Who has ancient poems, couplets, jokes and stories about the origin of Chinese characters that reflect the homophonic characteristics of Chinese characters?

1, crossword puzzle: the emperor's new clothes-attack

2, crossword puzzle: Level 1-Huai

3, crossword puzzle: Shi Dakai-Yan

Crossword puzzle: an introduction to pig worship

5, crossword puzzles: exceptionally generous-back

6, crossword puzzle: get out of the boudoir and get to know each other-good.

7. Crossword puzzle: One Thousand and One Nights-歼

8. Crossword puzzle: 72 hours-Crystal

Crossword puzzle: The foot of my bed is shining brightly-Kuang.

10, crossword puzzle: need half, leave half light.

1 1, crossword puzzle: bite more than half a name.

12, crossword puzzle: January 1st is not today-Ming.

13, crossword puzzle: if you want half, throw half milk.

14, crossword puzzle: general store-noisy

15, crossword puzzle: even friends meet-boron

16, crossword puzzle: begging out of breath

17, crossword puzzle: four parties come to cooperate and contribute more-devices.

18, crossword puzzle: a change before greed becomes poverty-poverty

19 crossword puzzle: very generous-come back

20-character crossword puzzle: Banbu Chunqiu-Qin

a two-part allegorical saying

A blind man walked into a cigarette shop. (touching the lamp).

Wrapped in the air-playing the fool. (install wind).

Sung river's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).

The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot. (running eggs).

The straw hat seller throws the pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).

Brother is not at home.-Come on. (sister-in-law).

My nephew plays with lanterns as usual. (According to uncle).

The rain hits Huangmei's head-bad luck. (pour plums).

Half a grain of cotton-no way. (bullet-free)

Bald man with an umbrella-lawlessness. (no hair can't).

A short transition-inner peace. (Pan Xin).

Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city.

December weather-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.

Public toilets are still being hit by stones, which has aroused public anger. (causing male feces).

Under a fur coat.-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep.

Confucius' action is a complete loss. All the books.

Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. (The risk is quite high).

Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).

The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold).

Scholar towel. (Bao Shu).

The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. But look at this page.

It's not surprising that the needle is still picking out towels. (Not enough for a flag).

Slam the bamboo with a blunt knife.-hard. (it won't ring).

How dare you tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole? What a big duster.

Knock melon seeds, knock bedbugs-everyone has them. There are all kinds of benevolence.

Light grass and drums-I don't want to. (Silence).

Crutches at intersections-you can't be the master. I can't do it.

Chatting at the salt store-I have nothing to do. It's too salty to cook.

Zhang Tianshi doesn't need a boat to cross the sea-it has its own laws. (have their own methods).

Blow the horn from the window-it's famous. (singing outside).

The dragon god moved.-great. (out of the sea)

Laojiu's brother.-Really? (old ten).

Buried in an empty coffin-arrogant. There is no one in the Woods.

Eight-pronged approach-rules. (turtle lifts).

joke

A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! After the county magistrate finished, the host said: Sausage pickles, please! Now, please talk to the township head! The township head said: Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk! Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.

antithetical couplet

Nantong Zhou Bei Zhou Tongnan Zhou Tong Zhou Tong Tongnan Zhou Tong Tongnan.

Spring and Autumn Reading Spring and Autumn Reading Spring and Autumn Reading

East pawnbroker, west pawnbroker, east pawnbroker and west pawnbroker as things.

Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Willow, Wangjiang Liu Xia Wangjiang Tower, the eternal Jianglou, and the eternal Liujiang.

Printing the moon well, printing the moon shadow, printing the moon well, printing the moon shadow for thousands of years.

Poetry platform competition, poetry talent competition, poetry platform poetry talent competition, poetry platform peerless, poetry talent peerless.

Baita Street, blacksmith, making a red furnace, burning black charcoal, emitting smoke, flashing blue light and quenching purple iron, sitting facing south and beating things.

Danshuiwan, a farmer in bad karma, wears a cool hat, bends over, basks in the heat, sweats, cuts sweet sugar cane and raises his wife, children and grandchildren.

Look at the sky, look at the sky, look at the sky every day when you are free.

