Summer limited edition funny copy

1. I think I'm good at putting boys to sleep. Is there a 1 sentence? They said they were going to bed.

2. I feel that I have lost my memory. As soon as I entered the mall, I forgot the fact that I had no money.

Again, you can hit my sister, but you can't.

It's hot. I'm not single dog anymore. I'm a hot dog.

You can win back the game if you lose, but you can't compare with it if you don't scold.

6. Don't look at the way I am idle in my circle of friends every day. I am also idle when I am away.

7. I insist on zebra crossing not because I have many qualities, but because zebra crossing pays more.

8. "The other sisters don't know anything. You said he was simple and lovely. I don't know anything. You said I was from the village. "

9. There are many unexpected things in this world. For example, do you think I can give you an example?

10. In this world, the ocean is the widest, the sky is wider than the ocean, and the "examination range" is wider than the sky!

1 1. I went to the temple to draw lots and drew a fierce one, so I threw it away and drew again. Good luck. -fate is in your own hands.

12. others are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and I am good at it. I'll eat everything.

13. Don't think you are great just because you are beautiful. I love you.

14. Ugly children have to run as fast as they can, because if there is a double image, others can't see Zhang Chou's face clearly.

15. Someone asked me whether the game is important or the object is important. Isn't that nonsense? If you lose the game, you can start over. If you lose someone, you can continue to play games.

16. You see, everyone who doesn't eat has joined the women's group. Those who love food like me can only join the US Mission.

17. Like other princesses, knights come to see me with different foods every day. The only difference is that my knight has to pay the delivery fee.

18. I usually don't scold people who make me unhappy. First, I can't waste my limited life on boring people. Second, I really can't scold them.

19. I am a security guard. I love BearBiscuit, and my salary is only enough for breakfast. I'm unhappy all day after work. Love has nothing to do with me, I am a simple gatekeeper.

I didn't mean to brag. With my present achievements and the economic development trend of our family, to tell you the truth, I will sweep the streets of our family in the future.

2 1. I don't know if cows are awesome, but when people tell me that "the earth is still turning after you die", I think the earth is still persisting.

22. Learning Taekwondo is really useful. Last time I got into a fight, I jumped up and got a 360-degree turn. As a result, I kicked empty, twisted my waist and wronged him by 38 thousand.

23. In the big night, I can also see many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food on the street, and suddenly feel very inspirational. I have no reason not to eat when others are still eating so late.

24. I just played a game with my friend's hand and accidentally caught her hand. Then he took out his mobile phone and searched online. Single dog caught him. Do you need a rabies vaccine?