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Sagittarius is separated by bird brain.

Originally, I thought Sagittarius was the least abnormal sentence in 12 constellation, but think about it, although I don't have a motorcycle, I still want to call him "brain-dead" because of my own personality.

Every time I talk to Sagittarius, I want to break his neck.

Why did you break his neck? Because they're really not paying attention. Bird Laibo's younger brother is an archer with ears in his pocket, and incompetence is one of his specialties. People often send him shopping. Obviously, he asked for a long time before going out and wrote it on a small note, but he was dumbfounded when he bought it back. Bird Laibo turned over the plastic bag of pot-stewed vegetables and asked, "Don't you want to buy chicken feet?" Where are the chicken feet? ""yes, there are three! " "Where? Damn it, come and see, where are the chicken feet? Zhang Erjin, the younger brother of Sagittarius, was puzzled and stirred up the stew: "Oh, strange, really not. I just told my boss ... ""Bullshit, you bought three chicken necks. You said chicken feet are chicken necks, right? I said angrily, is it difficult to buy a stew and a correct stew?

If you fall in love in this situation, it will be even more stupid.

Sagittarius man seems to be brain-dead. He is moving at his own speed. I know a Sagittarius man who directly shows his love to people's hearts, "I like you? Want to be together? If a girl has a little hesitation, she can't do it. He wants her to answer "yes" or "no" at once, otherwise he will continue to ask, at the edge of the world, "I like you, why don't you like me? Then why do you like me? So what kind of boys do you like? What did you say?/Sorry? "Whether or not to do it in this respect, the shooter men are quite self-sufficient, and don't care much about whether girls feel in place, so they want to be successful.

After becoming boyfriend and girlfriend, Sagittarius man will not say any sweet words, let alone ask him to say sweet words or send flowers and small gifts. He will also say, "It's nonsense to play those tricks. Don't be so boring! Just know that I love you, understand! Therefore, when you meet a young girlfriend, the shooter man will go crazy and break up. Sagittarius men don't speak sweet words, and even comments often make girls stupefied, because they think that people should be honest, so why beat around the bush. For example, when his girlfriend wears a short skirt, he suddenly says, "Ah, ha, ha, ha, you have gained weight! "It's rude, and no matter how much a girl cares about her figure, if her girlfriend is angry, the shooter man is also the highest level in A Dai, and he won't find or notice it, and she will say," The thigh is obviously stuck, which is very cute! Seeing his girlfriend become angry from embarrassment, she went to pull the cable and set herself on fire. She was so angry that she stopped talking. Sagittarius man is still blind, can't see his girlfriend's face, and may even say how cute he was when he saw the fat girl last time.

When the sexual atmosphere is super good, the shooter man will also say some unpleasant things, not only outspoken. For example, when a girlfriend dances in bunny lingerie, the shooter will say, "Ha ha ha, how old are you, childish!" " Ha ha! "Hey, it's not funny. Or when he sees his girlfriend occasionally dressed "badly", he will blurt out, "What's the difference between you and Xu Chunmei dressed like this? Shooter is harmless, but no woman can stand such direct criticism. But you can't ask the shooter man to speak more tactfully, because he doesn't know how to write the word "detour" If they talk too much, they will get impatient and think, "I'm not wrong!" " Why are you so smooth? "Brain until people want to cry.

Sagittarius men's sexual concept is also their own way. Several of my Sagittarius male friends are advocates and practitioners of "threesome". When they ask their girlfriends this way, they are often considered as sexual perverts. Sagittarius men will think, "Try it, you won't die. If you don't like it, don't! " ! "It's as simple as trying sex. He has no concept of time and place constraints, and any place in the world can be a big foreplay. For example, when waiting for the red light, kissing and courting, twisting your lower body at your girlfriend hungrily, a bunch of people across the street saw it, regardless of "Hey, someone is watching ~" "What's the matter? "I can't, I'm nothing ..." Or I put my hand into my girlfriend's waist when I'm shopping, and her girlfriend shouts nervously, and he will say, "Don't put it down, cheapskate!" On the escalator, he reached into his girlfriend's skirt and went straight to get his pants. He is also familiar with it. Strangely, his fingers are like an aphrodisiac, which can quickly make his girlfriend "sell ~ sell ~" when he "looks for something". But it's not so bad when having sex. It's just that my girlfriend often feels like a shooter who has sex alone. She always makes herself feel good, and may become uncomfortable or finish in a hurry. She doesn't love each other even more, and she can't hug her after doing something. "I'm exhausted. I have to comfort people all the time after sex. What a nuisance! " When feelings are bad, girlfriends often feel that inflatable dolls have been raped.

Only when you really meet a woman with the same "separation of mouth and brain" can you live in peace. However, the shooter is a good object to chat with Sierra, not a pretense of a Gemini man, but a comfort that can be called a brother. Meeting him for the first time will not be very cold, because he is easy to be seen by others and makes people feel at ease to continue chatting with him. Like that kind of sales call, most people will probably say, "I don't need it, thank you!" " Then he hung up the phone decisively, and the shooter man didn't want to. He can only talk kindly. They will think that the fraud group was also raised by parents. Although they are lying to me, if they are exposed, they will not be able to step down. Therefore, they often talk for a hundred times and can't get out.

He is also a "secret terminator", and he is outspoken to the extreme. Bird Laibo has been betrayed by my brother many times. What he accidentally discovered made me nervous for a long time, because he would unconsciously reveal it and forget what he had said. When I complain, "Hey, why did you tell others?" You, Qiu Yi, you! Sagittarius men will also be wrong and kill sheep. He killed that man, but he has no memory or regret! So just to be on the safe side, never tell the shooter a secret. They say what they see, purely by instinct, and then they are immediately caught in the rhetoric. Sometimes you suspect that the shooter's brain and mouth are not connected. In fact, they are not stupid, but often say stupid things, or talk too much and talk hard. In short, it is an "unreliable", as if there is a funnel on the body, everything will leak out and go everywhere.

Moreover, they have a kind of calmness of "the sky falls and the last one hits me". For example, if a glass of water falls, the shooter man will not wipe it, but will wait for the water to dry up. "Water will do anyway!" Then wait a minute before touching the water. "Hey, where did this water come from? Or the deadline for registration is coming, and his girlfriend may remind him n times, but he is not nervous. Anyway, we'll talk about it when the time is up. As for the school exam, I can't see the shooter man preparing nervously at all, and he was wandering around the world the day before. Before a Sagittarius travels abroad, he always packs his luggage the day before and starts looking for his passport early in the morning. Just buy everything at the destination. When his girlfriend goes on a self-help tour with him, she often doesn't know where to stay tonight. " Anyway, let's talk after dark. "

This prodigal son is very much like a sailor. Who knows where the ship is heading? Just sail anyway. If you want to break down, throw it if you want, and land if you want. Let the shooter keep saying "fuck him" Anyway, even if it breaks down, he will change to another port and never come back. Being his girlfriend can be very insecure sometimes. Being friends can understand that "the sun will always rise tomorrow", but in love, it seems that no woman likes the uncertainty of "we have no tomorrow" because his girlfriend has no idea where Sagittarius will go next and where he will take his feelings. Very young girls can put their love problems behind them, especially Sagittarius doesn't think they are a problem at all!

See, Sagittarius men are not abnormal at all, but behind their cuteness, there must be a great abnormal woman, who is either more "separated from her mouth and brain" or a strong heart ready to clean up her brain!