Funny jokes The funny jokes are as follows.

It doesn't matter if you don't have a girl face, but you dare to have a man's heart.

Mom said you can't make irresponsible friends, so all my friends are stupid.

It is said that accounting and medicine are a perfect match, one seeks money and the other kills.

What is your vital capacity? You are so boastful.

I didn't like eating when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

When I get rich, we'll buy lollipops, two, one for you to eat and one for you to eat.

There must be a great woman behind a successful man, and a group of unlucky employees behind a successful boss.

Have a holiday, buy a globe, the world is so big, you can not only have a look, but also browse.

Don't go, I can't bear it. Can you give me money for a small pudding?

Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the less and less pretending.