Where is the punch line of Degang Guo's cross talk?

First of all, the first one is: the sky in Xuanwu District is clear. People in Tongzhou District like watching Fengtai shout loudly. I love you, Haidian. Brother Qian is going to say something. All right, suburban king. If you can't hear the punch line, I can't understand it. ...

Please pay attention to CCTV and Channel 2. He was CCTV when he read this, and then suddenly got a 2. You got it?

The third one can't remember which paragraph it is ~

No wonder the landlord is from the south. . Ya is the old Beijing dialect. As for the meaning, it is not convenient to make it clear.

The joke of the first one is that he doesn't touch every word. . Xuanwu District is sunny. Why do Tongzhou people like it so much? It's like. . The sky in the south is clear. Northerners like it very much. ...