Super spoof mocking copy

1. As a single aristocrat of 1, whenever a married person asks me, "Why don't you get married?" I replied with 1: "I don't want to live your life."

Life will make you miserable for a while, and after you get used to it, you will suffer for a lifetime.

3. Palmist: Your palm is very big. You must be lonely. Me: Huh? I can see that. Why? Palmist: Because the bigger the palm, the more lonely it is.

4. "Do you like Sleeping Beauty?" "Yes, but I didn't sleep."

I want to buy things when I'm angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. When I spend money, my money becomes less. I get angry when I have little money.

6. In the street today, a backpacker asked me for directions and called me' Uncle'. She actually called me uncle, and I replied unpleasantly, "Sister-in-law, what can I do for you?"

I heard that girls like humorous boys, so I got into the habit of watching jokes every day. A year has passed, and my humor has not changed, but has become a wretched uncle.

8. I am not a vain girl. I hate villas, sports cars, designer bags, clothes and shoes. I only like money.

9. How important is your interest? I bought a smart washing machine for my mother, and I have taught her many times that she can't use it. Later, I bought her a mahjong machine, which not only can be used, but also can be repaired.

10. Mom and Dad are really amazing creatures. They believe all the rumors in their circle of friends, but they will expose your lies at a glance.

1 1. Marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely. It is inconvenient to move, but you will get a lot of warmth.

12. Just now, I picked up my ticket at the railway station. I heard an uncle wearing a gold necklace say, "What's the use of reading? College students have to work for me. " I laughed after listening, and changed the language of the ticket machine to English after picking up the ticket.

13. What do you mean you can do the right thing by following the right person? Go to the vegetable market to buy food, follow my aunt, and after her fierce counter-offer, you say, boss, I want two kilograms, too.

14. This is an era of changeable feelings. If you want someone to remember you forever, you may have to borrow money from him.

15. Whenever my friends around me are unhappy, I will advise them to look further and let bygones be bygones. But they are always unwilling, urging me: pay back the money quickly!

16. I have a heart attack. I never dare to ask for leave at work, because I am afraid that once I ask for leave, my boss will know whether I am there or not.

17. The ugly duckling becomes a white swan, not only because it works hard, but because its parents are white swans!

18. A buddy's daughter-in-law gave birth to a baby in the hospital. He waited anxiously outside the door. An hour later, the nurse came out and said happily to him, "XXX, congratulations, it's a father, you're going to be a son!" " My buddy shouted excitedly at that time: "Ha ha ha, I am finally a son!" " "

19. You are so beautiful. First of all, you should thank your parents. If they didn't give you a pair of skillful hands, could you make yourself so beautiful!

20. My friend cried to me that she was often lovelorn because she was too poor. I immediately despaired of this society: poor, why can he have a girlfriend?

2 1. I went on a blind date yesterday. As soon as I sat down, my sister said, look at your face, you should be rich. I thought to myself, this girl is quite good at talking. I replied: my sister will also visit fortune-teller! Who knows, she smiled and said: No, I don't believe that there are ugly people who dare to come on blind dates these days and have no money.

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

23. Take a man's words as a fart! Colorless and tasteless, but it can be poisoned to death.

24. I have been single for nearly 30 years, and the only time I was hugged all over by my sister was the last time I passed the security check by plane. After that, I silently vowed that I must work hard to save money and take another plane!