Who can provide some intellectual problems for my employees? I know the answer, but it is not easy for employees to find it online.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

Answer: The new dog is still very excited to see you a year later.

Bobo accidentally swallowed 1 yuan, and Boba turned him upside down, but spit out 10 yuan. What should Bo Dad do at this moment?

Answer: continue to feed him one yuan.

Which number is the most industrious? Which number is laziest?

A: Whatever you want.

A bear without a tail is a tail bear. What kind of bear is a bear without penis?

Answer: Mama Bear.

What is the smallest island in the world?

Answer: Safe Island

What cloth can be cut continuously?

Answer: Waterfalls.

September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so what's the date of June 28th of 10?

Answer: Confucius full moon

The wolf is coming (guess fruit)?

Answer: carambola (sheep escape)

What would the world be like if Chiang Kai-shek were still alive?

Answer: One more person. ...

There are carp (four-word idiom) under these two pieces of ice?

Answer: Be polite (there are carp in the ice).

Why does tofu hurt people?

Answer: Because it is frozen tofu.

Is it possible that an ant climbed from Sichuan to Tokyo?

Answer: climb on the map

A bus had an accident and everyone was injured. Why is Xiaoming okay?

A: Because he is not in the car.

There is a place where you can go in and out. What is this place?

Answer: the grave

Chickens and geese compete in the 100 meter race. Chickens run faster than geese, but why do they arrive at the finish line late?

Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction.

A ball and an iron ball fell from the tall building. Who landed first?

Answer: iron ball

The bell in the east rang, but there was no one in the classroom. What happened?

Answer: physical education class.

Why can Xiao Ming stop the car with one hand?

Answer: The car is a taxi.

Who is busy working all day?

Answer: a ballet dancer.

Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her math as one of the best. Why?

Answer: Count from one to two.

What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World?

Answer: Take the other foot.

Who keeps eating, but never gets enough?

Answer: air.

What method can make eyebrows grow under the eyes?

Answer: handstand

What is the thing that makes everyone forget before going to bed?

Answer: Close your eyes.

Some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia. Why?

Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wear eyes?

There is an old man who lives on the twelfth floor. Why does he never take the elevator?

Answer: Because he lives on the first floor.

What animal did you hit and shed your own blood?

Answer: mosquitoes

What can be added or subtracted?

Answer: age

Xiao Yang's homework has always been the first in the class. Why did he fall to the third place this time?

Answer: Because two people scored higher than him.

What kind of mountains and seas can be moved?

Answer: A sea of people.

What books do normal people not read?

Answer: blind books

What has no tongue in its mouth?

Answer: teapot mouth

What kind of official doesn't give orders, but always smiles at others?

Answer: Xin Langguan

A policeman ran away when he saw the thief. Why?

Answer: I want to catch the thief quickly.

Xiaoming eats gum every day, but others still say he has bad breath. Why?

A: He swears every day.

Why can frogs jump higher than trees?

Answer: Because he stood on the tree and jumped.

Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Type an idiom.

A: The reason is clear.

Q: Why are pears the hottest fruit?

A: Pears (ions) are hot.

Q: Who is the most compassionate cartoon character in the world?

A: Robot cat

Why: Because he always reaches out his round hand to people!

Q: Who is the darkest cartoon character in the world?

A: It's still a robot cat

Why: Because he can't see his fingers.

A wolf came to the North Pole, accidentally fell into the sea of ice, and what became after being fished out?

A: Betel nut

Q: What kind of chicken runs fast in the world? What chicken is slow?

Kfc fried chicken (fast) Nicole Kidman (slow)

Q: What do African cannibals eat?

A: people!

Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?

A: Eat vegetables! ~~

Q: What animal is the owner?

A: Pigs, because pigs (pearls) are experts.

Q: What animal sticks to the wall most easily?

A: Sea (newspaper) leopard

Q: What happens when a fat man falls from 12 floor?

fat person

Q: Who will help you eat when you are full?

A: Feilong, because Feilong is added in units of (days).

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and then died. How did he die?

A: He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee in the desert.

