Who gives me a picture of Altman?

I'm Reggie Altman, a salesman who manages the renovation device of M78 Nebula Guangguo.

There are several common problems that your Altman Transformers can't transform.

1: Maybe your faith is not enough. Only after you die in the fight with the monster will the shapeshifter take effect, so that you can be resurrected and become Altman.

Maybe you are not from the earth, and our products are only for the use of the earth. I think it is necessary for you to go to the hospital to check whether you are a human being of another dimension.

It may be that the transformation props you bought are fake and shoddy products. There are many people on the earth who want to be Altman, and some vendors make fake transformers for everyone to buy, so as to make money. So please be sure to check whether there is a unique "Otto label" on the back of the transformer, which says "M78". Genuine Transformers is 99.99 yuan, your talent is 20 yuan, which may be pirated.

4: It may be that the transformer itself is out of order. Please rest assured that we will repair or replace it for you free of charge within 30,000 years. However, because I am busy teaching my apprentice Montbius "the way to sell", please fly to the country of Otte yourself.

5. The spell of the deformation device is not pronounced correctly. Our transfiguration spell is over 30 bytes long. When changing the shape, you should read the shape-changing mantra clearly, word by word, and it should be completed within 3 seconds, so you should go through professional training. Please trouble your Chinese teacher about this. It's all in the spell book. Find it yourself.

6: Perhaps Altman, represented by the Transformers, is at odds with you, so he doesn't want to unite with you to defeat the monster.

7: Maybe your age has not reached Altman's own age. We Altman can only come to earth to fight at the age of 65,438+00,000, which is 65,438+08 compared with humans. Maybe you are too young to fight monsters. Please wait a few more years.

Maybe you don't want to change because you want to save the earth, but because you like to show off. Your thinking mode has changed obviously. If the mentality is wrong, the transfiguration instrument can't admit that you are the savior, so you can't transform.

9: Maybe you have the Transformers of Diga Altman in your hand, but the Altman in your mind is Eddie. There is a conflict between the two, so you can't complete the transformation (take Diga and Eddie for example).

10: You once insulted the autobots. Autobots have ideas themselves. Because you bullied it, it got angry and didn't want to cooperate with you. Our transformers are exquisite, so you should cherish them.

That's why you can't change.

If it still doesn't work, you can come to our nebula, which can turn you into an Altman, but on Mars, your Altman performance will disappear, because there are more Altmen there, and their energy can turn you into a human being, and then you will suffocate. On Earth, you can buy an Altman Transformers, and you will be changed, and everything will be fine, every day. We are very sorry about your present situation. Please use the shapeshifter correctly again to restore your human form.