Who knows the joke about steamed stuffed bun and noodles? I want the full version.

One day, noodles and meat buns had an argument because they were thin.

The two sides had a big fight, but the meat package was too meaty.

Beaten to death by noodles,

So when I left, I left a message for the noodles: "Don't leave if you dare. I'll ask my partner to teach you a lesson."

Meat buns went to make an appointment for fried buns, steamed bread, bread and so on. , ready to find the noodle theory.

I met instant noodles on the way.

Meat buns and others then surrounded the instant noodles and beat them.

After the instant noodles were beaten,

Why did the meat bag hit him?

Meat bag replied: noodles, don't think I can't recognize you just because I perm my hair!

the second part

By the way, after the instant noodles are finished,

Feeling very unhappy, I teamed up to make rice noodles, oolong noodles, Japanese soba noodles and zhajiang noodles.

I want revenge on the meat bag

Unexpectedly, I met steamed buns on the road.

Instant noodles means watching carefully for a while and saying, brothers, let's go!

Instant noodles are flat or even harder.

After squashing the steamed bread, the people walked away.

Later, others asked about instant noodles and said, you just hit so hard that we didn't know you hated him so much.

Instant noodles said: I wanted to have a little K.

I didn't expect him to pretend to be cute and wear children's clothes ... the more I think about it, the more angry I get.

the third part

It is said that after instant noodles and steamed buns are finished, the more you think about it, the more angry you get.

Because I want to have a stall, I'm going to find steamed buns with everyone again.

Unexpectedly, I fell down on the road and met the cut bag.

Wow! Instant noodles roared and took the lead in flattening.

Everyone felt a little miserable after playing.

The face was pulled out and asked, "Why are you so angry?" ? 」

Instant noodles said, "It's too much. Pretending to be cute is enough. Give me my hair back ... ". 」

part four

After Xiaolongbao knew why he was beaten, .....

Feel wronged .....

So I told the situation to Caibao, Doushabao, Shuijianbao and sauerkraut Bao. ..

"You stay here. We will find a perm. " ..

They were very angry and went to get even with instant noodles. ..

On the way. I met rice noodles. ..

So I severely repaired the rice noodles. ......

When you left, you said, "Dude, you permed your hair. You should stay at home. ..

Don't look at others cute. It is psychological imbalance. Pervert! ! "

The fifth part

In other words, the more I want to be happy, the less I want to be beaten for no reason.

So I found a bunch of steamed stuffed bun people to make instant noodles, and I saw the scientific noodles on the way. ...

So I got scared and quickly hid. ..

Because the scientific face is wearing a bulletproof vest, the steamed stuffed bun dare not provoke. ..

So I met the silver coil in the escape map. ...

I want to say that this noodle sleeping under the bed was taken back as a hostage.

So he took it back to Bao's house and prepared to put the silver coil on the stove to torture him.

Results package heads old talk:

"That's not noodles, he is our undercover! @ # $ % & amp....."

Part VI

After the steamed bread is finished,

I feel drier and drier.

So he ran to inform the brothers.

Xiaolongbao is very wronged to help Xiaolongbao.

Everyone has a guy in his hand and wants to show them something.

But ~ ~ ~ Unexpectedly, I met Zhajiang again on the way ~ ~

Xiaolongbao rushed up and prepared to punch!

They stopped him and said, leave him alone.

Steamed buns are very angry and leave with everyone.

The steamed buns were rotten halfway. Why did you let him go?

Everyone said in unison: I haven't hit him yet.

He has already shit his pants.

If you keep fighting, he will die!

Part VII

It is said that I was depressed enough after the last time the meat bun was hit by noodles.

So I found steamed buns, colorful treasures, fried buns, soup buns and other packages to eat hot pot to remove mold.

I saw Flammulina velutipes when I entered the door.

Packed people to beat Flammulina velutipes,

The message said, "Don't think I can't recognize you with a hat on! 」

Part VIII

Speaking of noodles and steamed buns, the two ethnic groups have deep grievances.

