Why do you say that you can't marry a man of science and technology (this is what happens when you marry a man of science and technology)

This is probably the saddest news I had last week.

Last Friday, the sitcom The Big Bang Theory, which accompanied us for twelve seasons, officially ended.

This TV series, which took 12 years, actually only tells the life growth history of four science geeks and a beautiful neighbor:

How did they find their love and what problems did they overcome in the process of forming a family?

And a friend who just started watching The Big Bang Theory recently told me, "It's these dead-headed people who fall in love that say 12 years."

"For four ordinary boys to be the protagonists, there are even children in the third season."

These four boys cover almost everyone's stereotype of science and engineering otaku.

-a man with worrying taste and old-fashioned skills in picking up girls: he always thinks he is handsome, but in fact he just puts on the oldest posture.

-a person who is not good at dealing with the opposite sex, can only talk to women outside the family after drinking, and is single for a long time.

-A person who is ordinary in all aspects and has no sense of existence all the time needs to find ways to expand his social circle and meet new girls.

But the biggest lovelorn family in the play is Sheldon, the first person in science and technology.

Not only am I ready to be single all my life:

"I am so interesting myself that I don't need others to accompany me."

He also abides by the code of conduct of "focusing on living alone".

Very demanding, extremely self-centered. For example, the sofa in the apartment is on the far left, and no one can sit except him.

-sweet words can't be said, always telling the big truth that will hurt you.

But at the same time, he is also the most popular character in the whole play: practical, dedicated and unique.

His confession to his girlfriend Amy in the sixth season touched many people.

Falling in love with a science and engineering man is really a rare and precious life experience:

As long as you don't get angry, you can harvest sincere love.

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Ordinary people can't keep up with the brain circuit of science and technology men.

You want to talk about love with them, but they just want to talk about math and physics with you.

Sheldon is playing with your painting. I guess so. He can guess that chocolate bean cookies are free quanta in quark gluons:

It is not only Sheldon who forcibly applies scientific theorems to life, but also young people with mathematical knowledge.

You feel: is the departure of leaves the pursuit of the wind or the tree's non-retention?

Science and engineering men will say: no, it is abscisic acid.

You finally look cute: look at my face, fleshy and round.

Science and engineering men will say: Maybe your metabolism is slow.

Sometimes it reminds you of the fear of being dominated by science teachers in high school.

The most irritating thing is to see such a story backstage.

Reader @cc received a program installation package from her boyfriend before the New Year's ball, and found nothing in it after opening it.

-There are only four physics questions. After doing the right one, you can display the next one.

The answers to the four questions are 20, 14, 12, 30 respectively.

Finally, when everything is all right, a super cute text box pops up, which says, "Congratulations on all your answers! Then, 20 14 12.30 be my partner! ! "

-What's wrong? If I can't solve it, don't I deserve to be your partner?

I have seen such a joke on the Internet. A young man confessed to his favorite girl on May 22nd, and the girl said that today is not 520.

The young man said that in hexadecimal, today is Valentine's Day for hackers.

Then, before the girl answered, he turned his head and regretted it: "She is not worthy of a smart man like me."

Don't say sweet words, but always be prepared to get hurt.

Besides, they love your writing. It sounds seamless and the logic is perfect.

Reader @ via received lipstick from her boyfriend on Valentine's Day this year, and put it on for her boyfriend when she arrived.

As a result, my boyfriend watched it for 2 seconds and said that eating a pack of Weilong had the same effect.

My friend @Vick's paper didn't come out. She was anxious at home and called her boyfriend to be coquettish. "Hui, I miss you so much."

As a result, her boyfriend directly replied, "You'd better think more about your paper."

They are rigorous and knowledgeable.

They can make gentle lines like "Good night, love you" sound like "at ease, stand at attention".

I saw such a screenshot on the Internet. A sister and her boyfriend said they were jealous. Her boyfriend replied like this:

There is ruthlessness in the profession, and there is a little cuteness in ruthlessness.

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A gift from a science man will always surprise you.

In their eyes, there is no romance in the world at all, and there are only sales promotion methods of merchants.

Sheldon and Penny go to choose a gift and apologize to their girlfriends. When they saw the diamond, their hearts welled up and their eyes lit up.

However, in the eyes of Sheldon, a top scientist, diamonds are just neatly arranged carbon molecules.

"Pencils are carbon and diamonds are carbon. To sum up, diamonds are worthless at all! "

Reader @ Zhang Yufei received the lottery ticket for the first time, which contained her and her boyfriend's birthdays and anniversaries.

Boyfriend's explanation is that it can test whether they are predestined.

Once you fall in love with a science man, you will never forget his subject.

Engineering students will definitely give you a small hammer.

