Mr. San listens to the piano

Ji Xiaolan with Iron Teeth and Copper Teeth is a TV play I like very much. Composed of three old opera bones, Zhang Tie-Lin (as Gan Long), Wang Gang (as Xiao Shenyang) and Zhang Guoli (as Ji Xiaolan). The plot is humorous, which vividly explains the majesty of Gan Long, the smoothness of Shenyang and the wisdom of Xiaolan. It is both literary and artistic.

"Three gentlemen listen to the piano" is a fragment of "Ji Xiaolan with iron teeth and copper teeth", which tells the story of three people, Gan Long, Xiao Shenyang and Xiao Lan, listening to songs and guessing riddles in an inn. In this story, Ji Xiaolan succeeded in guessing the crossword puzzle, which also made Qianlong Xiao Shenyang admire him.

One night, when they were not at home, they used aliases, namely Huang San Ye, Xiao Shenyang, Er and Xiao Lan. They were aliases of Lao Ji or Mr. Ji, and came to an inn to stay. While chatting, they suddenly heard a woman singing a tune on the violin in the room. They are too busy to listen. As soon as they heard it, they became interested in the woman who played the violin and said in unison, Great. As a result, their voices were heard by the women in the room. Hurry up and say, who is eavesdropping outside? Tell me your name.

The three men hurried back, and the woman chased them out. She found three guest officers sitting under the stage, one long (dragon), one thin (Xiaolan) and one fat (and two). The woman asked them why they were eavesdropping, and the three reported their aliases. Later, they said that they were attracted by the woman's piano sound, which made them feel very admired. The woman said, "ok, I'll do a crossword puzzle." If one of you three can solve the crossword puzzle, you can listen to me play the violin and sing alone. Then he will be treated as a VIP now. The three of them quickly said, "Miss, please do the puzzle. The woman said to three men, let's play a crossword puzzle with Mr. San listening to the piano as the topic. Who will go first?

He Er said after listening, I'll go first. After some thinking, I understand. I said to San Ye and Lao Ji, I guessed it first, and then I said to the lady upstairs, this is too simple. Then he wrote a word "Nie" on the paper and said to the lady upstairs, Look, miss, is it a word "Nie"?

The young lady said quickly: Why is the word "Nie" and what is the reason?

He Ermang said: When three gentlemen listen to the piano, they naturally have to stick out three ears, so they are "Nie". After that, the two proudly said to the lady upstairs, I want you to play the piano for me alone tonight!

At this moment, the lady said, Sir, speak slowly. What you said may only have a little truth. What you said and thought is too straightforward. Sorry, you didn't guess. Then he said to Ye Sanhe and Lao Ji: What's your answer?

Huang San Ye, after all, read a lot of poetry books, thought for a while, then wrote a word "Yi" on the paper, and then said: riddles pay attention to understanding, so the word "I" is quite artistic.

The woman quickly said: What do you mean?

Huang San Ye said, "Fu" is composed of bows and ears. Bow follows the ear, bow is the string. Here, it is extended to Qin. Playing is naturally a stroke, and having strings and ears is naturally a fu.

He said to the second assistant, Third Master, it's Mr. San who listens to the piano, not mr. yi.

Third Master said to He Er: Good question. In the end, only one gentleman won, and the lady promised to play the piano only for the winner. Besides, no matter how many people appreciate the piano, no matter how many people, ten people, one hundred people, one thousand people, ten thousand people, there is only one bosom friend.

He and Lin Qiang quickly agreed: Third Master has a high level. No matter how many people listen to Qin, there is only one bosom friend in the end. The level of the third master can only be described by a wonderful word! Busy said to the lady upstairs, miss, this time must be accurate!

Miss quickly said that this gentleman has an unusual vision, unique insights and lofty realm.

The third master was overjoyed and said, Miss, you flatter me. So tonight, I'm going to listen to the piano, miss.

At this moment, the young lady said, Sir, speak slowly. There is a boundary, but it doesn't match the riddle after all.

The third master said: You don't say anything?

Miss said, that makes sense. I didn't guess the riddle correctly.

Then he said to Lao Ji: You can guess if there is a tobacco pouch (referring to Ji Xiaolan, known as Ji Da's tobacco pouch in history). If you can't guess, you three will lose something to my lady.

Ji Xiaolan was none other than a gifted scholar of the Qing Dynasty and a first-rate college student. While smoking a cigarette leisurely, he said to Mr. Two and Mr. Three, "You have finished guessing. Guess what word it is? " ?

He Erdao: I have three ears of "Nie" and three ears of "Yong", both of which are wrong.

Third Master said to Lao Ji: My word "Yi" is actually wrong. Can you guess what is better?

Lao Ji said: these two words are wrong!

Erdao: If I guess right, what do I want you to do?

As soon as Lao Ji patted his head, Mr. San listened to the piano. He got it, wrote the word "Ben" on the paper, and quickly said, this is the word!

When I saw him, I quickly said, you are even out of tune.

Lao Ji quickly asked: What's the matter?

And Erdao: Think about it, Third Master and I have written at least one ear, and you didn't take anything to listen to the piano in that ear? Well, we will lose something to others.

Lao Ji said quickly, don't worry, ask the young lady first. Is it an awkward word?

Miss unexpectedly said: Mr. Dacai, you guessed right.

Hearing that Lao Ji was right, he and his second aunt were puzzled and said, Lao Ji, you have been cheated (meaning that I can't even guess, you guessed right). You can't tell the truth Can't you be right?

Lao Ji said: Needless to say? There is a saying called "Play the lute to a cow". A lady plays the lute for three of us who don't know the rhyme. Isn't that casting pearls before swine? I guess where? I guess it's miss's mind.

In this way, Lao Ji got the treatment of playing the piano alone, which also made a smile on his face.

This is Lao Ji's unique opponent. When others do crossword puzzles, he guesses people's thoughts, which also makes Hull Yesanqin admire him. He deserves to be called Ji Xiaolan, the first gifted scholar in Qing Dynasty.