All metaphorical works

Guide: Master Sheng has always been famous in the circle for being cruel to cool thin and not being close to women. One day, a group of bosses got together to play mahjong and were in a good mood. Mr. Sheng's cell phone rang.

After he got through, the girl's soft voice came from the other end of the phone. "Yan Xi, when did you come back? It's too cold for me to sleep alone. Will you come back to warm my bed? "

Master Sheng threw away the mahjong in his hand without saying anything. "I'm going back."

2. "Director, put out the fire"

Guide: Director Huo Da is notoriously short-tempered in the circle. He throws the script out if he doesn't agree with a word. Until one day, the crew suddenly airborne a small screenwriter.

Ling Mengchu: "Huo Shengyuan, if you lose your temper again, sleep on the sofa for me tonight!" " "Huo Shengyuan:" Wife, I was wrong! "

3. "Early spring is just a tree"

Introduction: Professor He Qingshi from the College of Literature of a university wears a face that fascinates all beings. Young but rigorous, unsmiling, always assembling ties in the west, buttoning shirts meticulously, and even using WeChat.

The students all call it "the old man". One day, the old man suddenly announced his newly registered micro-signal on the blackboard.

After the students added it, they were surprised to find that Professor He's WeChat avatar was a self-portrait of him and a young girl, and sweetly compared Scissorhands to a lens.

4. The wind in the wilderness

Introduction: On the day of love rat's cheating, Meng Si got drunk in a bar and spent a chaotic night with Yan Jingning.

A week later, we met at the blind date table. Young people are cold and expensive, calmly knocking on the desktop. "Are you married?" Meng Si gritted his teeth. "Knot!"

5. "time landing"

Introduction: The first time I met Chang 'an Xu, she was wearing a long white dress with bright eyes and teeth, and I was looking forward to her appearance. She is an out-of-touch fairy.

Later, Zhou was lucky enough to see the other side of the fairy. She nestled in his arms and stared at the computer screen. Her face is not red, and her heart is not beating. She said quietly, "Drunk, shall we try?"