Brainstorm: How did the fish die?

The princess of a country likes eating fish very much. At the age of ten, she had eaten all the fish in the country, causing a fish shortage for a period of time. Later, the king had to import a lot of fish from neighboring countries rich in fish to calm the resentment of the people. The princess still eats a lot of fish every day, but later she is not satisfied: "It's all those fish, there are no novel varieties!" " "

Fortunately, this country is very rich, so the king imported new varieties from further afield, and the princess was happy again.

But when the princess was fifteen, she was tired of eating all the fish.

She lost her temper because she couldn't find any novel varieties anymore.

The king was at a loss.

The princess was sulking in the garden that day. Suddenly she heard a voice calling her name in the fountain, so she went to see it and found a very beautiful fish in the water that she had never seen before. The princess couldn't help but stare at the fish and smiled happily.

The fish stared at the princess affectionately.

"Ah, beautiful princess, please don't be confused by the illusion you see. In fact, I am a prince enchanted by an evil wizard. I've been waiting here for a hundred years, burning for a hundred years, and climbing with a smile for a hundred years, just to meet you in the ashes. Please kiss me. Your kiss will undo the wizard's magic and restore my human form. I will marry you, our children will inherit your kingdom, and we will live happily ever after ... "

The princess looked at the fish blankly and her beautiful big eyes blinked. Suddenly, she screamed and interrupted the fish's affectionate words.

"The cook! Cook, come here! ! Here is a novel fish! ! ! "

Running all the way, the cook, left without saying a word about catching fish. The fish dangled in the net and was put on the chopping block without knowing the situation. After waiting for a hundred years, it went to heaven in a daze.

2. Witches and crystal balls

Once upon a time, there was a witch who lived in a three-story attic in the Black Forest.

The witch has a faithful servant. This is a fish. Because the witch saved her life, the fish was grateful to the witch and volunteered to be her servant.

This fish is very good, except for one problem: it is too curious.

It suffered a lot because of this problem. Curiously touching the witch's broom, she was chased and beaten by the broom all day, and it was not until the witch came back that the dead fish was rescued from under the broom. Looking curiously through the black cloak in the witch's cupboard, I was caught in it and almost died; Strangely, I looked in the mirror in the witch's box, and as a result, all the scales were peeled off. ...

Witches often roll their eyes at the embarrassing appearance of fish. She always drags her voice and says, "Stupid fish-"

The witch is still a little girl, which makes it particularly interesting to talk like this.

The fish continued to rummage curiously and often survived.

The witch has a crystal ball. She put it in the left room on the third floor. Every time she closes the door and uses a crystal ball, the fish outside the door always hears a loud noise. It doesn't know what it is, so it's curious.

But the witch won't let the fish into that room. She said the crystal ball was very dangerous.

"I said it's dangerous here, do you still want to go in? I can't save you if you die in it. "

The witch rolled her eyes at the fish that became a curious baby again.

But the fish's curiosity can't be suppressed. So on this day, she went out by a witch and sneaked into the room with a stolen key.

There is nothing in it. The fish was in a daze in the middle of the room.

Suddenly a crystal lamp on the ceiling flashed, and the fish quickly looked up and saw a huge crystal ball hanging over its head.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-"The fish stared at the crystal ball with shining eyes and uttered a series of sighing with unknown meaning.

Then the crystal ball fell with lightning speed, smashing the sighing fish into fish paste.

The witch riding a broom to the attic only heard a loud bang on the third floor and could not help but roll her eyes.

"I can't save you this time! I told you the crystal ball was dangerous, and I also told you not to go into that room! Stupid fish-"

3. Fisherman and goldfish

Once upon a time, there was a stupid fisherman who didn't know how to cast a net or how to pick up the fish that jumped into the boat. He is so stupid that he hardly knows why he is a fisherman. Even the goldfish who helped him sighed, cursing his bad luck, being trapped on the beach and being saved by such a stupid fisherman, and why he was stupid enough to promise to teach him to fish, because he was grateful for saving his life.

"I let all the fish jump on your boat automatically, and you can't even pick it up. What do you want? " After numerous futile educations, the goldfish felt that she was about to collapse. "ah! What are you laughing at, that idiot? ! "

The fisherman smirked at the only goldfish harvested: "Well, braised or steamed, hehehehehe."

"Bah!" The goldfish spat in the fisherman's face. "Is that a fish? Can't you tell fish from wood? ! "

What an upside-down world. The goldfish cried plaintively to the sea. Why are there such stupid people in the world? Why? Why? Why, as a goldfish, you should give a fisherman a fishing lesson. Why does the fisherman keep a cat? This cat likes chasing goldfish. The saddest thing is, after crying, why do you have to go fishing and steam him in brown sauce?

While avoiding the cat's pursuit, the goldfish cooked the first10000th fish for the fisherman, and deeply felt its futility: "Collapse, he still can't fish!" "

Many years later, the fisherman lay in bed and died of old age. Before he died, he recalled the braised fish of the last meal: "It was delicious, hehehehehe."

Before the exhausted goldfish could cry to the sea, the cat screamed at it and squashed it directly. The cat smiled: "I haven't eaten goldfish for many years ~"

The soul of the goldfish floated from the top of the head to the sky. This pearly white shadow shouted to the sea, "There is an opportunity that has not run aground in front of me. Don't cherish until you lose it. If God can give me a second chance, I will say to it: Come back! If you must add a use period to this opportunity, I hope it is: 10,000 years! "

The cat thumped the rice basin: "Fish wings ~ I love to eat ~" The goldfish's soul was torn at once, and it was impossible to ascend to heaven.