Both sides often fight if they don't like it.

One day, a group of noodle people were wandering on the road and saw barbecued pork buns alone.

Enemies are particularly jealous when they meet each other, remembering the grievances of instant noodles and others before.

Without saying anything, I beat up the barbecued pork bun.

Noodles are shouted while playing. ........

"Give me a hard hit, don't let him go, because he vomited blood! ! 」

Part VIII

Anyway, since the barbecued pork bun was crushed,

Quite dissatisfied

Always looking for revenge

One day ... he became a friend in need with spaghetti.

Because ... he finally found a compatriot ... he was badly beaten and would bleed. ......

Part 9

One night, meatballs went out for a walk because they were bored.

When he visited the night market around the city, he saw noodles running into the night market in a panic.

So the meat buns went back to find steamed bread, and the big roast buns and bean paste buns decided to avenge steamed bread.

When crowdsourcing entered the night market, I couldn't find the noodles anywhere. At this time, the temper of the meat bag will break out.

After a while. ...

Steamed bread came running and said, I found the noodles. He hid in a jar of water.

So everyone rushed over and didn't give him a chance to speak. Another punch and kick.

After the apartment, he left soon.

(When I got back, the meat bag took out two strings of meat and said: This time, I was not only happy, but also had meat to eat, haha ...)

(About five minutes later)

The noodles from the public toilet in the night market.

Seeing the messy scene, I said, alas! Strange, even selling noodles in broth will be smashed these days. ...

Part 10

The poor barbecued pork bun was bleeding and covered in injuries. Go to the meat bun for help.

Meat buns get along with red bean cakes and mung bean cakes in a rage.

The situation was explosive and passers-by fled.

I saw French fries leisurely pressing down the road.

Without saying anything, a group of people slapped the French fries.

The meat bag was still angry, so he patched up his feet and said, "How dare you go shopping in glittering clothes when you hit someone!" 」

"owe a flat! Keep calling me. 」

Part 1 1

Anyway, after the French fries were beaten, I felt so unreasonable.

He went to his good friend to complain.

Hearing this, Patch felt that the noodle family was dragging down the French fries.

So I found a guest. Ah Q and Man Han are going to find a steamed stuffed bun house to book an orphan.

I didn't expect to meet a scolding player on the road.

These noodles are red and white, and they can't be found everywhere.

Finally, I wrote a note about Aruba and left a sentence when I left.

"Don't come out and be seen by me if you don't practice invisibility next time. Translucent steamed stuffed bun was found once!

」

Parts 12

Speaking of meatballs, the more I think about it, the worse I feel.

I found tribute pills, fish pills, Huazhi pills and so on. And the theory of noodles.

When I met Daoxiao Noodles on the road, I killed him indiscriminately.

Leave him in front of the noodle family's base camp,

The next day, Lamian Noodles opened the door and saw Daoxiao Noodles lying dying at the door.

Hurriedly rescued him and said, "Who did this? 」

Daoxiaomian said with a Shandong accent, "Damn, meatballs are too much.

I have nothing against them and beat me like this. 」

Hearing this, Lamian Noodles sighed with emotion: "That's it. What the elders were worried about finally happened. 」

Knife facet said curiously, "What's the matter? 」

Lamian Noodles said nervously, "The era of tripartite confrontation has finally arrived. 」

Parts 13

In other words, after several disputes between the steamed stuffed bun clan and the dough clan,

Meeting without saying anything has reached a dull state.

One day, a group of people went to Danshui to play with noodles, instant noodles, beef noodles and salted pasta.

Far away, I saw Agai enjoying the scenery along the Danshui River.

A group of people didn't say much, so they rushed forward to fight, and Achai was beaten to death.

While hitting him, he said, "How dare you come to the scenic spot with such an ugly brown paper bag! Fight!

Give me a hard blow! Give me the strength to suckle and hit me hard! 」

The steamed stuffed bun family heard the tip and came to the rescue. When they arrived, they saw Agai lying on the ground.

