Flip a coin: head to the internet, tail to sleep, stand up and do your homework.

1. Flip a coin: surf the Internet heads, sleep tails, stand up and do your homework.

2. When you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake coke, pound rice jars, break off Dove, pinch instant noodles, and tie condoms.

That's it, if you don't talk to me, I'm a dog.

4. While waiting for the bus today, I heard an old man say less: Run, the No.8 bus is coming.

The three saddest words in the world are: I'm hungry. The four most painful words are: I'm hungry again. Best of all, your good friend said, I'm hungry, too.

I fell in love with you that day, not because you were so good, but because the sunshine was just right and I was full.

7. Ten Outstanding People in China 1. Other people's children; 2。 Someone else's father; 3。 Other people's mothers; 4。 Other people's husbands; 5。 Other people's wives; 6。 Other people's father-in-law; 7。 Other people's mother-in-law; 8。 Other people's companies; 9。 Leaders of other people's homes; 10。 Other people's employees.

8. Sichuan is like Oreo. Earthquakes twist first, mudslides lick again, and floods soak again.

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10. This year, fall in love after 00; Divorce after 90; Not since the' 80s!

1 1. What if one day you become a vegetable and never wake up? Why should I wake up? I have flowers to bloom.

12. If it is wrong to be handsome, I would rather make the same mistake again.

13. When I got up early in the morning, my girlfriend looked at me contemptuously: Did you dream last night? Me: Eh, I seem to dream of a fight. Girlfriend: Did you dream of fighting the Japanese? Me: Oh, yes, it seems so. How did you know? I seem to have killed some japs in my dream. Girlfriend: Kill my ass! You screamed in my ear all night! Me: lying in the trough

14. My future husband, don't raise a wife for others. Your future wife is still waiting for you.

15. Don't smile at me like a pirated Mona Lisa. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

16. Fortunately, I am thin and can count my ribs when I am lonely.

17. Summarize the completion of personal goals last year: 1, buy a house of 260 square meters (completed) 2, change a Land Rover Aurora (completed) 3, open a coffee shop (completed) 4, have two trips (completed) 5, and the stock market has 150%.

18. People who are more handsome than me will die tomorrow. Is there a man in the world besides you?

19. I really envy having such a good deskmate at the same table.

20. Falling in love with someone is as simple as shit, and forgetting someone is as difficult as eating shit.

2 1. Copying homework is not called copying homework, Chinese is reference, mathematics is analogy, geography is migration, biology is transcription, physics is reference system, and historically it is called cultural unity.

22. When love comes to an end, farting is the reason for breaking up.

23. There are only two ideas in math class: 1. What the fuck is this? 2。 What the fuck is this?

24. If my life is a movie, then you are a pop-up advertisement.

25. There are vampires in American high schools, long legs in Korean high schools and broken legs in China high school homework.

I never tidy my room, because I am a beautiful woman in a messy room.

27. I lost my mobile phone, and my parents and brothers had a serious meeting: they unanimously decided not to buy it for me! ! I said I was sad. Later, my dad came to me and said, I'll buy you another one secretly. Don't tell your mother or brother. Be careful in the future! I'm in a good mood ~ then my mother told me in the evening: how much is your original mobile phone? I will give you money when you go back to school. Buy one yourself. Don't let your father and you know, or you will say that I spoil you! ! Hey, hey, hey, hey ~ ~ Finally, my brother said to me: I will give you money to buy a good one first, and then buy a good one when I get paid! ! ! What meeting are you having?

Mosquitoes are gods. If you don't buy some mosquito-repellent incense to burn, it will keep biting you.

29. A sister invited me to the movies yesterday. Did you go there? No, why did you go to her house to see a movie? This is insincere.

30. Men who change women more frequently than sanitary napkins will have your dysmenorrhea sooner or later.

3 1. Please tell me what you lose most often? face

Change if you don't like it. If you can't change it, get used to it

First, I gradually realized that caring too much about others often hurts myself; Slowly, I realized that with the passage of time, fewer and fewer people will be kind to themselves; Slowly, I understand that many things can be met but not sought, and many things can only be owned once; You gradually realize that being sincere to a person may not be rewarded, and people who are ignored by you may often value you the most; Slowly, I realized that the reality is so helpless; I gradually realized that I had grown up.

Second, if you don't like it, then change it. If you can't change it, then adapt. If you can't adapt, you have to avoid it. If you can't even avoid it, you have to let go. Generally speaking, capable people will choose to change, lazy people will choose to adapt, cowardly people will choose to escape, and brave people will choose to let go.

We came to this world so hard, not because of the bad things we see every day. We were born crying enough, and no one can go back alive, so don't spend all your time depressed, believing, being lonely, loving, hating, wasting, dreaming and regretting. You have to believe that tomorrow is impossible.

Fourth, the path of thinking is lonely. Those who are determined to grope their way forward on the road must first endure loneliness. All your doubts and expectations about life are generated when loneliness collapses. Loneliness is a huge thinking space. In this space, you are talking to yourself. Only when you really beat yourself is the greatest moment.

