A joke about the white rabbit (the animal with the most jokes in the world)

1. A bear is defecating in the Woods, and a rabbit comes. He asked the rabbit, "Is it shedding its hair?" The rabbit thought for a moment and said, "Don't lose hair!" " The bear took a drag on his cigarette and asked, "Have you lost your hair? The rabbit looked at the bear and said, "Don't lose your hair! "The bear looked at the rabbit suspiciously and asked," Are you sure you don't lose your hair? "The rabbit shouted impatiently," If you don't lose your hair, you won't lose it! ! ! After saying his words, the bear grabbed the rabbit and said, "sorry, I forgot my paper." "

The giraffe said, "Little Rabbit, I hope you know how good it is to have a long neck. No matter what is delicious, I will slowly pass through my long neck when I eat it. That kind of delicious food can be enjoyed for a long time. " The little white rabbit looked at him without expression. "Also, in summer, cold water slowly flows through my long neck, which is delicious. What a long neck! White rabbit, can you imagine? " The white rabbit said slowly, "Have you ever vomited?"

3. One day, a kangaroo was driving along a country road, and suddenly he saw a little white rabbit lying on the ground with his ears and body almost completely, as if listening to something ... So ... the kangaroo stopped the car and asked curiously, "Little white rabbit, what are you listening to?" "A big truck passed by here half an hour ago ..." "Wow, it's amazing! .. how do you know? .. ""He is so fucking! This is how my neck and legs are broken. "

The ant was walking in the forest and suddenly met an elephant. The ant burrowed into the soil and stretched out a leg. The little white rabbit was curious and asked, What are you doing? The ant whispered to it: shh ... don't make any noise, watch me trip. ...

One day, the rabbit was writing in front of a cave, and a wolf came up and asked, "Rabbit, what are you writing?" The rabbit replied, "I'm writing a paper." The wolf asked again, "What topic?" The rabbit replied, "I'm writing about how rabbits eat wolves." The wolf laughed and said he didn't believe it. The rabbit said, "Come with me." Then he took it into the cave and the rabbit continued to write in front of the cave. Then another fox came over and asked, "Rabbit, what are you writing?" The rabbit replied, "I'm writing a paper." The fox asked, "What topic?" The rabbit replied, "How does the rabbit eat the fox?" The fox laughed after hearing this, expressing disbelief. The rabbit said, "Come with me." Then he took it into the cave. After a while, the rabbit went out of the cave alone and continued to write his paper. At this time, in the cave, a lion was sitting on a pile of bones and picking his teeth, while reading the rabbit's paper: the ability of an animal is not determined by its strength, but by who is the boss behind it.