A teasing chat program

The problem of playing tricks on people's chat routines is actually full of routines in our lives. Routine can refer to well-designed chat methods. Of course, routines are also a kind of knowledge and skills, and the effects brought by routines are good and bad. The following questions about playing tricks on people chat routines.

Chatting routines that play tricks on people 1 1, don't move! Read this message quietly! Look up, look down, don't forget the left and right! Have you finished reading it? Delete it after reading it!

The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you get fat. Then I'll eat pork. Oh yeah!

3. Freud can't analyze you any more. He can only describe you with one of China's most famous words: cheap.

4. Suddenly, you may realize that people who are more beautiful than you are smarter and more capable than you. Do you feel cruel?

If you are ill, you should see a doctor. Why do you always come to me? I am not a pet doctor.

6. A woman went for an outing and took a photo of climbing a tree and sent it to a circle of friends. There is a comment below: sows can climb trees, too. . .

7. People think I'm meditating, but I'm actually looking to see if a hair on the ground should be picked up.

I have three sentences to tell you, including the following one. Thank you for finishing.

9. Failure is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you still believe this sentence.

10, you can't even control what time you sleep, but you still want to control your life. Your problem is that you can understand everything, but you are lazy!

1 1, problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but how to have money is your biggest problem.

12, there is no real fool in the world, don't be clever with anyone, you can't make progress without exposure, and you will lose face if exposed.

13. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.

14, adult life, nothing is easy except getting fat and losing your hair.

15. The reason why I often delete my circle of friends and Weibo is because I hate my ignorant and melodramatic self for a second, because I am arrogant and indifferent for this second.

16, this message has three main purposes: one is to contact feelings; The second is to pass the time; Third, I tell you responsibly: it's cold, remember not to wear open-backed pants again. "

17, benefactor, you are bullying the poor monk, and the poor monk will lose face to God.

18, I'm in a bad mood now, and I can't do anything but eat.

19, quilt cover every night, feeling buried.

20. Looking at your face, you will find that your mother and father didn't work hard in the process of giving birth to you.

2 1, if you add me with a curious mind, then you must not play with fire.

22. I'm going to put you aside to dry and bring you back.

23. The person I love, I am willing to spend my whole life tasting all the joys and sorrows you have given me.

Please don't show up when I'm eating. I'm afraid I'll throw up in your face.

25. My dream is to think in my dream.

26. In fact, you have an advantage. Ghosts dare not run to your house at night.

27. I only trust two people in the world, one is me and the other is not you.

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

29. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

30. God said there should be light, and I said I opposed it, so the world was dark.

Teasing people's chat routines Question 2 Super skin chat routines

1、

You know who I like?

I don't know. Don't tell me you like me.

No, I'm a fool to like you.

Oh?

I've always been a fool

2、

I wonder if you have gained weight recently.

Go to hell.

Because you are stuck in my heart and I can't get out.

3、

I suspect you are mala Tang.

You are still a crayfish.

Well, whatever I am, as long as it's your favorite dish.

4、

I won't apologize if I make you angry.

Very good!

I will confess to you.

5、

I just want to be a person after meeting you.

Your sweetheart

6、

You must apologize to me.

Why?

Because you kept me waiting for so long

What are you waiting for?

Wait for you.

7、

I've been staying up late recently.

Why did you stay up late?

Stay up all night thinking about you

8、

I think I will break up with you one day.

which day?

April Fools' Day

9、

You make me miserable.

What have I done to you?

You make me like you.

10、

I want to change my avatar.

What avatar?

your photo

1 1、

I'm thinking, I'm so afraid of you now, and I believe you will be judged in the future.

hahaha

They will all say that I am afraid of my wife.

12、

You're a little strange.

Where is it?

It's so cute ~

13、

I think if I see you like this every day, I will definitely get sick.

What disease?

diabetes

Because you are too sweet.

14、

Do you want to see handsome guys?

