Humorous copywriting suitable for self-mockery

1. Staying up late is faster than going to bed. Yesterday, I found myself unwell and went to see a doctor. The doctor told me fiercely that if I stayed up for another two years, I could fly to the sky.

2. When I just ordered takeout, I suddenly remembered that I was 180 kg. I suddenly slapped myself and said that a girl of 90 kg is the most beautiful. How can I be twice as beautiful?

If you like me, tell me quickly. I will say I don't like you first, then I like you, in order to make you cry, and then I will laugh at you. To confess this, a man has to speak first.

4. Is there any way to make your ex never forget you? The only way is to break up with you.

People don't eat or drink when they are angry. When you are angry, you eat and drink. Please don't always get angry. It's almost bankrupt for me.

6. Just now, my husband sent me a message saying that we should divorce. I do not love you anymore. I was about to cry when he sent me another one in time. Sorry, it was sent to the wrong person. I immediately replied happily that it doesn't matter.

7. I have applied for a card in this gym for more than seven months. My stomach is getting bigger and my thighs are getting thicker, so I decided to go to the gym to see why.

8. I took photos with my beauty phone today. I thought I photographed the fairy. Just after I sent it to my circle of friends, someone left a message saying, where did you get a full face? Please introduce it quickly.

9. Ask me directly if you have anything in the future, instead of always asking me if I'm here, so that I can choose whether I'm here or not according to your choice.

1 If I don't reply to your message, just look at the last sentence you said to me in our chat record. This seems to be what people can say. I am ashamed of you. Can I reply to your loan?

1 1. I want to travel to Europe and Southeast Asia recently. Friends who have been there will want to ask how you earned all your money. It looks very simple.

12. I'm really a black sheep, a luxury car, a mansion, a beautiful woman. When I wake up, everything is gone, all because of this damn dream.

13. I am too difficult. I must be the most difficult function problem in my last life.

14. I want to go to the movies with my colleagues this weekend. Where are many handsome guys? It doesn't matter whether I go to the movies or not. The key is to find a boyfriend from them

15. I have just been confessed by a beautiful woman. Congratulations loudly. I just lived with a beautiful woman and had a baby early.

15. I met an old classmate in the street today. I didn't expect him to live worse than me now. I only put a coin in the beggar's bowl. I said everything was better than him, but I let two go.

17. I never meant to pester you. For the last time, treat me to hot pot again.

18. I checked the balance in Alipay, the balance in the bank card and the balance in WeChat. One thing is basically certain. I am a poor man.

19. Your family is really poor. I said I would go to your house later, but you said there was nothing I could do. I was wondering, how did you get home by yourself? If a person doesn't have a dream, what's the difference between it and carefree? In fact, there is a big difference. One is an active life, and the other is a negative life. 2 1. If I learn electric welding, can you weld me in my heart?

22. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, who do you choose to save? My choice is to save my current girlfriend first, and then we can save my ex-girlfriend together. At least be kind.

23. Seeing other girls eating, I followed suit. When I saw other girls buying it, I followed suit. When I saw other girls thin and beautiful, they all looked at me, poor and fat.

24. You touched my clothes, then shook your head in disappointment and said that you are not my girlfriend's material.

25. I went to the temple to get a visa, drew a fierce one, threw it away, and drew another one. Good luck. I told you, your destiny should be in your own hands.

26. I said that my salary has bought you meat. You don't believe me. I pointed to your whole body and said that I left these for you with milk tea.

27. In fact, the real rich are very low-key, and the appearance is invisible. Take me for example, although I often ride a broken bike to the streets, who would know that the lipstick on my mouth is Chanel's?

28. Nothing can beat me. Nothing can beat me. I didn't need them at all, so I went down by myself.

If you have a girl you like, send her a bottle of perfume. If she breaks up with you, it doesn't matter, at least she still smells like you. Take orders today: milk tea to drink, take-away food to eat, spare money to spend, and girlfriend to accompany.