Interesting copy is one in a million.

1. Seeing that you are so sad, I can't do anything but put down my cell phone, close the door, cover the quilt and smile happily.

Since I bought insurance, I don't have to look at the traffic lights when crossing the road.

3. Take a closed disciple and pay tuition.

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8, only teach to close the door, now sign up to teach to turn off the lights and close the window.

I have to say that BMW's emergency braking effect is good. I haven't been out of the police station since I opened it last time.

I got drunk last night and slapped my sister. I wake up in the middle of the night thinking that I don't have a wife, and I feel guilty. Wake up in the morning and look at the quilt with a wronged face.

Hehe, I don't think I have a sister myself.

6. Just now, someone told me, "You will be the richest man in the world." I feel like my life is spoiled and bored to death.

7. You have changed. I know. I just want to forget it. No, you've become too ugly.

Eight. It's big.

Three girls' dormitories, looking around at night, are all bare-chested schoolmates, wearing shorts to move around the dormitory, indecent! Shameless! I gnashed my teeth with my roommate's telescope all night, but I couldn't calm down for a long time.

Nine. Never wear a red T-shirt again. Tell me to chop up the fish head and let me weigh it later.

Living with Tenuto people must not treat yourself badly. For example, losing weight is too far from me, and eating a bowl of meat is more practical.

I fell asleep at home at night and was awakened by a loud noise. She hugged my arm and said she was afraid. I lit a cigarette and took a drag. To be honest, I'm a little scared now, too. I remember I lived alone.

Twelve. "The most important thing in traveling is not where to go, but who to be with." Every time I organize a company, I can feel this sentence painfully and deeply.

13. Failure is the mother of success, but failure can also lead to infertility.

Fourteen. The school paid money so quickly that my mother began to wonder if I was taking drugs.

15. The so-called obvious coquettish is easy to hide. The dark foundation is hard to prevent, it is absolutely true. The fox is not refined, pure coquettish.

Sixteen years old. The woman went to the temple to ask for a visa and asked the master, "How much is the cancellation of the contract?" Master: "We monks don't talk about money, only about fate." Woman: "What fate?" Master: "100 yuan!"

Seventeen. A girl said that she hit a little boy when she was a child, starting from the first grade.

Fourth grade. Ask her why you didn't call later. She said, because I can't beat it.

18. I just watched it on TV. Drinking alcohol causes cancer. Scared me to death, drink a bottle of wine quickly to suppress the shock! From then on, I made up my mind: I will never watch TV again!