Weibo's funny copywriting.

1. Li Hua, the only high school student who doesn't know English but loves to make countless foreign friends.

2. A house with a living room is not a humble abode. Have you ever seen snails invite other mollusks in for a cup of tea?

3. Q: What is the saddest love story you have ever seen? A: My face was reflected when the screen was completely black.

You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world. Dry your tears. Tomorrow morning, we will all go to work.

Since I have the beauty function, I don't trust the photos sent by female netizens anymore. Don't ask me what I went through.

We are all adults, and no matter how humble we are, nothing will change. For love, you should do as little as possible.

Seven. "You just fucked my date." "Now you want to fuck my girl!" , "do you think you have a car is great? ! ""Brother, shall we play chess well? "

Stay with me, at least I have more than others.

Ten Jin of meat loves you.

Q: How can I make myself miserable? Answer: put "my monthly salary"

I take 5000 yuan as a token every month.

Sell your life for 5000 yuan. "

With Tenuto, I saw two twin brothers fighting at school, and then they were pulled away by classmates. But the two were still unconvinced and continued to scold each other. One of them scolded the other: "Look at you!" Then the whole room was quiet.

I don't like talking to you because the dog bit me and I won't talk back. But if the dog bites every day, I will kill it.

12. Life is not only now, but also a house that you can't afford and a salary that you can't afford to support your family.

Thirteen. When I first used QQ, I didn't quite understand it. In a chat, a netizen asked me, "How to upgrade QQ software?" I don't know how to pretend to understand. I replied, "you uninstall this old one first, and then I'll tell you how to do it!" " "So, after half a minute, the netizen's head turned gray. Since then, this person has disappeared …

14. I suspect my brother is gay. At home, he always peeks at my ass and my eggs. Even if my skirt is a little short, you can't do it.

15. Lickitung really needs to stop singing. Just now, I heard a man sing, "Zhuo, come with me and walk slowly."

Sixteen years old. That day, my girlfriend and I walked hand in hand by the river. Suddenly, she stopped, raised her head slightly, closed her eyes and gently moved her nose. As soon as I saw it, let me kiss her, and I quickly put my face together. Then my girlfriend sneezed in my face.

17. I always can't find a girlfriend. Am I asking too much? Don't be silly, others demand too much.

18. Yesterday, a big truck pulled a load of goods on the road ... 0. All the cars are your cousins! I paused and answered, it's not a pig!