Where is it? I want to see.

Let's video together ~

15、

I told you in secret that I fell in love with a girl.

who is it?

I have pictures to show you.

okay

Turn on the front camera of the mobile phone (laughs)

16、

I know you have been single for twenty years.

hum

Do you want to cancel the bill?

I want to/I want

Then be my girlfriend ~

17、

Do you know that men like to lie?

It seems so.

I don't like you.

Teasing people's chat routines Question 3 Super skin chat routines

1, "Do you want a dog?" "What dog?" "the single kind"

2. "I'm afraid of you" and "why?" And "because I'm afraid of my wife"

3. "I want to ask for leave", "What leave" and "Please marry me"

4. "Guess what my constellation is" and "Pisces?" "Wrong, tailored for you."

5. "I feel so stupid." "How can you think that?" "Because I can do nothing but like you."

6. "Can you lend me your cup?" "Why?" "Because I want to lend you my life."

7. "What animal do you like", "Cat" and "Meow ~"

8. "You dropped something." "What is it?" "You held out your hand and you put me down."

9. "Tell you seven anti-aging methods", "What methods" and "Love me, love me, love me, love me"

10, "Do you know why I don't go to heaven?" "Why?" "Because there is you on the ground."

1 1, "Tell you three anti-aging methods" and "What methods?" "Love me, love me, love me"

12, "Talk to me when you think clearly", "I'm not thinking clearly, I'm thinking about you"

13, "To me, you are the bright moon at sunrise" and "Why?" "Because I will think of you when I get up, and I will think of you when I sleep ~"

14, "Someone has a crush on you." "Who is it?" "Right in front of your eyes."

15, "We went to the barbecue shop, and there were various dishes of pork, mutton and beef in front of us. What do you bake first? " "Pork" and "Don't you think about me first?"

16, "Eh, do you know my last name?" "What's your last name?" "Before I met you, my name was Wang. After knowing you, my surname is Fu (Happiness). "

17, "Is your father a thief?" "Why?" "He stole the stars as your eyes."

How many fingers are there in your left hand? How many eyes do you have? How many mouths do you have?

19, "Which hurts more, the iron bar or the hand?" "No, it's my heart."

20. "Where's your lighter?" "ah? I didn't. " "Excuse me, how did you burn my heart?"

2 1, "I think you are quite strange today", "What" and "You look weird"

22. "Miss, do you have a pen? Let me write a contact information. " "Well, yes." "Go ahead, what's your mobile phone number?"

23. "I regard your existence as air", "Really" and "I can't live without you"

24. "I feel strange today." "What?" "I miss you so much."

25. "I want to change my avatar", "What" and "Like you"

26. "Do you like yourself?" "I like it." "Then I will be your rival in love for life."

27. "Do you know why I am heavier than you?" "Because you are fat" "Because you are in my heart."

28. "I often feel that life is short when I meet you." "What's wrong with me?" "The sweet places in life are longer."

29. "Do you like drinking or drinking water", "You know what I like to drink", "What to drink" and "I care about you"

30. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" "Of course, my head hurts the most." "No, my heart hurts the most."

3 1, "Do you think we are in a giant doll machine?" "Which one do you want to catch?" "I just want you."

32. "I think I am a playboy." "Why?" "Because I like every look of you."

33. "My order hasn't come yet?" "What" and "Our Future"

34. "You look like a friend of mine." "who?" "My boyfriend (girlfriend)"

35. "I haven't eaten sugar since I met you." "Why?" "Because you are too sweet."

36. Are you tired? "Not tired." "But you have been running in my heart all day."

37. "Do you want to make your parents happy?" "Yes ~" "Take me home if you want."

38. "I always feel that one head is not enough." "What's the matter?" "I miss you every day, and I can't think enough ~ ~ ~"

39. "Shall we go for a drink?" "What wine to drink" and "Our wedding"

40. I must have eaten too much salt. "Why?" "Because I always miss you."