Sand sculpture and lovely circle of friends copywriting

Sand sculpture and lovely circle of friends (selected 68 sentences) 1. For boys, I value talent most. Looks are not important, just handsome. If someone hates me enough to pay someone to beat me, I want to tell you that if you give me the money, I will even beat myself as long as it is in place. 3.？ What did you say at the end? ? Can you try another doctor? I always feel that I can live. ? Sometimes drinking a little wine will always toss and turn in the cold moonlight. I don't understand why I came to earth in the first place. If I can choose my life, I'd rather keep it simple. A teacup, a hut, an acre of fertile land, and 100 million deposits. Simple, good. 6. I am a neat freak, and I can't tolerate other people's cockroaches coming to my house to grab something to eat with my little cockroach. 7. Long-distance love, the person who often goes to the other city may not love it more, but it may be that there are more delicious things in that city. 8. Black boys explain to their girlfriends why they are black: first, because I am not superficial, and second, because I am secretly protecting you. 9. Whenever my friends around me are unhappy, I will advise them to look further and let bygones be bygones. But they are always unwilling, urging me: pay back the money quickly! 10. The teacher asked: There is a kind of horse in the world, black and white. What kind of horse is it? Xiaoming: QR code! Teacher: Get out! 1 1. Give seats to beautiful mothers and little girls on the subway. Mother said: Daughter, thank uncle quickly. I said to the little girl, don't listen to your mother's nonsense. I'm still young. Come and call my father. 12. Fat people have only two ways out, either to make their figure better or to make their mentality better. 13. The speed of spending money after leaving my job suddenly made me understand that going to work is not to make money, but to attend classes without spending money. 14. Make-up. Before I was twenty-five, I relied on the collagen that came with the system. After the age of 30, I basically became a RMB player. 15. God gave me a broad face just to enlarge my beauty. 16. Every time I walk in the street, people are handing out leaflets. I'm really beautiful. 17. No matter what circles you mix, I mix dark circles. 18. If you don't fall in love with me, you will never reach the happy planet. 19. The secret of keeping beautiful used to be sleeping, but now it is retouching. I used to think that poverty and loneliness could not catch up with me as long as I tried to run forward. But who would have thought that the hairline couldn't catch up with me. 2 1. When I was a child, I saw my parents quarreling and often struggled. Should I get married when I grow up? It was not until I reached that age that I found out: I really think too much! 22. I am a good-natured person. If one day someone steps on my bottom line. What would that be like? Then I'll lower the bottom line again. 23. It's really beautiful to watch the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass in Korean dramas. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion 24. I am different from what they call hot tinfoil in love rat and big waves in love rat. My parents won't let me iron it. 25. I knew that years would smooth my edges and corners, but I didn't expect to rub them on the ground. 26. I have thought about the word "special efforts", and I have only achieved the first four. 27. What people are most afraid of is sudden expansion, which will make people lose their minds mentally and lose their collarbone, lumbar fossa, butterfly bone and pointed chin physically. 28. All the good-looking photos are mine, and all the bad ones are my failures. 29. I have always been a very self-disciplined person. Since we have said that we want to lose weight, we will definitely keep talking, keep talking! 30. My friend said that I have a double chin, which is caused by frequent brushing of my mobile phone. Since then, every time I brush my mobile phone, I always look up. Unexpectedly, a month later, I had a tattoo on my head. 3 1. In the past, the mail was very slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day. 32. Holding a hot rechargeable mobile phone and putting my life and death at risk is a rare heroic moment in my life. 33.？ Tie your hair, two laps are too loose and three laps are too tight? Take a shower, burn left and freeze to death right? 34. Q: How to comfort a fat man? Your life is complete. Although I am poor, I spend a lot of money. If you don't believe me, I will give you a try. 36. I am too fragile. I'm just a thin piece of seaweed. I can't stand the ups and downs of life. Please go easy on me. 37. Scientific research shows that for every 60 seconds you love me, you will be happy for one minute! As long as you love me for 60 minutes, you will be happy for an hour! 38. The night may not be as long as MUBI, but there must be a lot of delicious food I want to eat. It is said that girls weighing 90 kg are beautiful, so I eat 180 kg, which makes me twice as beautiful. 39. I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Do you have a boyfriend's recommendation? 40. I have four wishes: I get something for nothing, I don't learn skills, I love each other without injury, and I'm not fat! 4 1. I love to ignore pork last year, but I can't afford pork this year. 42. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love. 43. When I was a child, I looked forward to growing up. Who knows that the Taoist priest grows up and grows endlessly, and the elders gain weight, and there is a feeling that the brakes fail. 44. I have been taught to be polite since I was a child, so I like you and you have to like me. 45. When I met you, my old deer said to me, have a cigarette, you can try it. 46. I heard that everything is cheap on Double Twelve. You want to stay with me, I'll take it as a deal? 47. They all want you. Unlike me, I want your money as well as your people. 48. Actually, I just wait for myself to become fat enough and thin enough to surprise others. 49. I am shy. If you don't believe me, I'm embarrassed to show it to you. In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately next month, I have spent all my money in advance. I am clean and upright. 5 1. Sometimes I drink a little wine and always toss and turn in the cold moonlight. I don't understand. Why did I come to earth? 52. If my life is made into a movie, I have already thought of the name of the movie, which is called a poor life. 53. After you come, I will be the cat in your arms, the devil of one person and the Monkey King of one person. 54. Damn it! I'm hungry. I am honest, reliable, humorous, gentle, kind, fair and lovely. I can't eat! 55. Going home with my wife at night, suddenly three masked men jumped out of the roadside. Only one of you can go! ? I said:? Honey, run. ? Watching his wife disappear, the three men took off their masks: God, is it so difficult to find you to play mahjong now? 56. A girl like me can't hold down her beauty without a little weight? 57. I asked the Zen master: Jerry Lee and Fan Bingbing broke up. Can they still believe in love? The Zen master smiled and pointed to a bird in the sky. Just look at it. I looked up for a long time and mused: What the master means is that the meaning of love is to let it fly freely and not be bound? The master closed his eyes and said, No! I mean: it's none of your business if people break up! Salted radish is light trouble? 58. The most helpless thing is that you are often stupid enough to cry, but you can't beat yourself! 59. I was very naughty when I was a child. Once the teacher invited my parents, but I was afraid to tell them, so I went to ask my uncle for help. The teacher talked with my uncle for more than two hours, and then the teacher was obviously good to me at school, and then she became my aunt. 60. What's it like to fall in love with an immature man? I always feel that the gender is reversed. 6 1. There was a gas leak at home, and I suddenly remembered that the teacher said to calm myself in the face of danger, so I took several deep breaths and was poisoned by gas. 62. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over. 63. Endless work, lack of sleep, a wallet that is not fat, a mink that can't afford it, earned 200 million in half a lifetime, once lost memory and once remembered. 64. A company is laying off staff. The manager said to employee A: Unfortunately, you are going to be laid off. Employee A cried and said, Ah, I am old and young. What should I do in the future? The boss smiled and said, just right, you have more time to take care of them in the future? 65. Now, what qualifications does a man have to tell his sister to grow old together? I'm completely bald before I grow gray hair. 66. I used to think that poverty and loneliness could not catch up with me as long as I tried to run forward. But who would have thought that the hairline couldn't catch up with me. 67. If marriage is the grave of love, where is the annual wedding anniversary celebration? Grave sweeping? Yes 68. Don't panic when life is not smooth. Looking at my wallet and savings, I cried.