Funny copywriting sentence

Funny copywriting sentences are as follows:

1. Every morning, I take a look at the rich list. If my name is not on it, I will go to work. If there is, I will see a doctor.

I met a boy who told me that he would love me all his life. I didn't expect that his life was only three days.

3. I learned to chew so much when I saw kiku being praised for chewing bread 33 times. My mother scolded me for leaving if I didn't want to eat.

4. I played two games in a bad mood and suddenly found that I was in a good mood just now.

If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least tomorrow when she kisses someone else, you will still feel involved.

6. Others: join the women's group, and you: start the group, so: youth does not have you.

7. Have you considered the feelings of others every time you scold them? Anyway, I do. I try not to use dialect, for fear that the other party will not understand.

8. Eating less than one meal a day will save a lot of money over time, which will be reserved for seeing stomach trouble in the future.

9. Some people's chat records are all sweet words, while mine are all homework answers.

10, I didn't give money for drinking milk tea. That was the first time I was chased by a boy.