Who knows the couplets of constellations

Watch the full moon. Step on two boats.

Hey, hey, hey! ! Gemini students! What are you thinking about? ! ! #￥@%@%￥%@。 . . .

Le Signe du Lion

The teacher asked, "That's very kind of you. What do you mean?

Answer: You really have balls.

Kind really means "kindness". But-tell it to the lion king.

It is verve, even if you condescend to admit that others are strong. @@

virgo

Q: In the next sentence "Xiao He just showed his sharp horns", someone answered "An almond came out of the wall", but it was just right. -Virgo Pride ing: You see how perfect I am! :)

libra

Chinese exam, word interpretation. Explain the word "death". My teacher was furious when I answered "death" (I wanted to write "death") ...

-Libra babies are sometimes really careless and will unconsciously write down their thoughts: P

Scorpius

In the ancient prose exam, the first sentence is: "No one has died since ancient times", and the next sentence is correct: "Don't forget to tell your family to sacrifice. Scorpio: I promise I will never fill this in wrong. Of course, it will be a sacrifice after death, but what will his afterlife be like? -_-

Capricorn. Compare CAPRICORN

In elementary school, a classmate recited poems, and the first three sentences were called hard work. The last sentence: "A line of egrets goes to the Western Heaven"-the whole class is dizzy! -Capricorn: Huh? What are you laughing at? I recited it carefully, and the last sentence was the most fluent: D.

Aquarius constellation

In high school, I also filled in poems and sentences. The first sentence is: relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other (the next sentence seems to be a piece of ice heart in a jade pot, I can't remember it clearly, experts pointed out). One of my classmates filled in "Tell me I'm in Yueyang Tower." Aquarius: Well, I didn't mean to lie. It's just that too many friends asked me out to play, so I had to hide first! ^

fishes

A Chinese exam in high school is also to fill in the following sentence:

Mayflies shake trees, (), which seems to be ridiculous. One of my classmates filled in: Don't move. Hehe, it conforms to the facts. -Pisces students are still daydreaming: Mayflies shake trees? Then how did it move? :|