Funny quotations from routines

Your mother must have been full of anxiety, absent-minded and so sloppy when she gave birth to you. The following are the classic funny quotations about routines that I collected for you. Welcome to reading.

Funny quotations about routines-1 A moment that should last forever, but the situation was complicated.

I won't show you my sadness, I'm afraid you can't help laughing.

3. There is an attitude called sentimentality and righteousness, and there is a state called nothing.

4. Why do you want to insert advertisements in the middle of the program? Because both the host and the guest have to go to the bathroom.

Judging from your appearance, you can play a horror movie without makeup.

6. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

7. You are great. Why don't you hang your photo in Tiananmen Square?

8. Plant you in a flowerpot and let you know what vegetables are!

9. I can put your words in the oil pan and squeeze out the oil!

10. What a terrible fool an educated fool is!

1 1. I don't even believe in punctuation.

12. Who has such strong feelings for me ... for RMB?

13. Your mother must have been full of anxiety, absent-minded and so sloppy when she gave birth to you.

14. Don't always look depressed with constipation!

15. What is crazier than love is lovelorn.

16. Obviously, he is the son of township cadres, and he is a rich second generation in cities.

17. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

18. Think about it, kindergartens are still very easy to mix.

19. The dream didn't come true because it was not realistic enough.

20. If my life is a movie, you are the pop-up advertisement.

Funny quotations about routines 2 1. Don't write about your love all day, I don't have so much time to pay attention to you, and the love I want is not just talk!

Thank you for letting go of the chain when I need you.

Although I watch plays, chat and play games in Weibo all day, I sleep hard the rest of the time!

4.？ Four words to describe the separation of wife and children?

5. once you like someone, your IQ will basically fail.

6. Love is a gamble. If you win, you will spend the rest of your life together. If you lose, you lose everything. Those who are closer than friends are all familiar strangers.

Please don't feel how unforgettable you are. The smile is real, not that I am trying to be brave.

8. Spring breeze loves a hundred miles, and thousands of peach blossoms are not as good as you.

9. Those who keep saying that they are good for you are not. Remember one sentence, don't be simple!

10. You are my distant future and my unforgettable present.

1 1. read-only, the moment we meet, I will travel through time and space for you. Stop complaining, this stubborn look, in a flash, things have changed.

12. No matter who fails. Stick to it, whoever sticks to it. You use silence to avoid me, then I will help you without contacting.

13. Don't get what you can't get. It's good to die alone.

14. It's normal to care about other people's opinions, but you have to understand that not everyone is human.

15. I always look down on things that are too cheap.

16. Youth is a heavy rain. Even if you have a cold, I hope to take another bath later.

17. Bajie, I'm fighting with the goddess Chang 'e, and I'll see you in Gaolaozhuang later.

18. Beethoven told us that the more you recite, the more you score. so this is it？ How many points do you recite? Law.

19. The boy took his girlfriend for a walk and passed by the restaurant. Girlfriend exclaimed? It smells good! ? The boy in the bag said he was a gentleman? If you like, we can walk in front of the restaurant again. ?

20. I can assure you that the deepest and longest gaze in your life has been given to your mobile phone. I don't know what it's like to have thin legs, thin waist, thin hands and thin neck when I grow so big.

2 1. Non-mainstream people either bow their heads or cover their mouths. Can you change anything?

22. People who care don't understand, and those who do don't care.

23. Our love has turned to dust before it solidified.

Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love.

25. The way lies in people walking, and everything depends on people; High-profile work, low-key life.

26. A despicable friend is more terrible than an honest enemy.

27. Find friends, boyfriends, kiss and hold hands, get married and have children.

28. True love is not afraid of the test of distance, and believes in the top.

29. I can choose to give up, but I can't.

30. The person you like doesn't like you. Even if people all over the world like you, you will be lonely.

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