I can't believe I still draw my own pictures, handmade.

I study chemistry, and sometimes I make your own face cream.

The ultimate biology programmer will teach you how to learn several new languages.

Economically applicable, whoever uses it knows.

Reader @ Baby Ruth said that the first gift my boyfriend gave me was a kitchen knife ground by himself, wrapped in a newspaper.

The reason is that I went to her house to chop jiaozi and found that the kitchen knife didn't work well.

And a dagger with a yellow waterproof handle? Fasten your seat belt.

If you buy jewelry and gifts, you only buy gold, which is said to be value-added.

But fortunately, he does all the water and electricity carpentry at home now.

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Although the eq of science and engineering men is almost boring, it can't stop their high IQ.

-Always teaching you new knowledge and always bringing you new discoveries.

After the hit of The Big Bang Theory, a new concept became popular, called: Smart is the new sexy.

They can recite the theory of quantum physics backwards, and can deduce complex mathematical formulas.

They are proficient in many languages and astronomy and geography.

Even quarrels and bickering can be quoted at any time.

They will also tell you that my love for you is based on science.

They are smart enough to think clearly:

I also saw such a story, "with my boyfriend 100 days, with him for 520 days, with him for 999 days." ...

After being together 1024 days, he happily said to me: we are together a G! "

And their practical ability in life is amazing.

Even by hand, there are often high-quality products:

They can also use their wisdom to improve your work efficiency.

A HR friend, whose boyfriend is a technician, saw that it was too hard for his girlfriend to screen resumes for interviews every day, so he made a recruitment applet and gave it to her on Valentine's Day.

The way to express love is not necessarily exquisite, but it must be very intimate.

Reader @sky said that she had a boyfriend in science and engineering, and she never understood each other's brain circuits.

All the predecessors gave lipstick and foundation, but he gave all the hard and high technologies: noise-reducing headphones and neck protectors.

Asked about the reason, her boyfriend told her, "You often travel, headphones reduce the noise on the train, and neck protectors are good for your neck."

"I want to give you the most useful thing."

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Science and technology men may be the most beloved species on earth.

After falling in love with you from the bottom of my heart, you will be above all theorems.

Before friend @ tomato fried tomato proposed marriage, her husband took time to go shopping with her, and then bought the brand diamond ring she casually mentioned.

She was stunned when she opened the ring box.

This brand of ring is very expensive and has no cost performance. She didn't even think about buying it herself.

But her pragmatic husband bought it for her. Just because she likes it.

Sheldon and his girlfriend Amy, every major development of their relationship takes nearly a season.

But after slowly coming together, Sheldon's love for Amy seems to be affectionate.

Gradually turned into a thoughtful little sweet bean, remembering everything the other person likes.

Once four people went out for dinner, Sheldon asked for Amy's French fries, and Amy agreed.

Then Amy asked him if he could eat his hamburger, and he refused.

At this time, Leonard laughed at them and said that Sheldon couldn't even share French fries with Amy, so he was still a model couple.

Sheldon's explanation is super sweet:

Their love is simple and direct, but serious.

If you want to do it, you will do your best.

A friend's taste changed a lot during her pregnancy, and she was greedy for candied haws a few days ago.

His programmer husband searched all over the world for candied haws, ran all night and finally found a shop that met his rules, and watched the owner personally make it and bring it back.

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They will also regard you as the only answer in life.

In the tenth season, beauty threw herself at Sheldon.

Sheldon immediately ran to his girlfriend's house and presented her ancestral ring.

Because at that moment, he decided that this is the person who will accompany him all his life.

If it is recognized, there will not be too many huahuachangzi.

Just like a gentle and overbearing word in mathematics; Yes and only.

The math teacher said that this is the only meaning.

A friend of mine was confessed by her boyfriend last year.

This tech man gave the most touching confession I have ever heard.

He said, do you know Newton's law?

"In the absence of any external force, all objects always maintain a uniform linear motion or a static state until an external force forces them to change this state of motion."

"And I love you forever. Even if an external force forces me to change, it is impossible to stop this state."

This is the romance of the science and engineering man wave, which often hides the mystery of the universe.

They use the most eternal theorem in the universe to say that they love you seriously.

When Sheldon and Amy got married, they contributed a classic scene of tears in the whole play:

Sheldon, who has always been able to argue others into silence, doesn't know what to say at the moment.

This is the most amazing and excellent place for science and engineering men.

They are clumsy and simple, and know nothing about romance. But they are also serious and firm, and will prove their love with practical actions.

"Even now I can't describe my inner feelings."

"But I will use my life to let you know how much I love you."

How to judge whether a husband is a science and engineering man? Pass this article to him, and he will say.

"Science is science and engineering is engineering. Don't confuse them."