What are some interesting homophonic words?

1. Today, I will give you mashed fruit, mashed potatoes, mashed sweet potatoes and mashed purple potatoes. I miss you very much today.

You seem to have gained weight. I can lose weight with you. Let's not eat meat tomorrow (get married).

The steamed bread is too weak to eat. I want to add some seasoning. After eating, I only felt a heartache. It turns out that I didn't add anything (chat).

4. Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab." Crab boss: "You're welcome."

5. If you have a stomachache in the middle of the night, discuss it with your stomach. Me: Stomach, can it stop hurting? Stomach: My name is not stomach. My name is Chu Xun Yu.

6. There is a piece of glass, and I feel a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from the upstairs and said, "Good night, I'm broken (sleeping)."

7. Zhuge Liang said to the wind, "Wind, can you blow to the west?" The wind said, "You are like a watermelon."

8. Fried eggs fall in love with poached eggs. It took the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg house, singing "This is a little love song about fried eggs (simple)."

Look, I have two erasers. You don't know, do you? Why? Because you have no object (oak).

10, "If someone belongs to me, how happy it would be." "Stop it, no one is a fish."

1 1, everybody, I'm a crab, my pliers are gone, and I don't have pliers (money).

12, I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper in your ear that "my purple potato belongs to you".