You will say why the twelve constellations _ you will say why you don't like all the twelve constellations.

Why are there twelve constellations? Thank you, everyone.

More than 2000 years ago, the Greek astronomer Hipparchus (190 ~ 120 BC) divided the ecliptic into twelve segments, with spring divided into zero, and every 30 degrees from the vernal equinox (that is, the zero degree of the ecliptic) as a palace, taking the main constellations contained in each palace at that time. Babies born when the earth moves to every bisector (constellation) will always have some similar characteristics when they grow up, including behavioral characteristics and personality characteristics. Connect these associations (rich imagination and creativity) in series to make the humanity of these constellations concrete; It also adds the color of myth and becomes an important part of culture (mainly Greek and Roman mythology). Next is the funny version: it was a summer night, and God was so bored that he went out and bought two dozen beers. When he looked up at the blue sky and drank cold beer, he suddenly froze in front of Corana's empty carton and felt as if he should do something. I had a brainwave and just wanted to beautify Corana's carton. Maybe I can make some clay sculptures. Since I created Adam and Eve, he hasn't had a chance to try his craft. God began to make sculptures of the twelve constellations. Aries is God's first work, and because it is created for the first time, God is full of too strong enthusiasm, too high interest and too great ambition, and the result is the product of impulse. "Well, haste makes waste." God started his second work Taurus with emotion. At the beginning, I began to be cautious, tinkering with the east and mending the west, which was very pragmatic and injected many beautiful fantasies. Of course, my actions are inevitably slow. "no! This is too tired. " God is a little impatient, and he has no strength at the thought of being the second. What should we do next? By the way, it's important to please yourself, change! Change! So God created a Gemini to please himself. But because Gemini moves too fast, his personality is a bit bipolar and not uniform. God thought about it and found that he had forgotten the delicate part of expressing emotional precipitation in his works. In the moonlight, God took a sip of beer and carefully squeezed the cancer all night. However, when the morning light appeared and Cancer was lying in the sun, God suddenly realized that he might have drunk too much wine. Although his works are exquisite and romantic, they are just narcissistic ... shouldn't creation be full of confidence and shine in the sun? Therefore, God's Leo works are barely created under too dazzling light. God woke up in the afternoon and found that Leo was full of too strong and straightforward sculpture nicks, which made him regret it. At this time, God pondered for five minutes and swore, "I can't be so careless any more. I must make a perfect work in the world. " God continues to work hard and carefully arranges Virgo's next work. When Virgo finished speaking, it was dark. God felt backache, took a sip of cold beer in the refrigerator, looked at the work carefully, and suddenly felt: "It seems that I have lost the mood of freehand brushwork to carve a thing with perfect details." I just wanted to do something interesting, didn't I? Why would I kill myself? Finding himself too bored, God changed his mind in various contradictions, thinking that he should work part-time intellectually and rationally, and created an elegant Libra to prepare for his own creation. It is also because I have always maintained an elegant posture. After I finished Libra, my back pain broke out. The pain was unbearable, and God suddenly remembered the hateful snake and came to destroy his first elaborate masterpiece. Adam and Eve, two pure fools, suddenly became angry. Well, Ophiuchus, God put the analgesic ointment he bought in Japan on his waist and decided to take revenge. (It turned out to be thirteen constellations) However, the mood is still very depressed. God thinks it is important to be loyal to his sensory emotions when creating. Later, God created Scorpio, which fully expressed his true nature and a little desire to retaliate against snakes. After Scorpio, God suddenly lost his strength and felt really stupid. He's just a snake. Why do I care so much? Let snakes interfere with my work? Wrong. I'd better simply finish the work I want to do. Just halfway through Sagittarius, the phone suddenly rang. God answered the phone and talked for several hours. When I come back and have a closer look at Sagittarius, God has no idea to modify it. At the same time, he thinks that such a straightforward thing just exposes his true nature at the moment, which may inevitably lead to negligence. That's it. All right! Sagittarius is only half done, and God thinks it's time to put aside your distractions and patiently complete Capricorn. It is dawn again. To tell the truth, Capricorn is really a good work of God, with the power of emotional precipitation and gentle qualities ... but God is tired and really has no strength to correct subtle flaws. At the same time, reflecting on the previous nine works has its own characteristics. Under repeated contrast, Capricorn seems to be not so good. Playing with the previous creations, God feels that the beauty of those works seems to have become a kind of life independently, something that he can no longer do. Can we stop here? Don't do it again. Who is not tired of doing ten works in a row? God is tired of crying. God sighed when he saw two empty parts of the carton on Corana's left. There are only two left, and the game is over. God makes Aquarius feel doomed, but his mind is in a strange, random and rational state. This work is in line with God's reflective and inductive mood, neat and rebellious. At this time, God began to be curious about other things, and at the same time he was thinking about his friend who had just called, wondering if he would come. After talking about Aquarius, God looked at it for a long time and was puzzled. It really doesn't look like his work, but it seems to come from outer space. Why ... look back at the space left in Corana's carton. Wow! This is the last one. No, we must make the best things. This is the last chance. God then reflected on the advantages and disadvantages of the previous 1 1 works with emotion, and thought that I must be the last one seriously. It is in this state of mind that God finished his last work-Pisces. Pisces does show the advantages of the previous 1 1 work, but it also incorporates the disadvantages of the previous 1 1 work. I don't know why God is so tired, but he was moved by his willpower and finished so many works. He thought with tears, "Well, I must make it perfect." Just then, the doorbell rang suddenly and God's good friend Jade Emperor visited. As soon as the Jade Emperor entered the door, he took two bundles of Tsingtao beer and a pile of dirt and said to God, "Dear, I know you like sculpture best. How about we do 12 zodiac? " Then, God and Jade Emperor drank Tsingtao beer, studied 12 animals, and forgot Pisces.