Everyday love stories about funny jokes.

Funny love stories are widely circulated on the Internet and are deeply loved and welcomed by everyone. The following is my daily love story for you. I hope you will like it.

Excerpts from daily love stories about funny people.

1. I don't answer your phone, I don't talk to you, I don't hug you, I don't look at you when I stand in front of you, I don't hug you when I lean on my chest, I don't kiss you when I stick it on my mouth. Really? This is the only thing I want to do.

2. I am cow dung, you are a flower, you are tofu, and I am scum. We were a family 300 years ago.

You are crazy, I am stupid, and I have no teeth!

4. I can't breathe under the pressure of the phone, and the short message is soft. I'll rinse you at both ends for three days, accompany you shopping until your legs are short, and make a cheap gesture. You will take over the rest of your life.

5. I'm chasing Cupid's gun. Are you running in a bulletproof vest? Ok, let's see where you can go!

6. From now on, I will bomb your mobile phone and make you faint in sweet words and promises!

7. You are a phoenix flying in the sky, and I am chasing it on the ground. Give it a chance!

8. I am a bird that loves you, but I can't fly. Reason: I can get rid of gravity, but I can't escape your attraction!

9. The ancient road is thin, the bridge is flowing, and the sun is setting. Heartbroken people are waiting for your call. God, help me!

10. I study hard? Kung fu? ,? Riding thousands of miles alone? , to break through? Ambush on all sides? In exchange? World without thieves? . Who do you want to talk to? House of Anger? I'm here? Banquet? Really?

1 1. I really want to hide you in my chest pocket and slowly melt you so that you can't live without it anymore! Hide you and only fall in love with me!

12. There are dreams during the day and dreams at night; You should take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

13. I shot a small arrow of love into your heart, and you became my prisoner. I've decided to sentence you to life imprisonment and keep you in my heart forever without bail.

14. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life!

15. I can't eat in the morning because I miss you; I can't eat at noon because I miss you more; I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily; I can't sleep at night because? I'm hungry.

16. Dear, for you, I will cross the ocean and jump into the abyss without hesitation. I will overcome any difficulties! If it doesn't rain, I will find you on time on Sunday!

17. In the hot summer, the sun is long, the rolling heat wave has nowhere to hide, the eyes are black and flustered, and the stars are on the head; Thinking of you in my heart is like eating cold candy, my heart is cold, and it is like an air-conditioned room no matter how hot it is!

18. If you are a lovely red apple, I would like to be a slacker and chew you!

19. I miss you, and you are the morning glory that keeps stretching bit by bit.

20. If the whole Yellow River is poured out, the flame of my love for you will go out. Can all the water in the Yellow River be poured out? No So I still love you.

Daily appreciation of funny love stories

1. I prayed in front of the Buddha for 500 years, just to be a blooming flower on your only road.

I never regret loving you. I will miss you forever. I miss you so much that I can't sleep. You can't learn if you forget. A little pig is intoxicated in the mobile phone!

You are the most beautiful in my eyes: aquiline nose, toad mouth, round-legged mouse eyes, a mouth under the nose, dripping with saliva.

4. Love is not afraid of darkness. The darker the corner in the park, the more couples go there. Love is not afraid of heat, even if the temperature is 40 degrees, lovers will stick together; Love is not afraid of cold, but lovers are still dating outdoors in ice and snow.

Dear, I always want to learn from the Monkey King, so that I can take good care of you on Halloween, no matter what monsters, bring them!

I want you to know that as long as you run away, I will chase you, no matter where you are, even in hell, no matter how far you go.

7. Kiss you, you are chocolate; Kiss you, cream mixed with honey; Kiss you, you are coke and sprite; Kissing you, nothing, just because? I love you.

8. If your wife hits you, don't be angry, it's a kiss. Wife says you are a pig. Don't be angry. Scold is love. The wife beat and scolded, all for love.

9. There can be love and sex without marriage, just as there can be four seasons without fruit. However, if you don't get married, you won't get a welfare house.

10. A man's biggest secret is often told to his confidante, not to the same sex, family or wife. When the confidante became a wife, this part of her power was immediately revoked. This is called gain and loss.

1 1. Love comes first, sex comes first, love comes first, just like the egg, the chicken and the egg came first. It's hard to say which is truth and which is more noble than the other.

12. In college, falling in love is called going to work, falling out of love is called being laid off, empathizing with others is called changing careers, and you haven't started looking for someone again yet, so let's talk about being laid off and re-employed after falling out of love!

13. Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I decided to go to court. What should I convict you of? After the judge searched all the records and cases, the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to accompany me for life.

14. Stabbing you with a knife, I am afraid of seeing blood; Poison you, too many fake drugs; Electrocute you, the electricity bill is too expensive, drown you, maybe you can swim. Forget it, I still want to die of you!

15. 1 angle = 10, 1 love 1 attachment/tenderness 1 thoughtfulness 1 tolerance 1. Love you very much!

16. If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.

17. After receiving this message, it means that I like you, delete your secret love for me, reply that you want to marry me, or promise to marry me if you don't reply, modify it, and it will be mine when I die. Save it for me in my next life and forward it to the world to declare that you love me!

18. How many times have I told you, go to bed early at night and don't go out, but you just won't listen. No, I dreamed again last night, which made me unwilling to wake up!

19.m: Every time I miss you, the star will drop a tear. That's how the ocean was formed. Woman: Every time I think about you, I fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed.

20. It's wonderful to think of you. I stuffed a leg of roast lamb in Xinjiang. I miss you very fat, but it's heavy in my heart.

Daily selection of funny love stories

1. It's late at night, the birds are asleep and the mosquitoes are out. I miss you and look forward to you. I'm doomed to insomnia tonight. The dream is lost, and the soul is haunted by it. Why not return the stolen heart?

2. The lover will eventually buckle the meat, but the pig pocket will appear in the lover's eyes. If the relationship is long-term, it is not pork and pork. We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig.

3. ah I accidentally let it go? I love you? I sent it to you by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

4. I am a little vulgar, a little strange, a little boring and a little cute! A little lazy, a little bad, a little smart, a little rogue! Say rogue is rogue, slick love! You want to love me, then love me.

No matter where, thousands of miles or Wan Li, no matter when, ten years or a hundred years, I miss you deeply and love you. Although I deny the existence of all gods, I will always believe in you? New god! ?

6. You are bread in the morning, ice cream in summer, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan. Seeing your heart beating faster, but not your mood getting worse. I dreamed that your time passed too fast. I hope having you is not a long wait.

7. personals: Male, undergraduate, only a few points away; Working in a multinational organization, McDonald's cleans the table; Have a house, many people own it; Have a car, not a motor vehicle; Looking for a beautiful young man * * * went to the grave, a few years later.

I can't promise you anything, but I will do it. If one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

9. You are the sun in my heart, but it's a pity to go down the mountain; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first!

10. Lovely, you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I convict you of? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.