The jokes or aphorisms of Churchill, Roosevelt and Hitler ...

Now, to elect a leader, your vote is crucial. Here are some facts about the three candidates:

Candidate A: He has contacts with some dishonest politicians and knows astrology. He was having an affair. He is a heavy smoker and drinks 8 to 10 martinis every day.

Candidate B: He was fired twice in the past. He slept until noon, smoked opium in college and drank a quart of whisky every night.

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero, a vegetarian, does not smoke, and only drinks a little beer occasionally. Never had an affair.

Who will you choose among these candidates?

I wrote the answer on paper, and then my friend told me:

Candidate A is franklin roosevelt, candidate B is Winston Churchill and candidate C is Adolf Hitler.

Is this it?

The following is an English translation ...

Now we are going to elect a leader, and you are critical of this vote. The following three candidates have some facts:

Candidate A: I have business dealings with some dishonest politicians and will study astrology. He had an extramarital affair, was a smoker, and drank 8 to 10 martinis every day.

Candidate B: He has been fired twice in the past, and he sleeps until noon, sleeps together, smokes opium in college, and drinks a large glass of quartlon whisky every night.

Candidate C: He is a war hero, Hoon. He is a vegetarian, does not smoke, and only drinks a little beer occasionally. Never had an affair.

I asked these candidates, would you choose?

I wrote the answer on paper, and then a friend told me:

A candidate franklin roosevelt, B candidate Winston Churchill and Adolf Hitler, A candidate C is the substitute.