When the steamed stuffed bun family saw that it was beaten, they shouted while holding Ah gei's hair:

"You fucking liar, I caught the evidence! 」

Parts 14

Due to the disharmony between Bao clan and face clan

With the addition of red bean cake and mung bean cake, the situation becomes more intense.

On the other hand, the original neutral French fries alliance decided to support the noodle family because of the fault of Baojia and Doujia.

Plus French fries, fried chicken and hamburgers are also loaded with guns.

With the participation of the French fries alliance, the Bao family sent a message to inform the powerful egg tower of the allied forces in Macao.

The joining of Egg Tower is not unconditional, provided that 4,000 egg tower shops are opened.

After a hard struggle

The smell of cream and the crust outside

The Egg Tower Corps led by Margaret dominated the battle.

As a result, egg tower shops can be seen everywhere now.

As a result, the flour family declined and the bean family went downhill. The French fries alliance collapsed.

Even the guarantor who went to ask for help was forced to farm because of the war injury.

The origin of egg tower is the discord between noodle clan and Bao clan.

Parts 15

One day, the meat steamed stuffed bun and the egg jiaozi had an argument because they were thin.

The two sides fought,

But the meat buns were beaten out of the water by egg dumplings because of too much meat.

So when I left, I left a message for the egg dumplings: "If you dare, don't leave. I'll ask my partner to teach you a lesson."

Three weeks later,

Meat buns went to make an appointment for fried buns, steamed bread, bread and so on. , ready to find the theory of egg dumplings.

I met jiaozi on the way.

Meat steamed stuffed bun and others then surrounded jiaozi and beat up.

After jiaozi was beaten, I asked why Meat Bag beat him.

The meat bag replied: "Egg dumplings, don't think that you used SK-2, so I won't recognize you! 』

Parts 16

The flat steamed bread was lying on one side and was just seen by the passing steamed bread.

Of course, it is inevitable to seek justice again. How can the little brother in the steamed stuffed bun put down the instant noodles when he is bullied?

So steamed bread, steamed buns, vegetable buns, barbecued pork buns and meat buns set out for revenge?

I met macaroni on the way.

So the steamed buns said, that's him! That's him! !

At this time, everyone joined hands and beat up the macaroni.

Then macaroni said

I don't know you. Why did you hit me?

At this moment, the steamed buns said?

Hum! You pretend to be Xiao! Damn noodles are trying to lie to us. Last time they made the wrong instant noodles,

I want to change my figure through yoga this time. Hum, you think I can't watch it? Coming?

So steamed buns are a group of people? (oh? Don't! It's a group of bags and left)

Macaroni is behind them, too

You all have to be careful. I'm going back to get revenge on my brother.

Parts 17

It is said that ah gei was unwilling to be beaten for no reason and colluded with fish balls.

Fresh water horns such as iron eggs come for revenge.

On the way, I met a soup bag, and the three people mistakenly thought it was a meat bag.

So he stepped forward and beat him up.

The soup in the soup bag spilled out because of the hard beating.

Beat and shout: just hit you a few times, and you will pee for me.

Don't think I will sympathize with you like this. I hate such cowards!

Come on! Keep fighting! Fight with him until the game @ # $%&; * ...

Parts 18

The poor barbecued pork bun was bleeding and covered in injuries. Go to the meat bun for help. ...

In a rage, the meat buns brought sesame buns and bean paste buns ... and went to the fire, and war was on the verge. ..

Passers-by fled .. only to see spaghetti pressing the road alone,

So a group of people went up and beat up Italy,

Meat bag while playing and shouting, "beat my brother vomiting blood. How dare you run around in bloody clothes? "

You're afraid we won't recognize you! It's a slap in the face! 」

Parts 19

By the way, after the unlucky spaghetti was defeated by a meat loafer,

Don't want to find the article, the clan wants to get back at the meat bag.

I met meatballs on my way to the laundry.

I gave him a beating without saying anything.

I saw the spaghetti screaming: "Carry the teacher's dead meat bag!