We are all like clockwork machines. We are exhausted every day, but we often ignore our inner feelings: are we happy? Are you happy? Are you tired? Is it worth it? In order to seek happiness, we ran all the way and finally found that we had lost the direction of happiness. Walk slowly, sit down by yourself, and settle down to do what you really like. This is the real life. If the heart is restless, happiness will not come; Without harmony, life will not be fresh.

Sixth, what makes you most tired is often not the distance of the road, but the depression in your heart; The most decadent thing is often not the bumpy future, but the loss of self-confidence; The most painful thing is often not the misfortune of life, but the disillusionment of one's own hopes; The most desperate thing is often not the blow of setbacks, but the death of one's own heart; So look down on everything, relax a little, and everything will get better gradually.

Seven, there are too many passers-by in life, how to forget? There is too much bullying in communication, how can we get the truth? Too much haggle over every ounce in love, how to be considerate and tolerant? There is too much suspicion in marriage, how to care about trust. All this requires proper choice and effort, and don't lose what you deserve because of complaining.

Eight, some people say that youth seems to be a pure epiphyllum, too late to exaggerate, too late to even make up for deficiencies and defects, so thank you in a hurry.

Nine, in every small progress, you will be as colorful as the spring breeze, find your own bright spot, find your own bright spot, and shine your own light. Life is more meaningful.

Never be intimidated by clouds. As long as we believe in ourselves and dare to accept challenges, our hearts will become refined and our road ahead will not be dark forever.

Eleven, three, youth, we have dreams and passion! More newborn calves are not afraid of tigers! We dare to fight, we can win! What's the harm even if you hit the wall! We will never hesitate on the road of youth!

Twelve, when you are happy, you should help others; Be content when you live a normal life; Learn to enjoy life in adversity. Don't punish yourself with other people's mistakes, because it is not worth it; Don't punish others with your own mistakes, because when you hurt others, you will be hurt again; Don't punish yourself with your mistakes. It doesn't matter if you make a mistake, just look for the reason carefully, learn a lesson and correct it! Yidian market network

Thirteen, once you have a real and specific goal, you must cultivate perseverance. Your desire should not be melted by others' saliva, in order to complete it and practice it. However, you should grasp a key point: every movement should be serious and practical, and constantly gain experience and enlightenment from it.

Fourteen, confused, suddenly looked up, and a group of geese flew slowly. My heart moved, they kept moving, flying from south to north, and from north to south. This is the power of faith! They gathered together for the same ideal and belief in their hearts and overcame all difficulties to accomplish their ideals together. Isn't it? Yes, faith is like a bright light, which illuminates our direction when we hesitate. Don't you see that our future is so bright and open?

Fifteen, life should be able to withstand loneliness, and learning with great interest should also be able to withstand loneliness. "There is a road to diligence in Lushan, and there is no limit to learning the sea." Diligence and hard study will enrich your life. "Genius comes from diligence", "Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration." It shows the great role of hard work and hard study and its incomparable influence on life. Life is deeply creative, even innovative, opening up a bumper harvest scene of life.

Sixteen, youth is a swimming, walking on thin ice, shivering, but we have to seize those precarious fears and resolutely move forward towards the warm season that blooms in our dreams.

Seventeen, the road to youth is full of hesitation. The blood of youth flows in our bodies, and the power of resistance erupts in silence. Rebellion, arrogance and unconventional ... are our marks. We are eager to grow up and get rid of all kinds of bondage, but we are still fledgling. We are eager for independence and recognition, but our ability is insufficient. We are full of passion and ideals, but we can't release them. So, we issued a declaration of independence, hoping to be recognized by the adult world. We resisted and hoped to break free. We are on the verge of dreams and depravity, and we don't know where the road is.

Be sure to say something positive. As long as we continue to use very positive words, we can accumulate relevant important information, so inadvertently, we have taken action and gradually turned what we said into reality.

Nineteen, life should be self-encouragement, and learning needs persistence. From this moment on, I am still me, but in a different mood. No matter what the future road is, I will silently encourage myself, stick to it and wait for the beauty of the cocoon.

Whatever you do, don't be defeated by the opponents at first. Remember, confidence is the ointment of hope!

When you are tired, climb the mountain and copy.

Climb the mountain when you are tired (I) 1. Life is not climbing a mountain, only by persistent climbing can we enjoy higher scenery!

2. The wise Leshan Mountain is picturesque, and the benevolent enjoys endless water. Have a drink and a cup of tea, and take your time.

The mountain is higher, the horizon is wider and the road is more curved.

Even if a person has climbed to the top, he should still strive to improve himself.

The strength to climb the top of the mountain comes from the strong heart of "only your vision is three hundred miles" and the will of "you are not a hero until you reach the Great Wall".