It's hard to ask for help, it's hard to find someone, and it's hard for everyone to find someone.

Chinese New Year is bitter, Chinese New Year is bitter, and Chinese New Year is bitter every year.

A cup of green tea can quench one's thirst.

The sound of nature is the heart of Lele musicians.

Seven-string wonderful music, the sound of Lele Yuefu

Charcoal is desalted, and black and white mountains are parallel imports.

Bamboo is horizontal and hemp is vertical, and yellow is not connected with short curtains.

Bamboo horizontal hemp vertical, green and yellow soft and hard curtains.

The moonlight shines on the screen window, and everyone is wise

The wind sends flowers all over the garden, and there are bursts of flowers and Mei Lanfang.

Smoke along the road

Fog covers the aviary, no fog.

Mother's Sisters-Suspicious (menstruation)

The crib on the stage-No (Bucheng)

The whip on the stage-overweight (fake horse)

Fire in Kannonji-Miao (Temple Disaster)

Monkey Sun sits in the golden hall-unlike a kind king.

Birthday Shooting-Same tune (gun)

The birthday girl plays the pipa-a cliche (playing)

Wheat straw fire-blowing economizer

Horse racing in the alley-the problem (hoof) is hard to come by

Cross the river by pulling the beard-modesty (pulling the beard) is excessive (crossing the river)

Ring the bell and pull it into the air-fantasy (ring)

Catch bees and eat honey-Tian (sweet) is shameless (stinging)

Buy camels at Huguo Temple-There is no such thing (city)

Zanthoxylum bungeanum is caught in the rice crisis (rice)

The fly flies into the cow's eyes-tired of looking for it (tears)

Bean dregs stick to the door-not sticky (sticky)

Beans and firewood are on fire-hurry (dustpan)

Dried Tofu cook the meat-How many portions (vegetarian)

Cooking with tofu-no words (salt)

This couple hoes the ground-regardless of (hiring) people.

200 yuan peanuts-you have to refute (peel)

Peach in both hands-reasonable (gift)

Blow the two speakers into a tune-they want to ring together.

The charm of drought worships witches-damn it

Bamboo shoots outside the garden-nephew (raw)

Men don't beat their wives-it's a blessing (husband and wife)

A scholar writes poetry-he has two hands (the first one).

Bald man takes off his hat-the first name (Ming)

It's just right for a girl from He's family to give it to Zheng Jiazheng (Zheng Heshi)

Abdominal rowing-expert (navigation)

Measuring Rice with a Turtle Cover —— What Sound (L)

There's smoke in the rice cooker-the rice is burnt.

Light mosquito-repellent incense under the bed-there is no bottom (mosquito)

Frozen Tofu-Difficult (Mixed)

Stir-fry hot beans in a cold pot-the noisier (stir-fry), the colder.

Kitchen God sticks to the door-there is something in words (pictures)

Sand versus bluestone-solid (stone) versus solid (stone)

Sailing on the beach is shallow.

Cows without horns-false scolding (horses)

I missed the temple fair-don't worry (crowded)

A coffin without a bottom-not a person.

No money to buy conch-save (suck)

A pregnant woman crosses a wooden bridge-taking risks at the same time.

Holding a horse spoon-sincere (sheng) heart

Holding cotton in your arms-a soft (warm) heart

Put the comb in your arms-relax your heart.

The poor buy rice, per liter.

A poor carpenter started his business-only one sentence (saw)

The tinker planted a somersault-handstand (iron)

Zhang Tianshi went to the seaside, feeling very strange.

Zhang Tianshi knelt in the mud and begged (sunshine).

The donkey is riding-no wonder (riding a horse)

Cock wears a hat-official (crown) plus official (crown)

Knock dust on the chicken's head-how many (chickens) suffer from anger?

Chickens peck at ants-just right (food)

Just accept the sole without an awl.

A paper railing-you can't lean on it.

Paper stool-you can't do it (sit)

A papery stove-it won't work if you step over (the pot)

Paper pipa-talking (playing) is not allowed.