What are you doing in the laundry room? Want to bleach your clothes to be transparent?

I'm telling you! It's no use wearing bleached clothes,

I still know the fat in your belly! ? Me! 」

Part 20

It is said that after jiaozi was beaten by a steamed stuffed bun for no reason, he became more and more unwilling.

He called the brothers of shrimp dumplings, swallow dumplings and fish dumplings to retaliate against the meat buns.

On the way, everyone met French bread.

As a result, jiaozi was too lenient and rushed to punch and kick indiscriminately.

Beat the French bread black and blue,

After that, the poor French bread asked jiaozi, "Why did you hit me?"

Jiaozi said, "Don't think that if you get hard after taking Viagra, I won't dare to kill you! ! ! ""

Part number 2 1

As the feud between the Burmese and Bao ethnic groups is getting deeper and deeper, fighting happens from time to time.

One day, at the party of Bao people, I found a steamed stuffed bun, all purple.

Crowdsourcing some care, some angrily asked:

"Were you beaten by your family? Too much! I was beaten black and blue! 」

Purple steamed stuffed bun quickly explained: "No! Mu Xi! Wow, the taro is wrapped!

Part 22

It's said that Mianjia wanted revenge on Baojia and met Ryotaro Bao on the way.

Was about to begin, just listen to taro Bao Dao:

"Eldest brother! Everyone in Wuqin beat me! Can you leave me alone? Answer! 」

When the cunning taro bag escaped, the noodle family suddenly realized.

I was cheated! Taro buns are not hurt at all!

So the heads of the fathers issued an arrest warrant:

Next time you see a black steamed stuffed bun from Africa, don't sympathize with him in diplomacy!

Part 23

Finally ..... The taro bag was blocked by the noodle gang when the Ambassador Theater collected the protection fee!

Moreover, the newly acquired little brother, Bao, the king of milk, also suffered.

So taro buns and milk buns were taken to the noodle noodle restaurant on Zhengzhou Road.

Everyone broke the foreskins of taro buns and milk buns with three fists and two feet.

Oh! No ... it's steamed stuffed bun skin, and the stuffing is all out.

At this time, it is convenient to say face to face: boss! Now we can enjoy it.

Last time I heard that Gui and Wan Yu of Danshui gang beat urine out of the meat bag.

Look, we hit them both with taro, and they both ran out.

The other one is still kicking on the wall?

Part 24

It is said that the battle between meat buns and noodles is getting more and more fierce, and it has reached the point where water and fire are incompatible. .....

One-day meat buns, steamed buns, egg towers, etc. I came to the road and saw noodles walking on the road.

The meat bag sneered at it and said slowly, "Not enough.

Just seeing that big ass can't help but want to kick two feet more! 」

Part 29

The highest status in the flour kingdom is those "families".

One day, Tan Hong visited the people on a patrol and met Shoutao.

Indiscriminately grabbed peaches and closed them,

The unreasonable vegetable head asked the red turtle why he locked the peach.

The Red Sea Turtle replied angrily:

"That guy saw that I was a red racist.

I cann't believe you pointed your ass at me Is it bad? 」

Part 30

It is said that the steamed stuffed bun was mistaken by instant noodles, and the news spread all over the world.

Everyone says instant noodles are so brave.

One day, Lamian Noodles met jiaozi on the road and stared at jiaozi with extremely surprised eyes.

Jiaozi was about to ask, when Lamian Noodles had run first.

Lamian Noodles told everyone he met on the road and said:

"Oh my God! That day, instant noodles beat the meat buns badly, and the whole face was tilted to one side ... "

Part number 3 1

The war between meat buns and noodles is well known to all online families in the country, but it is the beginning of hatred between them.

But few people know:

It is said that on a festive day, the son of Noodles married the daughter of Noodles Tang.

Shortly after marriage, noodle soup's daughter became pregnant.

On the day of production, the son of vermicelli only looked at the child and ran downstairs to the steamer building.