6. Climbing the mountain is very tiring, but you will feel comfortable.

7. It's nice to go climbing alone and see such a beautiful hometown.

8. If you don't want to climb the mountain, you'd better sit like this. There are many people by the lake.

9. The happiness of girls together is too simple. Take photos, dry rice and climb mountains. Buy buy buys them. The first group outing, looking forward to the next one.

10. The wind on the mountain is very strong and hurts to the bone, but I don't think that just looking at the village at the foot of the mountain, the whole village becomes a chessboard and a house is like a chess piece.

1 1. I was really tired, so I stopped to rest on the guardrail next to the stone steps, sometimes thinking about things.

12. Beautiful weekend, tomorrow is Monday. Be sure to arrange time to climb the mountain in the near future!

13. Small stone bridge with drizzle and small bamboo raft with spring breeze. There is no bright moon and flowers dancing solo at night, and I am full of poems and books.

14. Stop to rest your feet, wipe your sweat and look up. Ah, under the blue sky, the TV shooting needle that goes straight into the sky is close at hand. Come on!

15. As the saying goes, going up the mountain is easier than going down. If you want to go downhill slowly, you have to turn around, but I don't want to go back.

16. Dear Mr. Wei, stick to it for another half month, finish this busy period and have a good rest. She has been exhausted recently! I want to see the sea, climb mountains and do anything freely in a strange place.

17. We climb mountains, as light as swallows and as fast as flies. We climbed the mountain, panting like cattle and trudging.

18. The water is bright and sunny, and the mountains are empty and rainy. If the West Lake is compared to the West Lake, light makeup and heavy makeup are always appropriate.

19. Looking at the rivers and mountains, lower your head and step on Long Mai. Look up to the sky, bow down to the sky.

After a long journey of half an hour, I finally reached the top of the mountain. The scenery on the mountain is really beautiful! The house at the foot of the mountain turned into sugar cubes and the Minjiang River into ribbons. Only then did I appreciate the majesty of the mountains.

Go climbing when you are tired (2 1). What a dense landscape painting! I am in it now, standing in the breeze, proudly saying, "Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will see that all the other mountains look short under the sky." Emerge spontaneously.

22. Life is a peak. Mountain climbing is the best way to hone your mind.

23. Sitting halfway up the mountain, I hope I will never get up again. I hope I can roll to the foot of the mountain when I go down ... so tired.

24. The process of climbing a mountain is like a person's life. You must have perseverance and courage to challenge everything you do. Only people with strong perseverance can reach the finish line.

25. Climbing in the fog, the most beautiful scenery is in your heart.

26. Climbing a mountain and flying is a mood.

27. Climb the mountain, relax and take you to enjoy nature!

28. Climbing a mountain is for the truest mood in life.

29. Xiao Yue flew among thousands of trees for a while, and the autumn river was separated by several peaks to the west, which made the four walls of the mountain even higher, and the white clouds were what I wanted.

30. May you live in reliable mountains and trees all your life. With the person you love, spring blooms and summer enjoys the cool. Climb mountains in autumn and sweep snow in winter.

3 1. A climber is on a cliff, and what he urgently needs is a small green vine tree; What a man with lofty ideals urgently needs on the dangerous road of life is a kind word guidance.

32. We walked and stopped, talking and laughing, and climbed to the top of the mountain with great interest, regardless of our backache and weak legs.

33. The frozen river at the foot of the mountain is a little fuzzy and looks unclear, but you can see water swimming in the distance. The mountains in the distance, like standing opposite, can be seen clearly.

34. Climbing mountains occasionally can make us happy physically and mentally. It is better to climb more mountains!

35. Xiongguan is dangerous and the moon shines alone.

36. I was drunk all day, and suddenly I heard myself trying my best to climb the mountain. I'm going to stay for half a day because of the monk's words.

37. Mountaineering is to love while walking. Every step you take, you love life more, and you love everything you didn't care about in your last life more.

38. Aspiring to climb to the top of the mountain, standing at the foot of the mountain has no ambition.

39. How can a climber who has never seen the peak want to climb it?

40. "My desire" is a sign of poverty. Things are always enough, the heart is always satisfied, and people are self-indulgent without seeking quality.

Good morning: the person you dream of, wake up and look for him.

If you have been sleepy and confused for a long time, it is likely that fate is reminding you that there is another life that is more suitable for you.

An honest lifestyle is actually doing what your body wants to do, eating when you are hungry, and not lying when you love. Marquez's love in cholera period

Don't ask about the scenery that has passed.

For many years, I have a beautiful wish: I am good to everyone and I hope everyone will be good to me. I just want a reputation, but I can't ruin it. I suddenly realized recently that this is impossible. ji xianlin

How much waiting, once full of hope? How much you leave is gradually less love, you can wait, you can wait, it doesn't matter, you are not persistent; Then you tell yourself, don't wait any longer, it's boring. Amy Cheung

When life is not satisfactory, it is a long vacation given by God, so we should enjoy it at this time. Life really begins when the holiday suddenly ends and luck turns. College summer vacation

The man in your dream, go to him when you wake up. Life is so simple. Les amants du Pont-Neuf