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1. You are dressed dangerously, but you look safe.

2. Now you pay by mobile phone when you go out. I feel ashamed to bring money, and I am embarrassed to take it out!

I can't move when I am old. Now my understanding of fashion is to keep warm.

Don't use honey traps on me, or I'll play along.

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

6. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.

7. As the saying goes, men don't care, unless they have menstruation, women are not coquettish enough and their grades are not high enough.

8. Loneliness is a person's carnival. Carnival is the loneliness of a group of people!

9. Don't say that women are too realistic if men are incompetent. Women have no strength. Don't blame men for being too playboy! 10. Reality raped the past, leaving evil seeds called memory. 1 1. Men are born of women, and women are done by men.

12. Women can't see through their hearts because their breasts are too thick.

13. Women are easy to be satisfied, and it is also easy for you to stumble.

14. Men enjoy a moment while women enjoy the whole process.

15. The so-called successful woman is: B is awesome during the day and B is awesome at night.

16. It's easy to live. Life is not fucking easy.

17. No matter how beautiful the underwear is, it has to be forced.

18. Sincerity is not as good as a red envelope, and feelings are just sexual needs.

19. Believe it or not, it's all on WeChat.

20. I like you so much that you will die.

2 1. Actually, it's good to be single. You don't need to explain who you are sleeping with.

22. People who come for your surface will also come for other surfaces. Only those who come for your heart will last.

23. You asked me how much I love you. Money can represent my heart.

The color of the money in your pocket determines your mood today.

25. Women should have backbone, either fall in love and talk about marriage, or take it seriously.

26. In a few years.

Ten years. Let's meet, send it to the crematorium, burn it all to ashes, pile it up, no one knows anyone, and send it all to the countryside to make fertilizer!

I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.

28. People who don't want to be slaves are willing to be slaves of RMB.

29. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

30. People are the best. Not how many people you know! But how many people still know you when you are in trouble!

3 1. A man may not be handsome, but he must have taste.

32. Have money to do things well, but have no money to do people well.

Don't do it if you regret it. Don't regret what you have done.

34. If you want to remain arrogant and single, why should you help others train your husband so seriously?

35. Where there is no water, it is desert, and where there is no sound, it is loneliness.

36. Hold my dear and think about something else.

How I hope that one day I love you, and I can write you love me backwards.

38. Do you know what rock and roll is? Shake if you like, or roll if you don't like.

39. Manifesto for Women in the New Era. Piano, chess, painting and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring. Refuse to have children and pay for sex.

40. One day, the power is in hand, killing all the people who failed me.

4 1. Broken underwear is sexy, affectionate is bullshit.

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7. Women's University

Eighteen changes. The more you change, the more casual you are.

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8. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies.

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9. Others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.

50. I have been lazy all my life, but I am super diligent when I miss you.

5 1. How far is it forever? Get out, boy.

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There are so many idiots in the world, but you have become the best among them.

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3. Silk stockings allow women's legs to breathe freely and men's lungs to breathe.

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I swear I'll chop my hands if I surf the Internet again. I found out that I am Guanyin with a thousand hands.

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5. Why are all the handsome guys in the barber shop and all the beautiful women in the red light district?