Interesting story of three kingdoms' visit to thatched cottage

Liu Bei invited Zhuge Liang to talk about welfare treatment. Zhuge Liang said: I am a pair of dumb people today. If you can pair up, I will go with you. If not, then you don't have to come in the future. Liu Bei thought: What are these dumb people?

Zhang Fei thought to himself, it would be a pity if eldest brother can't get it right, so I'm right. I kill pigs, and everyone knows that I have no education, and I am not ashamed of being wrong.

So the dumb pair began: Zhuge Liang pointed to the sky and Zhang Fei pointed to the ground; Zhuge Liang stretched out a finger; Zhang Fei held out three fingers; Zhuge Liang high-fived three times; Zhang Fei high-fived nine times; Zhuge Liang drew a circle on his chest; Zhang Fei patted his head, and the dumb couple ended. Without saying anything, Zhuge Liang packed his luggage and followed Liu Bei.

After a long time, Liu Bei asked Zhuge Liang who won that day? Zhuge Liang said: General Zhang won! Liu Bei asked again: What did you say? Zhuge Liang said: I am talking about the sky, not understanding astronomy. He is talking about the earth, not generations.

Know geography under the table; I stretch one finger to represent national unity, and he stretches three fingers to represent the three kingdoms; I clap my hands three times, representing three to three, and he clap his hands nine times to represent nine to nine; I draw a circle on my chest to represent a bright heart. male

Pat your head, which means dry Kun on your head!

Liu Bei met Zhang Fei. Q: I said Zhang Xiandi, who won the dumb contest that day? Zhang Fei: Of course I won.

Liu Bei: What did you say?

Zhang Fei: The Prime Minister probably knows that I have killed pigs before, so he asked questions around pigs. At first, he pointed to the sky, which means the weather is very good today. I said I was just going to catch pigs in the field. Does he mean catching pigs? I can't say, why?

Yao wants to catch three bites, but one bite is not enough to kill him. He let the pig catch 30 Jin, didn't he? What I said is wrong. 30 kg is a pig, and a big pig should weigh at least 90 kg. He asked again, are pig hearts and pig intestines sold together?

Huh? I patted my head and told him that as long as you have money, I will sell this pig head to you.