Quotations of getting up in the twelve constellations

Quotations of getting up in the twelve constellations

Aries constellation

Wake-up time: 2 minutes

Baby Aries: Mommy, is breakfast ready? I'm hungry.

Aries Student: After breakfast, I wait for Cui Hua at the crossroads. She will bring me sauerkraut for appetizing?

Single Aries man: I wonder if I can eat the leftover instant noodles last night?

Single Aries: Where to have breakfast in the morning? This is a problem.

Married Aries man: (pats his wife awake) Wife, I'm hungry. Do you have anything to eat?

Married Aries: (slaps her husband hard) Husband, I'm hungry, go out and buy me breakfast!

Comments: No way, the energy of the lamb is too strong, even in the dream at night. So I am hungry faster than anyone else.

Taurus constellation

Wake-up time: 15 minutes

Baby Taurus: It's dawn, and mom says she has to dress herself.

Taurus student: Last night's math problem was still unsolved. Whether the teacher will punish himself.

Single Taurus: Be sure to check out today, or you won't be able to lift your spirits.

Single Taurus: What to wear when going out?

Married Taurus: Where's my 5 million? Unfortunately, I woke up and it was gone.

Married Taurus: I want to get up early, and I need to find out my husband's private money first.

Comments: Taurus people are so conscious, so enterprising, so practical, and still a rich man.

Gemini

Wake up time: 30 minutes

Baby Gemini: Mommy, come and see. I drew a map on the bed.

Gemini student: I dreamed of the little girl (boy) in the next class again.

Single Gemini Man: Is the sister next door out?

Only child: I knew I wouldn't wake up. My prince charming is gone! Whoo ~

Married Gemini: (Look at the women around you) It turned out to be just a dream. Alas!

Married twins: (looking at the man around me) I'll go back to sleep and hope to see him again!

Comments: Gemini's anthomaniac can't reach their level.

Cancer constellation

Wake-up time: 5 minutes

Cancer Baby: Mommy, let me help you clean the house.

Cancer student: When did Dad come back last night?

Single Cancer Man: I want to earn money and marry a wife.

Single Cancer Woman: I want to call my mother.

Married Cancer Man: (tucking his wife in) Honey, go back to sleep. I'll call you when breakfast is ready.

Married cancer girl: I want to fry a double yellow egg for my husband and squeeze a cup of juice for my baby. ...

Comments: Cancer people do all this for their families, regardless of men, women and children!

Le Signe du Lion

Wake-up time: 20 minutes

Baby Leo: Mom, I'm awake. Come and help me get dressed.

Leo: Today, we must win back the game we lost yesterday.

Leo: Be sure to invite the new secretary at the front desk out for dinner today.

Single lioness: Make a mask before going out.

Married lion man: We must grab the position of department manager today.

Married lioness: (pushing her husband) You crushed my hair.

Comments: Leo people are so domineering and love beauty.

virgo

Wake-up time: 8 minutes

Virgo baby:&; @ @ #% .......................................................................................................................................................................( )

Virgo student: I want to check my deskmate's homework for the teacher.

Single Virgin: Where are my underwear?

Single virgin: (Quickly send a group of WeChat) Sorry to fall asleep last night?

Married virgin male: Wife, your sleeping posture is so ugly!

Married virgin: (uncovers her husband's quilt) The ghost is up. You can't eat until you fill up the gas at home today!

Comments: Virgo people are like this, haha!

libra

Wake-up time: 35 minutes

Libra Baby: Mommy, am I beautiful today?

Libra student: Actually, it's pretty handsome when you think about it.

Single Libra: I have to tidy up first, so she can't see my untidiness.

Libra: What should I wear when I go out today?

Married Libra Man: (Look at the fat woman around me) How did I marry her in the first place?

Married Libra: (looking at the wretched man around me) Why did I secretly love him in the first place?

Comments: Libra's narcissism and self-esteem are the best in the world, right?

Scorpius

Wake-up time: 50 minutes

Scorpio: I want to hide. Mom will never find me again.

Scorpio student: Throw the frog caught last night into the teacher's drawer.

Single Scorpio man: (touching the wound on his forehead) Wait till I don't hit you.

Single Scorpio: Don't let those hateful women steal the show.

Married Scorpio man: I lost hundreds of dollars last night. I must win it back today.

Married Scorpio: If you go to the vegetable market, you must not be cheated again.

Comments: Scorpio has hatred and hatred. Speak for yourself!

Sagittarius

Wake-up time: 7 minutes

Sagittarius baby: You can meet Xiaomei in the future.

Sagittarius student: The summer vacation is really good, and the seaside scenery is really good.

Single shooter man: Are you going running or cycling later?

Single shooter woman: I don't want to be a woman.

Married shooter man: I wish I didn't go to work today.

Married Sagittarius Woman: Let's go to Gulangyu Island today.

Comments: Sagittarius, what's wrong with you?

Capricorn. Compare CAPRICORN

Wake-up time: 1 min

Baby Capricorn: Mommy, don't go out today.

Capricorn student: You must get full marks in today's exam.

Single Capricorn Man: I can finally go to work.

Single Capricorn: Why fall in love?

Married Capricorn Man: I have to work hard for my house, my car, my wife, my children and myself.

Married Capricorn: I must work hard for the house, the car, the children, myself and my husband.

Comments: Capricorn is such a workaholic. If you don't let him do something, what does he feel missing?

Aquarius constellation

Wake-up time: 10 minute

Aquarius Baby: The super action hero is up.

Aquarius student: When should I lie down and study?

Single Aquarius man: Get up and pat the outline on the wall in the toilet.

Single Aquarius: Will you meet Prince Charming today?

Married Aquarius man: (Lift the quilt and look at his wife) Honey, let's do some exercise.

Married Aquarius: Don't want to grow up.

Comments: Aquarius people are very strange.

fishes

Wake-up time: 2 hours

Baby Pisces:&; %……#￥%……& amp； & amp (encouraged by raccoons for a long time)

Pisces student: I haven't finished my homework, blare ~ blare ~

Single Pisces man: (tossing and turning for a long time) Shit, I won't go to work today.

Single Pisces Woman: When can I be a white swan?

Married Pisces man: (glancing at the woman next to him) Wife, be good! Get up and make breakfast! ) Married Pisces men are becoming more and more naive. )

Married Pisces woman: (leaning on her husband's shoulder) That's very kind of you, husband. The heroine last night was really miserable!

Comments: Pisces people are so warm and easily moved.