The 30 Most Popular Funny Copywritings on WeChat

It only takes two steps to make a girl crazy: first, take a picture of her. sequence

Step two, don't let her see the photos.

For those men who say "beauty is not important", this sentence is actually: beauty. Not important, but important.

3. White standard: idiot, money worship, love of beauty, I have done it.

4. People don't eat when they are angry. When I am angry, I eat two bowls of rice.

5. There is no road in the world. If there are more people walking, there will be a toll booth.

6. Being in a daze, well done, is called deep. Bad work ... easy to fall asleep.

Seven. There are two ways to avoid being trampled by others. One is forced reform.

The second is to become an item.

8. One, two, one, two thin. A catty, a catty of fat, what makes me embarrassed!

9. When you gain weight, don't rush your waist, but rush your chest.

10. In the eyes of parents, playing computer for an hour will make them blind while watching.

Reading for 24 hours is not blind.

1 1. There is an unsolved mystery in the world called: When you lose weight seriously, the meal will never stop.

Take out the mirror when you are in a bad mood. Experts say that people will feel better if they see more beautiful things.

Thirteen. If today's girl walks in the ancient street and is dragged back by the emperor to wait on the bedroom and wash her face at night, will she be convicted of cheating the monarch or something?

14. When a girl says she wants to lose weight, don't believe it, especially eating. Because when she said this, she might have just eaten.

15. A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, and all you can come up with is a fart.

Sixteen years old. Playing well is a small age, playing badly is a biography; Buddies get along well, but they get along badly with the beach.

17. Mom said that if chopsticks are held high, the marriage will be far away. Then I'm not going to marry abroad!

18. Realistic love always waits for a person to cross the mountains for himself at first, and then leaves with the person who takes the cable car in a short time.

19. More lonely than single eating hot pot is that single people have no money to eat hot pot.

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Being single with Tenuto is not boring, but being single without money is boring.

Twenty one. The goddess is behind him. He tried to smile back, but he laughed out of his nose.

Twenty-two For bachelors, Valentine's Day is like a period. It hurts once.

23. It is said that marriage is the grave of love. So, isn't the anniversary celebration a grave-sweeping?

Try to make friends with your classmates and you will save a lot of money in the future.

25. My boyfriend is definitely a road idiot and hasn't found me yet.

26. If you feel sick and retching when brushing your teeth, don't brush your teeth in front of the mirror.

Twenty-seven When you find that there are many friends around you, it means that you have nothing to use.

28. The most poisonous sentence I have ever heard: My eyes are bigger than your breasts!

Twenty-nine You give your personality to the constellation, your efforts to the chicken soup, your luck to koi fish, and then say to yourself, "I've heard a lot of truth, but I still can't live this life." That's true. Only a good life can make a ghost.

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10. At home, I kept surfing the Internet when I had a fever, and sneezing at school thought it was terminal cancer.