Donkey skin stuck to the wall-what a shame (painting)

Kidnappers go to the hospital-consciously (treating feet)

Frog jumps on the drum-understand (knock)

Walking down the coal mine with crutches-bad luck is coming step by step (coal)

Cross the road with a beard-modesty (with a beard)

The horse in the painting-not surprising (riding)

Jujube core cutting board-a few words (saw)

Sell cloth without a ruler-it's intentional.

Selling shrimp without scale-catching blind people (shrimp)

Bonfire bug's ass-not much (bright)

Monks open umbrellas-lawlessness is impossible.

Separated monks-troubled (temple)

Monks sitting in caves-nothing (temples)

Monk dragging wood-something happened (temple)

Monk's home-temple

Monk's skull-can't (send)

Chopping bamboo with an axe-in a hurry (section 1)

Cast a net in a fish pond-excess (fish)

Foxes quarrel-a set of Hu (fox) characters

The fox rides a tiger-the fox is a fake (driving) from the tiger.

Dogs have horns-foreign (sheep) gas

Dogs eat tofu brain-leisure (bit)

Dogs eat grass-pretend (sheep)

Dogs eat cucumbers when they are wrong.

Blind people make fried dough sticks-blind people (fried paste)

Blind people wear glasses-smart (Chongming)

Cattle herders eat crabs-needless to say (with salt)

Sauté ed pickles with salt-too idle (salty)

Install a pot on the kang-transform (the stove)

Washing Huang Lian by the River —— Why is it bitter?

Vegetables grow in rivers-they are not burnt (watered).

Oil pouring candle-a heart (core)

The plasterer fooled the mouse-perfunctory (eyes)

Masons have no ash-wait for bricks.

The plasterer beckons-looking for you (mud)

Masons' tiles are painted with knives.

The clay idol has grass on her body. She is crazy.

Muddy loach playing drums-talking nonsense (playing)

Fear of carpenters-just a word (saw)

Hanging lanterns in the air-mystery (hanging)

An empty shuttle for mending the net-there is no rule of law (weaving)

Empty coffins go to the funeral-there is no one in the eye (wood)

Empty steamer on the table-contending for (steaming)

Put a dry cage on your shoulder-get angry with the fire.

Needle on the thread board-hold it (don't)

Orchard in spring-makes sense (peaches and plums)

Watching the field in the Spring and Autumn Period-Specializing in finding fault (fork)

Glass Bodhisattva-Understanding Man (God)

Selling steamed bread-Yu (steamed)

Zhao Kuangyin has a nosebleed-the red one is (me).

Who gouged out his eyes-the blind judge (ghost)

Chenghuangmiao Drum-Ghost Watch (Knock)

Huang Cheng's master's horse-no wonder (riding)

Lord Huang Cheng's Hu Dou-Ghost Noisy (Fried)

Dai Xiao, Lord of the Town God-Running in vain (robe)

Licorice in the drugstore-an indispensable kind (taste)

Open the drawer of the drugstore-look for (pills)

There is a fire in the teahouse-indeed as expected (burning)

Bo is in the teahouse-Hu (pot)

Straw as a lamp-carelessness (core)

Rumbling in the grass mud pond-laughing (fermenting)

A straw hat is a gong-I can't think of it (loud)

Grass Beach Fire-Kindness (Green)

Buckwheat shells are mashed-they are not sticky (sticky)

Vitex negundo L.

Sitting in the lobby and using the toilet-stealing (dirty) officials

Little trees have little shade-they can't take care of them.

The tree has fallen-there is no shadow (shadow)

Bacon soup-needless to say (salt)

Eat too much salt and salt-just relax (salty)

Kimchi and Tofu-the word (salt) comes first

Boil tofu with pickles-needless to say (salt)

Pickles dipped in soy sauce are too strict (salty)

The crooked monk confessed-something happened (neck)

Light the noodles-it's impossible to cook (rice)

Lotus (pity) bitter pear (separation) bitter stomach acid.

Wentingyun

A candle at the bottom of a well keeps Lang Changxing from going. (candle indication, expired)

Linglong dice Anhoudou, what do you know about bone acacia?

Bamboo branch Liu Yuxi

The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green, and I can hear the songs on the Langjiang River.

Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny. (Sunshine-Affection)