Neo's aversion to weak love words is disgusting. Do you know any corny love words?

The Year of the Ox is coming, and you are still waiting to take off the bill that day and assign you an object? Maybe you have participated in offline or online blind date again and again. Just taking part in activities is not enough. How can you produce sweet dog food without expressing your love for the object you are tempted by? Maybe there are 10,000 ways to impress people. Let's try a simple love story! 1. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more you watch it, the more you want to sleep.

Do you know what my weakness is? What? Your shortcomings.

I don't think you are suitable for dating. Why? Suitable for marriage.

5. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

6. I heard that my husband's family is very good, and my daughter wants to hear more in her life.

7. Do you smell anything? No? Why is the air sweet when it comes out?

I want to buy a piece of land. What land? , your unswerving enthusiast.

9. Will you shut up? I didn't speak, why is your voice full of my mind?

10, there are 100 ways to be sweet, eat sugar and cake, and miss you 98 times a day.

1 1. From now on, I can only call you you. Why? Because you are in my heart.

12, it's cloudy in Karen Mok, it's cloudy in Stephanie, and it's sunny in Jay Chou. It's better to chat with me.

13, are you nearsighted? Not nearsighted, then why can't you see that I like you?

14, why did you hurt me and make me like you so much?

15, I don't want to receive red envelopes during the Chinese New Year, I just want to receive your little baby.

16, does your mobile phone have navigation? Help me find a place, where to go? In your heart.

17, it hurts to see you. Why? Because you are so cute.

18, beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, you.

19, what constellation do you guess? Aries? Wrong, I tailored it for you!

20. Do you think I like drinking or playing king? No, love you.

2 1, I was born in the south, grew up in your hands, and finally went to a different place.

22. I have super powers. I like you very much. How can I solve your worries? Only holding you is endless, back? It will be me from now on.

23. What if 2020 is? Love you. Love you? What is 202 1? what's up Love you more? .

24. The circle of friends you praised is called donuts.

25. Let me show you a magic trick. I'm finished. I like you better.

26. You get up early, I get up early, and we will be together sooner or later. You don't sleep, I don't sleep, you see how well we match.

I am very capable, but there is one thing I can't do, and that is that I won't leave you.

28. Are you a rabbit? Why else do you always jump in my heart?

29. Talking to you is like an exam. After thinking about it, I always feel that I didn't play well.

30. I have super powers, and I like you very much. ?