A Study on the Biography of Hanshu 326 Dong Fangshuo (1)

Dong Fangshuo (about 65438 BC+0665438 BC+0 BC ~ 93 BC) was born in Yuci County, Pingyuan County (now Huimin County, Binzhou City, Shandong Province). When Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty just succeeded to the throne, he recruited talented people such as Founder Xianwen and awarded official positions, so many people from all over the country wrote letters to talk about the gains and losses of state affairs, boasting and showing off in order to get thousands of official positions, informing them that their talents were unqualified, and then letting them go home.

When Dong Fangshuo first arrived at the imperial court, he wrote: "My father and mother died when I was a child, and I was raised by my brother and sister-in-law. I started studying at the age of thirteen, and I have mastered enough literature and history books in three years. Learn fencing at the age of fifteen; At the age of sixteen, he studied the Book of Songs and the Book of History and read 220,000 words. /kloc-at the age of 0/9, he studied the art of war of Sun and Wu, mastered array discussion, knew how to advance and retreat in war, and read 220,000 words. Minister Dong Fangshuo has read 440,000 words, and he often studies Lutz's remarks. Minister Dong Fangshuo: I am 22 years old and I am 9 feet 3 inches tall. My eyes are like pearls, my teeth are like shells, my courage is like Meng Ben, my agility is like Qing Ji, my honesty is like Bao Shu, and my faith is like a tail. A character like me should be the minister of the son of heaven. Dong Fangshuo, the minister, is so stupid that he will risk his life and bow down to your majesty. "

Dong Fangshuo wrote irreverent articles, boasting high talent, but Emperor Wu appreciated him very much and ordered him to wait for a letter at Chefu. The salary given is very meager, and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty never received it.

After a long time, Dong Fangshuo deceived a dwarf who was in charge of horses and said, "Your Majesty thinks you people are useless to the imperial court. Farming can't catch up with ordinary people, can't rule the people for the officials and the people, and can't attack the enemy from the army. You are really useless to the country. You eat and drink for nothing and waste clothes every day, so your majesty will kill you all. "

The dwarf was frightened and began to cry at once. Dong Fangshuo taught him: "As soon as your Majesty passes by, you must kowtow and confess."

Soon after, I heard that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was going to pass by, and the dwarf began to cry while kowtowing. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty asked strangely, "Why are you crying?" The dwarf replied, "Dong Fangshuo said your majesty would kill us all."

Knowing that Dong Fangshuo was full of tricks, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty summoned Dong Fangshuo and asked, "Why do you frighten dwarfs?" Dong Fangshuo replied, "I, Dong Fangshuo, have something to say while I am alive, and I will say it when I die. A short man is only over three feet tall, but his salary is a bag of corn, 240 yuan. Minister Dong Fangshuo, I am more than nine feet tall, and my salary is also a bag of corn, 240 yuan. Zhu Ru eats to death every day, but I starve to death in Dong Fangshuo. My suggestion can be used, and your majesty should be polite; If my suggestion doesn't work, fire me and don't let me eat millet in Chang 'an for nothing. "

After hearing this, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty laughed and ordered Dong Fangshuo to wait outside the Golden Horse Gate. Gradually, someone approached him.

Once, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty played a game of guessing the objects in the jar with some experts who were good at divination. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty placed an item in the palace bowl for these people to guess. As a result, no one can guess. Dong Fangshuo boasted, "I have studied the Book of Changes. Please let me guess. "

So he arranged yarrow into various divinatory symbols, and then said loudly, "I think this thing is called a horned dragon, a legless snake, and it is good at climbing the side wall with its pulsation and peristalsis." This thing is either a gecko or a lizard. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was surprised and said, "You really guessed it. "

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty immediately awarded Dong Fangshuo ten silks and brocade. Once again, he was asked to guess other projects. As a result, he was even guessed right, and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty gave him brocade and silk every time.

At this time, a celebrity named Guo Sheren in the palace was favored by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. He is very funny and often serves the Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty. Mr Guo said, "Dong Fangshuo is crazy. He just guessed it by luck and didn't know the real trick. I'm willing to let Dong Fangshuo do it again. If Dong Fangshuo is crazy, he will beat me with a hundred whips; If Dong Fangshuo can't guess, please give me brocade. "

Mr Guo tied a parasite to a tree with a cervical bottle, and let Dong Fangshuo guess. Dong Fangshuo said, "This is Lu's voice, Lu." Mrs. Guo said, "I knew Dong Fangshuo couldn't guess." Dong Fangshuo said: "The raw meat of this thing is preserved, and the dry meat is preserved; Parasitic on trees and flowerpots. "

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty immediately ordered someone to whip Mr. Guo Sheren, who could not help but cry out in pain. Dong Fangshuo smiled gloatingly: "Bah! Hairless mouth, hoarse voice, high voice. " Mrs. Guo said angrily, "Dong Fangshuo dares to slander and bully the squire of the son of heaven without authorization, and should kill the abandoned child according to the law."

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty asked Dong Fangshuo, "Why did you slander the Guo Sheren?" Dong Fangshuo replied, "I didn't dare to denigrate him. I just told a riddle." Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty asked, "What is in the riddle?" Dong Fangshuo replied: "A hairless mouth is a dog's mouth,' whoosh' means that big birds feed small birds, and' spray high' means that cranes bend over and peck." Mrs Guo refused, and then said, "I'd like to ask Dong Fangshuo another riddle. If he can't guess, he should also be whipped. "

Mrs. Guo immediately made up a riddle and said, "Let's make a pot swallow, old Bo Tu, Yi Youya, and a dog yi tooth. What does this mean? " Dong Fangshuo said: "Order is life, the pot is prosperity, and stupidity means that the teeth are not straight. It is always said that people are respected, cypress is a ghost's hell, and painting is a soaked road. What Yi You said is very vague. A dog's teeth are a fight between two dogs. "

The riddle just invented by Mr. Guo Sheren was guessed right, and was deceived by Kit Kat, so people around Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty were frightened. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty appointed Dong Fangshuo as a constant attendant, and he was very popular later.

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? Written on 202 1, 1 1, 1 1 (the seventh day of October in the ancient calendar)

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