to accompany him. It feels like a post-90 s unfilial criticism conference.

Which constellations love to talk about blind date, the program group is really painstaking ▼

"Forced marriage" ranks among the provinces, and I think you deliberately embarrass the coastal areas ▼

Nowadays, we are more concerned about our health. In today's society, overtime has become the norm. Sitting in front of the computer for more than 10 hour. Otherwise, the probability of suffering from hemorrhoids is greatly increased. If you don't get stronger, you won't even catch the subway at night. At home, after washing, look at the clock on the wall pointing to 12. Don't say that I like programs and American dramas. If I could go to bed early, I would be Amitabha. This is the work and life of most post-90s generation.

The "True Story Project" mentioned seven true stories of the post-90s in the article "Post-90s Physical Examination Report, Health Preservation and Chronic Suicide", and discussed the "little incident of getting sick". ▼

Superstition is actually self-comfort in a stressful life. Ma Chongdao, the head of Qingyun Palace mentioned earlier, went to the monastery at the age of 65,438+02 because he was weak and didn't want to add burden to his family. Although he was arrested three times ... giving health lectures and teaching Tai Ji Chuan is a public welfare undertaking. He popularized Taoist music and culture through live broadcast. He saw human suffering and walked through famous mountains and rivers. ▼

The cost of living of this generation after 90 is unimaginable after 70 and 80. According to the statistics of China's urban living cost in 20 17, the top three cities were Beijing, Shenzhen and Shanghai, while Hangzhou and Tianjin ranked fourth and fifth respectively. According to statistics, the cost of living for single youth in Shenzhen is around 4,500 yuan, including rent, water and electricity, food and transportation, etc. The minimum monthly living expenses for a family of three in Hangzhou is 7790 yuan (mortgage 3000+ water, electricity and coal 250+ telephone 200+ kindergarten 800+ food 2000+ work cost 1540). ▼

Monthly salary ranking of major cities in China in 20 17. I don't know if you have reached the standard, but I have lowered the average salary and there is nowhere to put an old face.

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At the wonderful meeting, Liu said that bipolar disorder usually takes three to five years to take medicine, but it took her two years to get out. At that time, the psychologist asked her to do a multiple-choice question. Do you have bipolar disorder that needs treatment? Select Yes (Yes/Possible/No). She chose no. Building confidence in yourself is the premise of cure. The best psychiatrist is always yourself. ▼

Every time you wring your hands, it's a contest between yourself and yourself. The best way is to let go of yourself, because suffering has nothing to praise, and the meaning lies in fighting back. ▼

In my generation, when I was studying, my parents said puppy love was the devil. At work, I clamored for someone to find, and when I found it, I urged me to get married. When I got married, I clamored for children. Mom and dad, will you stop? I really dare not talk about being immersed in love before the great cause of children is completed. Give us some time, and we can control the pace of life by ourselves, ok?

It is said that the first half of the post-90s generation is like buying a computer.

People after 70 s and 80 s choose the standard configuration.

What about us?

We choose to customize.

Wilderness youth

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