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British eating habits are also very simple, pay attention to nutrition. Breakfast is usually porridge, milk or a glass of red juice, buttered toast, fried bacon or sausage and eggs. At noon, children have lunch at school, and adults buy a sandwich and a cup of coffee near their work place for lunch, and then send it away. Only at the weekend, the British will have a rich table. Usually the main course is meat, such as roast chicken, roast beef, fish and so on. All kinds of vegetables, such as cabbage, fresh peas, potatoes, carrots and so on. Vegetables are generally not processed, put on trays and poured with ready-made sauce bought from supermarkets, and will be eaten. There is always a digestible dessert after the main course, such as cooking fruit, fruit pudding, cheese, ice cream and so on.

British people generally prefer cooking methods such as soy sauce and vinegar, barbecue, frying and frying. The cooking methods of meat, seafood and game are unique; However, they have a special preference for the types of beef, such as roast beef, which is not only accompanied by seasonal vegetables and baked potatoes, but also with some mustard sauce on the steak; Preference for butter and liquor in the use of seasonings; Add fresh flavor seasoning such as nutmeg and cinnamon when seasoning.

The famous British cuisines include beef kidney (steak and kidney pie), fish steak (English fried fish slices), royal butter chicken (chicken king) and so on. British people like hunting only once a year. During hunting, hotels or restaurants will offer many game meals, such as deer (venison), rabbits (rabbits), pheasants (pheasants) and so on. Generally, some gin or berries and wine are used when cooking game, which is to remove the mutton flavor of the food itself.

Breakfast is very important to British people. There are many kinds of meals in British restaurants, including juice, fruit, eggs, meat, cereal, bread, jam and coffee. Nowadays, the popular HIGH TEA is mass from England, which is famous for its Victoria-style, and its content can be said to be all-encompassing, including various snacks, muffins, TARTE and sandwiches. Dinner is also the most important part of British people's daily life. They usually choose dinner very late, and they all eat it in order to enhance the friendship between dinners. As you can imagine, they belong to a very autonomous nation, and a dinner may take them several hours.

English jokes

1. Wife, look. According to the statistics in the newspaper, 80% people who died of liver cancer have drunk alcoholic beverages.

The husband is fine. According to my investigation, all people eat.

Mom, why are you jumping up and down?

Tom: I just took some medicine, but I forgot to shake the bottle.

One night, I drove my husband's car to the shopping center.

When I came back, I noticed that his car was covered with dust, so I cleaned it up. When I finally entered the house, I called out. The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.

My husband looked up and said, "Is mom here?"