Noodles: "put your fucking meat bag down!" 」

After the meat bag went downstairs, it was beaten inexplicably.

Meat bag: "Why did you hit me?" 」

Noodles: "Hum! I always suspected that you were having an affair with my wife,

Now I have a Wonton Noodles. See how you explain it! 」

Part 32

Speaking of noodles and steamed buns, there is constant street fighting.

Caused the pain of many innocent passers-by.

Even become a part of the war.

On this day, the two ethnic groups, noodles and steamed buns, fought in the streets again.

I saw an innocent passerby being beaten by both sides at the same time.

Aroused the sympathy of many onlookers. ......

Passerby A: "What's the matter? Why do you hit passers-by with your hands? 」

Passerby B: "I heard it was because of that man's ambiguous posture. 」

Passerby A: "Is it so serious? 」

Passerby B: "I can't help it. Who called him "noodles" and "bags"? 」

Part 33

It is said that meat buns and instant noodles meet to calculate the general ledger!

Meat bag went to find French bread to help fight!

As a result, instant noodles are one step faster! There are dried noodles, miscellaneous sauce noodles, miso noodles, shredded chicken noodles, Lamian Noodles,

Surround buns and French bread! French bread says nothing at this time!

Rushed up to an enemy and five handfuls of instant noodles, and they fled!

Looking at the back of the noodle family fleeing! Clap your hands on French bread! Steamed stuffed bun satisfiedly say:

Instant noodles really have no eyes! Don't ask the bread family? Who is the biggest!

Part 34

It is said that the knot between steamed buns and noodles is getting deeper and deeper.

Whenever two factions take to the streets to seek revenge.

Pedestrians have to avoid it.

One day, the noodle family was pressing the road.

Spaghetti saw the steamed bread across the street.

"Let's go and have a good drink! 」

Rush across the street and make steamed bread with all my brothers.

The dying steamed bread said, "you ... why did you hit me?" 」

The spaghetti replied mercilessly, "Do you think I won't recognize you if you go for plastic surgery? Dead steamed stuffed bun

Part 35

After learning that polo bread was bullied, steamed stuffed bun decided to avenge him ~ ~ ~

I took a group of my men to meet angrily ~ ~ ~? I saw Dong Fen riding a motorcycle on the road ~ ~ ~

I stopped him and beat him ~ ~ ~ It's over ~ ~ ~

The steamed stuffed bun disdainfully said, "You ran out before you practiced invisibility ~ ~ You really overreached yourself ~ ~! ! "

Part 36

After the winter powder was leveled, he went back to help

One vote for revenge ... I met Shoutao on the road.

After beating peaches, say, don't think you have breast augmentation and degeneration.

I don't recognize it. ......

Part 37

The war between steamed buns and noodles became more and more fierce, and later they decided to fight each other.

The two sides agreed to send one person each to Yuanlin Railway Station for one-on-one combat!

The noodle man brought gorgeous beef noodles!

The steamed stuffed bun family sent out meat foot toast! (full cut)

Pick beef noodles because you despise the thinness of toast!

But the result was that the beef noodles lost!

Noodles people began to blame the beef noodles, but the beef noodles complained:

They fouled! I thought you said you only sent one person to fight!

Why does he get an extra helper every time I hit him?

Part 38

One day, barbecued pork buns and steamed bread met cold noodles alone on the road.

The two sides are tense and explosive.

Steamed bread suddenly shouted, Lao tze is in a good mood today, let you go for a while, barbecued pork buns, let's go.

Wait until after go far, barbecued pork bun discontentedly asked

Are you afraid of him when you see a lot of red, green and yellow sticks in his hand?

Steamed bread said angrily:

I'm not afraid of that soft stuff.

I'm afraid he'll pour shit on us, you know?

Part 39

In order to avenge the dim sum noodles, the noodle family produced instant noodles, oolong noodles and Daoxiao Noodles.

Instant noodles asked Xiao noodles, "Look at the brick in front of you. Use it to deal with it."

Is the steamed stuffed bun house not good? The noodle family picked up the brick and went to settle accounts with the steamed stuffed bun family.

