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Funny joke: What are the benefits of not having a boyfriend? It's impossible to be beautiful.

Some young ladies shout all day.

"I want to fall in love"

"I want male tickets."

Every day, every day, I can't extricate myself.

But have you ever thought?

When there are no male tickets.

Your It's a Wonderful Life.

0 1 There is no need to wash your hair every day.

Short hair is ok, and long hair needs blowing for a long time after washing.

All girls with long hair know that their arms are going to be broken.

It doesn't matter to face the sky.

Don't worry about what kind of makeup he will like.

Make up when you are in a good mood.

If you are not in the mood, just go shopping without makeup. It's cool.

You can like two boys at the same time, because there is no male ticket management.

In fact, boys will be jealous.

Even if you like Takeshi Kaneshiro, he doesn't.

Look at a Korean drama and a Japanese drama.

If you like a man, he will dislike you.

A nagging god. Hello?

You can live like a psychopath.

Cry if you want, and laugh happily. Jump if you want.

You don't need to be a lady.

Life is already hard.

How annoying it would be if you couldn't live as you please!

You can eat two kinds of food you like by yourself.

I just like eating. Why?

Only freedom and food in the world are worthy of it, okay?

You don't have to keep thinking about what the other person is doing.

I really don't want to trouble myself.

This little sister should know everything.

Too much talk is tears, alas.

You can eat when you are hungry and sleep when you are sleepy.

Don't worry about quarreling over trifles.

Be a good girl, your roots are red.

Why do you want to accommodate that smelly boy?

You are even the Jade Emperor.

I won't give birth to a monkey for you either, huh?

You don't have to watch your cell phone every day for fear of missing a text message.

Oh, my God, that's what young ladies can feel.

Staring at the phone eagerly

Even if I fell asleep, I suddenly woke up.

Hurry and see if there is any information about him in the mobile phone.

With instant reply, I am disappointed without it.

You must have done it 800 times!

Being alone is more comfortable than loving you.

Enjoy a "short" single life

Make yourself a carefree girl.

A girl who can even walk! Used at the end of a sentence