Funny copywriting kills people

1. Don't speak ill of your friend in front of me, or I can't help talking to you from 1

I want to buy a car recently. My dad took me to all the luxury car 4S stores in the city. I am very touched. Well, it is better to be a family. After leaving the store, my dad turned to me and said, "Look, these cars are not allowed to hit in the future!" "

People's minds will change: they used to want to get rich, but now they are more practical and just want to get rid of poverty.

It's time to go for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

Rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, and the quality is not good. Why don't they look around?

6. I comfort myself every time I finish the exam. It's okay. Participation is very important.

7. You only look thin when I am fat, lest I look ugly when I am thin.

8. When girls go to worship Buddha, they must remember: no makeup! If it succeeds, the Bodhisattva will protect you, and I'm afraid she won't find you!

Violence can't solve anything. Why don't we sit down calmly and praise me for an hour, and we'll make up.

10. The head teacher scolded us yesterday and said that everyone in our class was ugly. Then she said today, what kind of teachers have what kind of students.

1 1. If you can only choose one person and your favorite food, how do you choose to eat it? Eating food: eating people you like.

12. I am a very emotional person. When my feelings are lost, I find that I am a very heavy person!

13. Actually, when I was a child, I was thin and not fat at all, but later, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.

14. When men comfort men, they often say that they are miserable. When women comfort women, they often say that another woman is worse.

15. Some people test strength, others test eyesight, and I test imagination.

16. The alarm clock is the third place among all sleeping goods and bedding, so I have to keep it the same.

17. Don't say you're single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.

18. Whenever someone asks me, "Why are you shopping alone?" I just want to say: I am afraid of scaring you when I go shopping alone!

19. Please remember one sentence: you must eat breakfast! Of course, it is not because you are unhealthy, but because it is the cheapest meal of your day!

20. Flowers are inserted in cow dung because cow dung is very nutritious.

2 1. Why do children cry when they are born? God replied: so many brothers died, only he was left. Can you not be sad?

22. If you lower the ideal standard of choosing a spouse a little, you will find that those boys who are a little worse than the ideal type are not interested in you either.

23. The so-called derailment means playing with your lover and playing with the lover who is tired of playing with others.

24. How fragile is my relationship with my boyfriend? As long as I take off my makeup, maybe he will never want to see me again in his life.