Twelve constellations drink wechat picture phrases

As soon as the table comes up, I'll make it first, goo goo ... after three drinks, I'll be passionate, challenge everywhere and find someone to fill the wine. If you don't fight, you will have "friendship and face". As a result, I was drunk, but I still didn't want to leave. I said, "I'm not drunk, come again", but I didn't know I was the only one making noise.

In short, if you want to succeed, go crazy first! ! !

Taurus: Go to sleep.

Silence is a portrayal of Taurus on the wine table. If others don't provoke themselves, they will never raise their glasses and join in the fun. They will only bow their heads and taste the delicious food on the table. When you meet good wine, you only drink a few mouthfuls quietly. Never let alcohol take away your taste, otherwise it will be unforgivable, because Taurus never wants to be a spendthrift.

Virgo:

talk nonsense

Virgo is always nagging, but after drinking, she is uncharacteristic. At first, because she pretended to be a lady or a gentleman, she was silent at first and answered questions from others. When others propose a toast, they raise their glasses with their hands and take a sip less. If you are drunk, you will denounce social injustice, criticize your friends' private lives and talk nonsense.

Libra: It's normal to get drunk.

You can't ignore the face of others, but you can't ignore the form of drinking. Libra rarely drinks dry. Take your time, push a cup for a change, talk and laugh, don't persuade others, and don't embarrass yourself. Start in happiness and end at the right time. As the ancients said, "it takes half an hour to drink a little drunk."

Scorpio: will tell the secrets of the heart.

Although Scorpio people are not allergic to alcohol, they usually try their best to avoid it out of love for their own bodies, giving people a feeling of poor alcohol consumption. However, if they meet friends who can chat with them, they will feel that a thousand cups of intimate friends will not fail. Once they are drunk, they will talk many times more than usual, and if they are not careful, they will tell the secrets buried in their hearts for many years.

Sagittarius: Can play tricks.

Make fun of drinking, you can use warm and humorous words and deeds to mobilize the atmosphere of drinking. Drinking is also true. If you can drink, you will never shy away. Admit that you are drunk when you are drunk, and never deny your bluff. It is a gentleman to send a drunken friend home after drinking. Sissone reminds Sagittarius friends that driving without drinking, drinking without driving, or safety first is better!

Capricorn will control the amount of alcohol.

Capricorn is a constellation that knows how to control alcohol consumption better than Libra. If you can't escape from social intercourse, Capricorn will do enough measures to relieve alcohol when drinking. Don't always hold a cup to make others look happy, but who knows whether to drink wine or water? Therefore, Capricorn at the dinner table is not easy to get drunk. If you drink it often, you will lie that you will vomit if you really can't drink it.

Aquarius: It will be more rational.

When can the water bottle be released for drinking? I am a good friend who meets the same smell on the wine table, and I feel excited when I see each other. Together, it is a carnival, no drunkenness, no return, no sound. Drinking and quarreling will get louder and louder, and even raise your hand, but when you wake up, you can't remember anything and continue to have the same taste.

Pisces: crazy singing

Pisces people are generally confused, not full and soft enough. They know how much they can drink, and they can't stand the persuasion of others. So they had to accept all the wine from Beijing and pour it into their stomachs with a frown. When you are drunk, you drink more and more, singing crazily, regardless of your broken voice.

Gemini: strike up a conversation

It's better to be toasted by you than punished by you. Every cup of wine sent out has a beautiful rhetoric. It is difficult for others to escape the fate of being respected or punished under your golden words. After several rounds, people are knocked down one by one, but you can often keep yourself sane. The sense of achievement of "everyone is drunk, I wake up alone" makes you happy!

Cancer: Cry when you are drunk.

Cancer belongs to a very quiet person at the dinner table. When drinking with others, don't brag no matter how much you drink, even if you can drink again. If they are drunk, they will cry like a completely different person. A certain emotion suppressed in their hearts broke out completely because of alcohol, and through that feeling of high spirits, they vented their cautious emotions on weekdays.

Leo: Throw things.

"I'll do it first and do whatever you want" often pops out of your mouth. You don't force others to drink much. It's boring to force others to drink. Since it is respect, always drink more. Pushing a cup for a bowl, throwing a bowl for an altar, and drinking at orgasm are all rhetoric. The bigger the cowhide is blown, the more vigorously it is drunk, and finally it can't be controlled.

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