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it was still suffocated. Why?

A: There is a sign on the dotted pole, which says "No peeing here".

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing stuck to it, but it was stuffy. Why?

A: Many puppies are waiting in line.

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There is nothing posted on it, and there is a queue. The result is still suffocating. Why?

A: Because there are two beautiful dogs MM behind him, he is very embarrassed.

A triangular tree was sent to the North Pole for planting ... when it grew up! That tree is called ...?

Trigonometric function (cold tree) ..............

Q: Boss, isn't this called beef noodles? Why is there no beef? !

They call it the old woman's cake. Why not get a wife if you buy it? !

Q: A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra. What is a black and white red horse?

A: It's a shy zebra, hehe.

Q: One day, there was a match stick, and its head was itchy. I grabbed it and it burned. Then he was taken to the hospital, and after coming out of the emergency room, guess what it became.

A: Cotton swabs, because there is a bandage on your head.

Q: Why do silkworm babies have money?

A: Because ... silkworms can cocoon (frugal).

Who will be eliminated from the game, the wolf, the tiger or the lion?

A: Wolves, because: Momotaro (eliminated wolves)

Q: What is God's vehicle?

A:-Magic (riding) baby

Q: Chocolate and tomatoes fought, and chocolate won. (Name a food)

Answer: Chocolate bar.

Q Chocolate fights with eggs, and chocolate wins again. (Name the food again)

The answer is: chocolate bar.

Q chocolate fights with tomatoes and eggs at the same time, and chocolate wins again. (Name a food again)

A: Tomato and egg noodles:

Q chocolate and eggs fight again, and chocolate wins again. (Name the food again)

An egg crisp (lost)

Q One finger is called one, two fingers are called two, and so on, and four fingers are called four. What are the English names of the four fingers that bend upward?

A: WONDERFFUL (bend four)

Why are dogs getting smaller and smaller?

One answer: because the dog is getting farther and farther away.

Q. A spider walked through a pile of shit. How many feet does he walk on?

Not walking with eight feet ... but with six feet, because it blocks its nose with two feet to cover up the smell ~

Q: Xiao Bai, Huang Xiao and Xiao Lan take a long-distance bus. Who gets carsick?

Answer: Xiaobai, because Xiaobai will vomit (white rabbit).

Ask Xiao Bai+Xiao Bai =?

White rabbit:

Q: What is the surname of Qu Yuan's wife?

A surname is Chen, because (Chen) is A surname.

Q: What line do monkeys hate most?

A parallel line, because there is no intersection (banana)

Q which historical figures are the flattest?

A Su Wu-Muyang Beihai, Su Wu (kicked by the sea)

Q: A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who won?

A: Rabbit ~ ~

Q: Wrong ~! It's a turtle. As mentioned earlier, it's a fast turtle. Run fast ~ ~

Q: The rabbit doesn't want to compete with a turtle wearing sunglasses. Who will win this time?

A: Mm-hmm. Tuziba

Q: Wrong ~ ~! The tortoise took off her sunglasses, too! It's the fastest turtle again.

Question: Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest?

Answer: Molly.

Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

Question: What line do orangutans hate most?

Answer: parallel lines.

Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser.

Cause: Eraser (rubber difference).

Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

Question: What is the pencil's surname?

A: Xiao.

Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.

Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream.

Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

Question: Which historical figure should be beaten the most?

Answer: Su Wu.

Reason: Su Wu was herding sheep by the North Sea (being beaten by the sea).

Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard.

Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.

Question: How to make the sparrow quiet?

Answer: Click.

Reason: Silence (silence).

Question: Who runs fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao

Reason: Speak of the devil.

Q: Who is Amy's mother?

Answer: flowers

Reason: peanuts

Q: Who is Amy's father?

Answer: butterflies.

Reason: Recently in love.

Question: Who is Amy's grandmother?

Answer: wonderful pen

Reason: Wonderful pen makes flowers.

Question: What is white plus white?

Answer: equal to the white rabbit.

Reason: Xiaobai ·TUO

Is it enough?