Funny copywriting in friends circle

1. The most famous woman in history is not Pan Jinlian or Wu Zetian, but Sister Rong.

2. If you have a fever at home, you will stick to surfing the Internet. If you sneeze at school, you will think it is terminal cancer.

3. Girls suffer from insomnia

Three possibilities: 1. Miss your boyfriend;

2. I miss the boy I secretly love;

3. Eat too much.

Listening to English songs is good, but I didn't feel bored after listening for half a year, because I didn't understand.

Don't think that you are a carrot and the rabbit needs you. Maybe rabbits will drink carotene now.

6. The night is so beautiful. Although it's too dangerous, there are always people practicing immortality in the dark.

7. The favorite dog doesn't appear, and the favorite dog doesn't like it. The sour taste of love distributed all over the world makes you alone, emitting the fragrance of single dog.

8. Others care about whether you fly high or not. I only care about whether your wings are delicious.

9. Nowadays, young people have

Three things can't be touched: idolization, staying up late, the glory of the king. The more you touch them, the more interesting it is to be alone. 10.

Be sure to save money well in May. Go to bed early and get up early and have nothing to do. By the way, I have to change my bad temper. If I can't, I will.

Send it again in June. 1 1. Seriously, even if my boyfriend ran away with someone in this weather, I don't want to chase him.

12. I can't stand criticism. If anyone scolds me in the game, I will report him.