When I met fragrant garlic bread on the road, I was a little uncomfortable with instant noodles: "Don't think you want to put garlic on your face."

We won't recognize you. Beat me! "After being surrounded and beaten,

I heard the garlic bread whine, "You are so cruel! Hit me with my good friend pineapple cake. "

Part 40

It is said that the cake was eaten by meat, and I am very upset.

So I found many brothers to clean up my children.

I happened to see jiaozi on the road, and the dim sum cake thought it was a meat steamed stuffed bun.

I lost my mind and started kicking jiaozi.

After the flat, jiaozi was carried to the freezer.

So ... the origin of quick-frozen jiaozi is like this ~ ~! ! ^_^

Part number 4 1

It is said that since the noodle family mistakenly scolded (meatballs)

It has become a situation in which the noodle clan deals with the Bao clan and the Maru clan.

Facing the patriarch, he was worried.

Indoctrinate people repeatedly.

Please don't give me a flat wrong! You hurt me, I can't live without you in the future! ]

So ~ this time from noodles ~ Daoxiao Noodles ~ spaghetti ~ squeezed noodles ... I decided to go out carefully to seek revenge ~

Go to the gate of Keelung Temple ~

I saw a bitter gourd bowl with meat.

Face to face, face to face, knife to face.

You know this man very well ~ is he Po's family? ? ]

At this time ~ Daoxiaomian didn't answer ~ I was going to ask.

: [Shit ~ How old are you, boy? ? ]

The bitter gourd in the meat cup is a little disdainful ~ the eyes are slanting and answer: [eighteen! Anna. ]

Xiao Xiao laughed ~ waved back ~ shouted: [Brothers! Give it to me! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ]

Suddenly! It's terrible to separate bitter gourd from flat melon meat ~

After a line of noodles swims ~ Noodles are still worried about asking for noodles:

How can you be so sure that guy is from Bao Gang? ]

Xiao Xiao replied proudly: [Don't be surprised! Can't go wrong!

That ugly guy is just in adolescence ~ a little more acne ~ haha! ]

At this time, there are people who cast admiring eyes on the small face of the knife ~

That night ~ face tribe heard the news of the death of the patriarch ...............:

Part 42

Later, Baomen learned how to absorb the stars and destroy them, and absorb all the internal skills of other people.

Gradually lost color, became a winter powder family, and fled to Huashan.

The elder who thought over the cliff cleverly pointed out that he learned the solitary leek, killed Bao people when he went down the mountain, and cried everywhere.

Da Hengbao, the boss of Bao family, had to wield a knife to study the sunflower collection from the palace.

The remains were later regarded as classics by the sausage family, and they went to Huashan for revenge after learning about it.

The two sides were neck and neck, fighting from day to night and from night to day for 300 rounds.

Gradually more and more gentle, and finally turned into a long-term love, resulting in love.

Winter powder is holding a leek sword in Dahengbao's arms, and Dahengbao stretches out his arms and hugs Winter Powder tightly.

From then on, they lived a happy seclusion in Huashan, and later gave birth to a box of leeks. Part 43 Little Nutbrown hare said, "My mother calls me Little Nutbrown hare, which is nice!"

The pig said, "My mother calls me a pig, which is nice!" " "

The dog said, "My mother calls me a puppy, which is nice!" " "

The chicken said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

The rabbit said, "I am a rabbit!" " "

The pig said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " "

The chicken said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " "

The dog said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

The cat said to me, "I'm your grandmother's cat. It looks good!" " "

The dog said to me, "I'm your grandmother's dog. It sounds nice!" " "

The fish said to me, "I'm your grandmother's fish. It sounds nice!" " "

The bear said, "You talk, I'll go first!" " "

Lang Ke said: "People call me a ronin, which is very nice!"

The samurai said, "It's nice to be called a samurai!"

The expert said, "It's nice to be called an expert!" "

The swordsman said, "You talk, I'll go first!"

