Wonderful and funny copy

Wonderful and funny copy (selected 48 sentences) 1. I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained and drowned. I want to wake up one day, open my eyes and find myself sitting on a desk and chair in a primary school classroom. The chalk thrown by the teacher hit him right on the forehead. 3. He asked: Is my avatar awesome? I said: I like it. The farthest and closest distance in the world is the distance from the tongue to the nose. But gold always shines, and you glass slag can only reflect light. It is said that people have only two choices, either get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death. 7. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and tell God that I want to go there, too. 8. When you were thin, you lived in my heart. Later, when you gained weight, you got stuck in my heart. 9. Plant you in a flowerpot to let you know what vegetables are. 10. No matter what the world says, I think my feeling is right. 1 1. I thought I was decadent. Today, I realized that my morning paper was scrapped. 12. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to make you end it. 13. When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat. 14. A real warrior dares to face his own face. 15. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next. 16. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy. 17. The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I get old before you come? 18. In this spring morning, I woke up carefree and there were mosquito bites everywhere. At night, Hong Kong feet stink. 19. When you hold your hand, you will know that your son is ugly and your face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will. Every time I go to listen to the exam results, I feel unable to sit still. 2 1. As a foodie, eating doesn't mean being hungry, just because your mouth is lonely. 22. Spring is sleepy, summer is weak, and winter is just a deep sleep. 23. Let's separate our homework. I don't think we really fit in. 24. I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills and hanging myself with a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love. If the sun does not come out, I won't go to school; If I come out, I will go back to sleep. 26. Adolescence is not over yet. How can I regain my youth? Let's go back to childhood 27. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair? 28. I am willing to donate teachers from our whole school to attack Japan. It doesn't matter if there is no class, the motherland is the most important. 29. Class time is like Fu Nan's battery, with one class longer than six. 30. There are two kinds of enemies who kill my family and wake me up. 3 1. Xiao Qingxin is * * *! Heavy taste is king! 32. Eat, drink, and be merry, and call your wife through thick and thin. 33. If you have another woman in mind, then I can sleep under my bed with another man. 34. If you dare, chase me naked for two kilometers. When I turn around, I become a gangster. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when your future mother-in-law stands in front of you, you can only call her aunt. 36. Where did you fall? Where did you get up? The same place fell again. I suspect there is a pit there. 37. The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head. 38. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class. 39. Although you are my Youlemei, the trash can is your ultimate real destination. 40. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love. 4 1. I want to be your heart in the next life, at least if I don't jump, you will die. 42. Experts suggest that you should not sleep more than one hour every day, just right, and don't overdo it. You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings. 44. Holding a textbook in the left hand and a lighter in the right hand. That's meaningless. 45. It is agreed that the scissors will go out together, one for the stone and the other for the cloth. Who hurt who? 46. These days, it is the face, not the heart, that falls in love at first sight. 47. If you have a pear, put it in the refrigerator and it will turn into a frozen pear. 48. Somebody send me some sleeping pills. The address is, forget it. It is too late. Help me call the police.