What are the funny jokes?

1. Once upon a time, there was a steamed stuffed bun. When he is hungry, he eats himself.

2. There was a bike, and it rode away by itself.

3. A person looks like an onion and cries while walking.

On a hot afternoon, a matchstick tickled, tickled and caught fire.

5, the last toilet was convenient, and there was no paper. He said to his wife, "Bring me the paper-wiping donkey!"

6. A girl is lovelorn. I advised her: "a man with two legs is hard to find, and there are many toads with three legs!" "

7. Two people were bickering, and suddenly a person next to them said, "You are really full and have nothing to do!"

8. Colleagues argued with others and opened their mouths in a hurry: "Do you think I grew up eating?" I've always wondered what he grew up eating.

9. In computer class, a classmate shouted when there was something wrong with his machine. "Boss, change the plane!"

10, reading a post while eating and reading a classic to my wife made her laugh to death, so she said to me, "Read it after dinner, or your brain will get indigestion!"