The senior math teacher said that I will teach senior math this semester.

The college physics teacher said: I teach big this semester.

The information management teacher said: I teach asset management this semester.

The socio-economic teacher said: You talk, I'll go first.

Peking University said: I am from Peking University.

Tianjin University said: I am older.

Shanghai University said: I went to college.

Xiamen University said: You talk, I'll go first!

General Li Zongren said: I am a benevolent man!

General fu said to him: I am just!

General Yu Dayou said: I am a man with great potential!

General Huo Qubing said: You talk, I'll go first!

The door of Lao Zhang's house is made of logs. Lao Zhang said: My door is a wooden door.

Lao Li's door is made of plastic. Lao Li said that my door is made of plastic.

The door of Lao Wang's house is made of stone. Lao Wang said that the door of my house is Shimen.

Liu's door is made of steel. Lao Liu said: you talk, I'll go first!

The students of normal college said: I am from normal college.

The students in vocational colleges said: I am from vocational colleges.

The student of the Air Force Academy said: I am from the Air Force Academy.

The students of the technical college said: You talk, I'll go first!

Part 44 county party secretary: "rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! Without pickles, pickles are too expensive! " Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! After the secretary of the county party Committee finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles!" (Translation: Now please speak to the county magistrate! The county magistrate said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is chinemys reevesii!" " "Comrades, that's enough for today. Let's make a big bowl! County magistrate: "Don't be a pickle, I'll lick a piece of shit for you." Stop it, I'll tell you a story. County magistrate: This shit may be eaten by someone. Some people may know this story. County magistrate: Don't worry about not eating (don't worry about not understanding) County magistrate: I'll pull it for you now-

Mother often tells the sheep: "Don't sway when wearing a skirt;" Or the little boy will see the underwear inside! One day, Yangyang said happily to his mother, "Today I played on the swing with Xiaoming, and I won!" Mother said angrily, "didn't I tell you?" Don't put on a skirt! " Yang Yang proudly said, "But I'm so smart! I took off my underwear so that he couldn't see my underwear! "

Part 45 A person went to the public toilet, and the person next to him was on the phone and said, "You're here?" The man felt very strange and thought, what's wrong with this man? He asked me if I would like to go to the bathroom. So he said, "Yes, I am." The person next to him said, "What are you doing here?" The man thought, what can I do when I come to the toilet? He said, "Of course I'm here to shit." The person next to him said, "When are you leaving?" He said, "Of course I'll leave when I'm finished." "Will you come to see me after I finish?" "Are you crazy? I'll see you when I'm finished? " "Why don't I go and see you!" The man said, "You psycho, I'll come to you after I finish, and you'll come to me later. Who are you? " The person next to me finally couldn't help it and said to the other party, "I'll hang up first." There's a psycho next to me. He will answer whatever I say. Really! Hey! "

Part 46 One day, the teacher asked Xiaoming, "1+ 1=?" Xiao Ming didn't know, so the teacher told him to go back and ask his parents. Xiao Ming first asks his father, who is trading stocks. Say, "Get up, get up!" Then I asked my mother that she was quarreling with her neighbor and said, "Leave it alone!" " Xiaoming went to ask grandpa again. Grandpa is singing: "forward, forward!" " Xiaoming went to ask his sister again. She's in love. She said first, "Honey, where are we going?" He said, "Let's go, dear!" Xiaoming had no choice but to ask his younger brother who was playing with toys, "I am invincible donkey kong!" " "

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+ 1=? Xiao Ming said, "Yes, yes!" The teacher said, "What are you talking about?" Xiao Ming said, "Don't worry!" The teacher said, "You stand at the back of the classroom!" " Xiao Ming said, "Forward, forward!" After class, the teacher said, "Come with me!" Xiao Ming said, "Honey, where are we going?" The teacher said, "Go to my office!" Xiao Ming said, "Let's go, dear!" " The teacher was very angry and said, "Who do you think you are?" Xiao Ming replied: "I am invincible donkey kong!" After that, the teacher fainted.