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I went to the police station for the first time after my wife disappeared. The policeman said to me, calm down first. You can't take notes if you keep laughing like that.

I used to be poor, but I am happy. It's different now, not only poor, but also unhappy.

I'll tell you how to dress well. First of all, you should look good, then you should have a good figure, and the most important thing is that you should look good and have a good figure!

When I was a child, my grandmother often gave me a foreign coffee, but I didn't know it was Banlangen until I grew up.

If you like a girl, study hard, find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you will pay more money.

When I was six or five years old, my goal was Ferrari. When I was 20 years old, my goal was Audi A6. When I was 25 years old, my goal was Geely Panda. The goal now is to get on the bus, have a place to sit and listen to music.

In the past, my king didn't play well and my friends always scolded me. Then I practiced hard for a season, and now he finally scolded me.

Eight. Holding a courier feels like reuniting with a long-lost flesh and blood, but often after unpacking, the child looks like Lao Wang next door.

Someone asked me: You are so ugly, why is your girlfriend so beautiful? I told him: you don't understand, you just can't see my talent, such as driving a Ferrari with one hand.

10. "Why are freshmen in such a hurry to get rid of their orders?" Because they naively think that high school forbids puppy love and they have no girlfriends.

1 1. Finding someone to pay back the money is like a secret love. I always feel embarrassed to say it. When you get up the courage to say it, you may not even have friends!

After a year of hard work, I finally got the position of manager. I still remember the manager seriously saying to me, "You can take this broken chair and I'll get you a new one."

13. Holding a hot rechargeable mobile phone and putting my life and death at risk is a rare heroic moment in my life.

14. Learn to learn and you will find that God has closed the window of English, closed the door of mathematics, blocked the drain pipe of physics and blocked the sewer of chemistry for you.

15. My mother forced me to go on a blind date. After meeting, I found that the man and I turned out to be primary school classmates. Then the man said to his mother, this is the girl who beat me when I was a child, forced me to do my homework and robbed me of my meal money to buy snacks every day. ...

16. Don't panic when life is not smooth. Looking at my wallet and savings, I cried.

17. I don't quite understand. Some men leave their girlfriends at home in order to go out with their brothers. I won't do it anyway. For no reason, I am afraid that if I leave, she will find that she is better off without me.

18. When I first arrived at the company early in the morning, I saw the female supervisor angry, swearing and throwing things. Later, I heard from my colleague that I introduced a blind date to the female supervisor. The matchmaker told her that the man's family is very powerful and is engaged in iron ore business. Later, I learned that the other family collects scrap iron!

Nineteen. Some people like your face, some people like your voice, some people like your personality, some people like your life, but I am different. I don't like you.

When you feel that you are nothing but a waste, please remember to find a waste collector, sell yourself and change some money. 2 1. I asked my mother, "How much bride price are you going to ask the man for when I get married?" My mother said firmly, "No. I feel guilty enough about treating you like a scourge and marrying someone else. People will take you away and pay for it! " "

22. How fragile is my relationship with my boyfriend? As long as I take off my makeup, maybe he will never want to see me again in his life.

23. When one or two people say you are fat, you don't think so, but when more and more people say you are fat, you will know the seriousness of the matter, and there are more and more liars.

24. I heard that skipping breakfast is a chronic suicide. Staying up late at night is also a chronic suicide. Playing computer all the time is also a chronic suicide. They all committed suicide slowly. So I did nothing but commit suicide 365 days a year!