Seeing this copy, I couldn't help laughing.

Sitting on the 6th floor for 8 hours that night, I lost control over 10 times, and my right eyelid jumped 99 times. I was distressed all night, and I don't know how I lost my fifty cents.

Xiao Wang bought a car with a loan. Later, because he couldn't repay the loan in time, the bank took his car away. Xiao Wang patted his thigh angrily and said, "I knew this would happen." I should have got married with a loan! " "

3. Being rich and having face is called a male god. Having money and face is called husband, and having face and no money is called Lan Yan. As for those who have no money and face, I'm sorry that you are a good person ... what a painful understanding!

Don't always complain about your mobile phone card. If you face your face for a few hours every day, don't you have to commit suicide?

I found a thief at home in the middle of the night, so I was too nervous to get up in bed, and even expected him to find some money in my house.

6. Look in the mirror if you have nothing to do, so that you will understand many truths, such as "if you are ugly, you should read more, and if you are ugly, you should make more progress."

Dear, I tell you, love can be talked about slowly, and the meat must be eaten while it is hot.

Eight. The coach has an accurate evaluation of the girl who took the driver's license test with me: nodding her head three times at the beginning, turning sharply to refuel, backing up to listen to the sound, making no noise and not looking back, rolling pits with pits and rolling stones without pits.

When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is right.

10. A man's anger is like setting off firecrackers, and it ends with a bang. A woman's anger is like lighting mosquito-repellent incense, keeping the temperature high and going back and forth.

I don't want any position and I don't want any position. I just want to be a rich man simply.

12. Some people are disgusting. They stick it on others when they know that they are seeing someone else. Like a fool, can you come to me? I have no family!

Thirteen. My girlfriend is a perfect woman. She doesn't drink. She is not promiscuous. She's not complicated. She didn't cheat. She is not arrogant. She doesn't worship money. She is not lazy. She doesn't exist.

In fact, human potential is infinite. Some people quit their jobs at the beginning of the year, but they are still at work, even afraid to be late.

When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate him at all. I am so principled because I can't hate a man with vision.

16. The meat is long, the face is round, the stomach is fat and the legs are thick. These days are quite fulfilling.

17. Don't expect to lose weight. Bajie has walked 108000 miles without losing weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

18. Even if a beautiful person makes a mistake, others can easily forgive him. Ugly people can't be forgiven by others because of their looks, let alone make mistakes.