What humorous sentences does the matchmaker have?

The matchmaker's humorous sentence is:

1, embroidery is aimed at iron beams, and each size has its own use.

2, ten matchmakers and nine lies, you can't be a matchmaker without lies.

3, the matchmaker should run fast, have a sweet mouth and be awkward at both ends.

4. It's a coincidence to get married thousands of miles away.

There is no cloud and rain in the sky, and there is no marriage on the ground.

6. The matchmaker is the first person to get married and the first person to get hit with a stick.

7. You two are where you are today because of your own careers. Happy love and happy family don't need a matchmaker.

8. Although I am a person who leads the red line, I only spent one minute introducing myself. The rest of the dating, having sex before and after the flowers, are all done by couples themselves.